Name: Bill Burr & Nia Advice - Caught Dad Cheating on Mom
Uploaded: 2023-04-23T19:00:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia Advice - Caught Dad Cheating on Mom' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia Advice - Caught Dad Cheating on Mom' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-23. Transcript available.

all right dad cheating on mom dear billy skankles
please do not say my name oh he's got a jokey name he's got a jokey name
why are you such a drag all of a sudden one fucking stinky clam thing and now
come on man lighten up yeah sorry sorry everybody i should be in a bad mood the
way you've been
trashing me on this i invite you on them onto my show i already lost sherry's
berries they're
walking out of my life and then i gotta listen to you trashing me all right i
have been a fan of
yours since the year 2000 remember that bit how great was that bit the year
2000 i fucking love
that bit conan o'brien show everybody i love hearing your podcast every week i
use it as a
as a escape as an escape from my shitty life um i want to ask you for your
advice about a month ago
i started to notice my father would talk to a co-worker who happens to be a
lady i didn't think
much much of it seeing as how he's been happily married for the past 27 years i
checked my dad's
phone number my phone the other day he usually has me fix his phone since he
doesn't understand
technology upon checking his phone i saw a couple of texts and a picture that
they have been sending
each other oh all right a couple of texts i don't know what was in the text i
don't know what the
picture was he doesn't need to be sending pictures of himself to another woman
yeah i don't know what
to do i have looked up this guy for 25 years oh no and now i feel crushed
seeing the piece of shit he is
should i confront him and tell him to stop or else i'll tell my mother bill can
you please help me
thank you and go fuck yourself from adolf stalin
just in time for christmas
what would you do
what would you do baby what would you do if you had to give your life freedom
what would you do
um i don't know what i would do i would i would uh
just say i was you know i was fixing your phone the other day and i saw this
picture of this woman
who is she i would do there you go he'd probably lie just know that he's
probably going to lie to you
i mean you can confront him and just say hey like what's guy who's you know you
had me fix your phone
i saw these pictures and these texts like what's going on he's probably gonna
get upset why are you
reading my text i didn't ask you to do that i just asked you to get me off
airplane mode or whatever
the fuck it is that he he did you know why are you looking right he's probably
gonna get really really
upset with you and he's gonna lie and he's gonna deny it and then he's gonna be
probably overly sweet
to your mom in front of you um i don't know but you're um look to this guy for
25 years now
yeah it's a hard thing to realize that your parents are not as perfect and
great and upstanding as you
thought they were that sucks so what you think you should just go up and ask
him i mean if it's but
yeah he should just say like hey i just saw these pictures like you know i don't
know what they were
but i thought they were maybe something inappropriate but maybe i'm wrong and
it's just been bothering me
but like i said maybe that'll make him stop be prepared that he is going to get
very pissed at you
he might not he might be fucking embarrassed i don't know and it's it's
probably gonna make him
be really upset and yell at him so but i feel bad for your mom that's the thing
but who knows maybe
your parents have an arrangement that you don't know about oh jesus i don't
know you got to consider
all the possibilities here you know but unless his mom is at home just baking
cookies and making dinner
every night you know and being like what if she's just nagging him every night
you just get sick of
it maybe she's banging in the mailman hey you know can we have a little
sympathy for the guy who
fucking wrote in here jesus christ i would go with her first advice all right