Name: Bill Burr on Tom Cruise and his COVID Rant (RANT INCLUDED)
Uploaded: 2023-04-27T16:00:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on Tom Cruise and his COVID Rant (RANT INCLUDED)' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on Tom Cruise and his COVID Rant (RANT INCLUDED)' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-27. Transcript available.

You know, I finally listened to a little bit of that Tom Cruise rant, and I
just, I don't understand the shit that the guy's getting for it, okay?
It's like, you know what the deal is? You're on a movie set, be a fucking
professional.
And you could tell by the way he was yelling, that was probably the 9,000th
fucking time he had to tell some dumb cunt to stop being a dumb cunt.
All right? You know, on any movie, if you shut it down for a day or two, like,
the movie is immediately in trouble.
Forget about when you're doing a movie at his level where the fucking budget is
like, you know, nine figures.
And your dumb ass wants to go play fucking grab ass with somebody else.
Yeah, Tom Cruise is going to snap. It's called being a professional.
And these fucking pussies that are quitting the movie.
I was just joking with my friends going like, we went from Bobby Knight to this.
Now, Bobby, Bobby would get a little sideways.
I'm not saying I approved of everything that the guy did, but, you know.
This whole fucking thing, he yelled at me.
It was upsetting.
It's just like, you're on a movie set.
People are going to get yelled at.
Somebody's going to fucking snap.
It's not normal to be working 16-hour fucking days every single day, five, six
days a week for months on end.
People are going to snap, okay?
Since I've been in this business, that's all you hear about is people fucking
snap.
I've had people snap on me, get right in my grill, fucking screaming a bunch of
shit at me.
And then the next day they come, yeah, sorry about that.
It's like, dude, I get it.
I get it.
We all want to be here.
We all want to do this.
But this, on certain days, it sucks.
And you start losing your fucking mind.
You're back there in Hollywood making movies right now because of us.
Because they believe in us and what we're doing.
I'm on the phone with every fucking studio at night, insurance companies,
producers.
And they're looking at us and using us to make their movies.
We are creating thousands of jobs, you fucking fucker.
I don't ever want to see it again.
Ever.
And if you don't do it, you're fired.
And if I see you do it again, you're fucking gone.
And anyone on this crew does it.
That's it.
And you too.
And you too.
And you.
Don't you ever fucking do it again.
That's it.
No apologies.
You can tell it to the people that are losing their fucking loans because our
industry is shut down.
It's not going to put food on their table or pay for their college education.
That's what I sleep with every night.
It's the future of the fucking industry.
So I'm sorry.
I'm beyond your apologies.
I have told you.
And now I want it.
And if you don't do it, you're out.
We are not shutting this fucking movie down.
Is it understood?
If I see it again, you're fucking gone.
And so are you.
So you're going to cost him his job.
And I see it on the set, you're gone.
And you're gone.
That's it.
Am I clear?
Do you understand what I want?
Do you understand the responsibility that you have?
Because I will deal with your reason.
And if you can't be reasonable, and I can't deal with your logic, you're fired.
That's it.
That is it.
I trust you guys to be here.