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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nia takes Bill to a Lady Gaga concert... He didn't enjoy it' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-01. Transcript available.

Well, I just got saved by the bell.
You were just trashing me.
Somehow that wasn't recording.
Let's go back to this.
So evidently...
Evidently what?
What was the last thing we got?
It was literally you just sitting down.
Oh, this is such a tragedy.
You were hammering me.
Well, there's no shortage of irritation from last night,
so we can retell the story.
What do you want to know?
I thought you kind of sort of ruined it.
You didn't ruin it.
I actually woke up this morning and I was like...
I only yelled out like three times.
Only yelled out three times.
You know what?
When I do the Bitch Please podcast,
which will be happening soon, by the way,
I need to talk about...
You know what?
I'm going to save it.
Because last night was a perfect example of, you know,
women need to realize their boyfriends' strengths and weaknesses.
And I knew...
Jesus.
I knew that this sort of thing was going to be a weakness.
And I should have listened to that instinct.
Okay?
But anyway, the point is...
No, Nia, I went there and I got my...
You were drunk.
And I...
You were drunk as a skunk.
All right, let's start from the beginning.
Okay?
But I want you to know this.
No, no, no.
I want you to know this.
I'm not saying I'm innocent.
I need you to hear me.
No, you don't need to...
I don't need to hear anything right now.
I went there.
I wanted to have a good time.
No, you didn't.
I was like, I'm going here.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
Because you would have tried if you...
But you didn't.
Because it's not in you.
Yeah, I came in, she fucking rode a horse out of a vagina.
Oh, my God.
That was...
No, that was something different.
She came out of a vagina in a different part.
In a different part.
That sounds so ridiculous to talk about.
It was.
It was gay spinal tap.
Oh, no.
I mean, it was the gayest thing ever.
But it was...
I mean, I thought it was fantastic.
It was every musical theater, crazy, artsy kind of fantasy rolled into one.
It was completely over the top and completely ridiculous.
But it was so much fun.
I had a great time.
No.
What happened is this.
I'm the worst.
You came home drunk as a skunk.
No, what happened was your girlfriend bailed on you.
Bailed on you.
Okay?
Well, no, I never...
And I was a bad fit for that team.
Well, no, I never...
It's like Dwight Howard with the Lakers.
Once we got tickets and I realized how much they were, I asked a couple people
and they,
you know, weren't able to do it for various reasons.
Nobody bailed.
No one said to me, yes, I'm definitely going because we didn't have definite
tickets until
the last minute.
So you come back from watching the Pats and the Ravens?
Yeah, very good.
I walked down the street.
I was drunk.
Yeah, you came while you were drunk.
You told me you had pounded six beers and you were...
You were sloppy and you were sliding around on the hardwood floor on your socks.
Probably seven or eight.
Trying to find...
Yeah, exactly.
Trying to find your shoes, which took half an hour for some strange reason.
Didn't take a half an hour.
I'm trying to do what you do, which is to make it funny.
Oh, okay.
All right.
You're such a fucking hypocrite on your own damn podcast.
It's like you want to live in this world where it's like all your rules and
then someone
comes in and tries to do a little bit of it and you're not having it.
Look, I got to be honest with you.
It is my podcast.
So it is my fucking rules.
But when I said that, it didn't take a half hour.
That was...
It wasn't coming from...
It was coming from me being embarrassed.
Like, oh, was I that drunk?
You should be embarrassed because you were embarrassing.
Okay?
So then we got into a cab.
Tell the story.
What did I say when I went into this and I saw the women over there?
We were walking up to try to find Will Call and there was just a group of girls
standing,
talking to each other, about to go in or whatever.
And you just go, ladies.
Really loud.
I remember that.
That was funny.
Apropos of nothing.
Apropos?
Oh, no.
Here's what happened.
I'll tell you why.
They were sitting there with their horseshoes on.
What are you?
You're not supposed to say something?
You want attention?
No, you're not supposed to say anything.
You need to shut your fucking mouth.
You want some fucking attention?
I just forgot the best part.
Here I fucking go.
In the cab.
In the cab.
So we're in the cab.
And we're waiting.
We're in traffic or something because, you know, Bill's drunk or whatever.
I plan on having drinks with this thing.
So we're taking a cab and being responsible.
And this young white guy who's homeless who comes up with a sign.
Do you remember this?
And the sign said, smiles are free.
And you just went, get a job, you fucking bum.
Yeah.
I'm reverse racist when it comes to homeless people.
White male, fucking heterosexual.
There's no reason for you to be homeless.
Poverty affects a lot of different people, Bill.
Not just certain minorities.
Now, the way Lady Gaga would have done that, she would have been like, poverty,
and looked
up at the ceiling, affects everyone.
So you're saying because he's like a white male age, this to this, it's like,
why are
you, you kind of, you're already set up for so-called success.
And that's why, well, you know what?
We're getting, we're getting past the point.
Anyway, we get in there.
You do your fucking job.
You do your lady's thing.
Well, if it were that simple, he would, you know, I'm like tapping out of this
podcast.
Don't do that.
Don't be like that.
Listen, there's a reason why the expression bum exists.
You're a bum.
There's a, the reason why that word came up is because there's people out there
who are
bums.
Okay?
Smiles are free.
First of all, he's a hack.
He didn't come up with that.
It's nothing fucking original.
He's not thinking outside the box.
I mean, this guy needs, he needs to challenge himself.
I mean, you think I like getting heckled on stage?
I go up there to make you fucking laugh.
Forget about your problems.
I go on stage.
Hey, go fuck yourself.
You redheaded cunt.
I got to deal with that.
This guy should be walking up and down the street with his stupid sign.
He doesn't get heckled.
Can we go back to the Lady Gaga thing?
Sure.
I mean, I know I brought it up, but I shouldn't have because I'm already
annoyed with you.
Oh, really?
So anyway, we get into the show, and what else happened?
Why did I have her on?
What?
I said, why did I have you on?
I was having a good time.
Go ahead.
Berate me.
You should be berated.
You deserve to be berated after the things that you pulled last night.
Then, as we're in the concert, at various times, you go, Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh, what the fucking, the self-help horse shit.
Oh, it's driving me fucking nuts.
Nia, she was doing that after every fucking song, and I only said Jesus fucking
Christ three
times.
It was a fucking two-hour fucking concert.
You actually only said it once.
I was exaggerating.
Okay, so I only said it one fucking time, and the whole time, I'm going, do not
ruin this
for Nia.
Well, guess what?
You failed.
What?
Yeah, she couldn't.
Oh, my God.
Epic fail.
I got to tell you something.
Because try as you might, if you don't like something, you are going to ruin it
for everybody
else.
Do you know why I took you there?
Why did you?
Because I love you.
That's why, and I knew it was fucking important to you, and I knew that you
were bummed that
your friend bailed, and I said I was going to fucking go.
Should I have had eight bud viruses before I went there?
No.
But even in my drunken stupor, yelling at white homeless people and those
fucking girls
with the horseshoes, I still only said Jesus fucking Christ.
In two and a half fucking hours, watching somebody pulling plants out of the
fucking crowd, ripping
off Madonna, who couldn't really even fucking dance, coming out of a castle in
a fucking
vagina.
I always said, I said Jesus fucking Christ three times.
That's pretty fucking good.
You shouldn't have gone then.
You should not have gone.
And I said to you beforehand, why are you doing this?
You know this is not your thing.
Because you wanted to see Lady Gaga when she was at the Wiltern.
And no one would go with me.
And you brought it, and no one would go with you.
It made me feel bad, and you've fucking been bringing it up for four fucking
years, and
I was like, God damn it, she's going to see it this time.
And I'm going to go there, and had I not had eight fucking Budweiser's, I just
would
have rolled my eyes and said Jesus fucking Christ.
Okay?
But the problem with Lady Gaga is no one in her fucking circle is going Jesus
fucking Christ.
Of course not.
She's a huge pop star.
Right.
Why should there be?
Well, you know what?
It's very easy for you now.
I was actually helping her out.
Oh, right.
She's like, she needs your fucking help.
Are you kidding me?
That whole place was full of her.
How great were the seats?
The seats were amazing.
I got great pictures.
No, I had a great time.
But like I said, I will discuss this on my own podcast, the Bitch Please
podcast.
Can I get a little bit of credit?
Jesus fucking Christ, only three times what I saw.
No, you only said it once.
Okay, I said it one fucking time.
Watching that Spinal Tap shit.
You didn't even need to say it at all.
I said to you, don't come if it's going to be something where you're going to
be rolling
your eyes and being obnoxious.
And what happened?
You came and you were obnoxious.
No, I wasn't.
You don't even remember.
You were like, I wasn't drunk.
What are you talking about?
You don't even remember half this shit.
I wasn't.
I'm telling you it for the first time in your mind.
How I remember it.
It doesn't matter how you remember it.
You weren't too drunk to remember anything.
I stood up for the first song.
By the second song, I was sitting down and I was like.
I don't care.
It doesn't matter if you're sitting down.
And I was like, wait a minute.
I don't want to ruin this for her.
And I stood back up.
At one point, I was texting with a friend of mine about the game.
And you said, who are you texting to?
Yeah.
That's the longest text I've ever seen.
And I was fucking breaking down the game.
And I was letting you enjoy the fucking thing there.
I did enjoy it.
Okay.
I did enjoy it, but I just listened to my instincts on that one.
Which is what?
That you shouldn't have gone.
All right.
Well, fuck it then.
I tried.
I tried.
I tried.
You tried and you failed miserably.
I thought you were having a good time.
I was having a good time, but there were moments where I was just like, you
know.
You know something?
What?
You should have listened to your instincts.
I should have.
I will.
You know something?
People who listen to this podcast know better than to go to a Lady Gaga concert
with me.
They know fucking better than that.
I know.
I know.
Okay.
Yeah.
I did.
You know, those tickets were not fucking cheap.
They were not.
They were not cheap.
And I fucking went there and I put some fucking money in that broad's fucking
pockets.
And after the fifth fucking hour of her self-help horseshit and then claiming
that everybody said that you couldn't bring the gay underground to the
mainstream.
When fucking it hasn't been underground, it hasn't been underground for forever.
Yes.
Well, I'm not.
They make sitcoms about gay guys.
This is Will and Grace.
Fucking modern family.
That show that's ripping off modern family.
That fucking gay black dude on the Tyra Banks show with the chandelier on his
fucking head.
The other one with the silver hair.
It's not underground anymore.
You try to describe things that you don't know the names of.
It's just.
Next top model.
Fantastic.
America's next top model.
America's next top model.
There you go.
That fucking guy there who, who, like, you know.
Miss J.
Yeah, that dude.
And Mr. J.
Mr. J has the highlighted hair.
If that fucking guy was on TV when I was growing up, they would have been
fucking like, oh, like, they would have been like, what the, they couldn't
believe it.
If he was just like, uh, like, or if there was anybody openly gay when I was
growing up, like, it's, it's over.
Nobody gives a fuck anymore and they shouldn't.
Okay.
It, it's like, uh, I can't, I can't explain for her to claim that.
Like what I watched last night.
All right.
And no way, I guess if she was in Nebraska, that would be shocked.
But I watched that shit and none of it was shocking to me.
And I was just sort of looking at it going like, she's fucking ripping Madonna
off brutally.
Yeah.
But when she came in on that black horse, though, that was like, I had, I
stopped in my tracks.
We hadn't even gotten to our seats yet.
And I was like, what?
Oh, that was amazing.
No, don't admit anything.
Cause I really don't want to hear anything that's going to continue to
disappoint me.
No, this is actually making fun of me.
This is going to make fun of me though.
Yeah.
I was so drunk at that point when I brought up the horse on the podcast, there
was part of me going,
now, was that a horse or is that two people in the horse?
You know, where you hang on to the guy's waist and then you walk in, you know,
the horse costume.
You know, the horse costume back in the vodka.
Like somebody's the ass and somebody's the front.
Yeah.
I couldn't, I didn't know if it was two guys on like stilts.
No, it was an actual horse.
It was an actual horse.
It's a beautiful horse.
Poor fucking horse.
I know.
It's on the road.
It's fucking smack habit.
That horse is going everywhere with them.
Maybe it's a different horse in every city.
Like they planned it out and she was like, I need to have a black stallion.
All right.
So make sure everywhere we're going, now they brought that horse on.
You have to have a horse that isn't going to freak out with a bunch of shirtless
people.
Gyrating all over the place.
Oh my God.
What about the girl who was just completely naked?
Oh, in the crowd.
She goes, give it up for that naked mermaid.
And then they just show this girl.
And then Gaga said, are you over 18?
And she goes, okay, good.
All right.
Or she had her tits out.
Yeah, that was funny.
And I laughed.
That was funny.
I laughed.
Yeah.
Nia, I swear to God.
In my hat of hats, I came there to be entertained.
And you know what?
I believe you because I know you.
I believe that you, of course, the only reason why you, Bill Burr, would ever
go to a Lady Gaga concert is because you love me.
I know that.
Because there is no way in hell you would ever do that for anyone else.
Never.
No, and she can sing.
That's what I like.
She can sing.
She can sing live.
The drummer was the shit.
He was.
Oh my God.
That drummer was awesome.
Yeah.
Too bad he was in the dungeon.
You couldn't even sing.
I know.
That guy was fucking awesome.
No, I get it.
I know you have good intentions.
But that's my point, though.
You, I, as someone who is in a relationship and has known you for a long time,
like, I need
to understand your limitations.
And as much as you might have good intentions.
You like how she says that, everybody, like, I have some sort of special needs?
You do have special needs.
You are my special needs child.
You have good intentions, but you have your limits.
And I need to recognize that in you and be like, oh, he can't go to this
because he won't
know how to act.
So it's fine.
But I appreciate you.
You got the tickets for me.
I will go to that shit again next time.
I will be stone fucking sober.
And I won't yell out, Jesus fucking Christ.
I wish I knew what the fuck she said when she said it.
And I swear to God, it would have been, I would be, I would be vindicated.
I just don't have that evidence because I don't remember it.
Okay.
Well, whatever.
All right.
Whatever.
That's the podcast for this week.

Nia takes Bill to a Lady Gaga concert... He didn't enjoy it

Well, I just got saved by the bell.
You were just trashing me.
Somehow that wasn't recording.
Let's go back to this.
So evidently...
Evidently what?
What was the last thing we got?
It was literally you just sitting down.
Oh, this is such a tragedy.
You were hammering me.
Well, there's no shortage of irritation from last night,
so we can retell the story.
What do you want to know?
I thought you kind of sort of ruined it.
You didn't ruin it.
I actually woke up this morning and I was like...
I only yelled out like three times.
Only yelled out three times.
You know what?
When I do the Bitch Please podcast,
which will be happening soon, by the way,
I need to talk about...
You know what?
I'm going to save it.
Because last night was a perfect example of, you know,
women need to realize their boyfriends' strengths and weaknesses.
And I knew...
Jesus.
I knew that this sort of thing was going to be a weakness.
And I should have listened to that instinct.
Okay?
But anyway, the point is...
No, Nia, I went there and I got my...
You were drunk.
And I...
You were drunk as a skunk.
All right, let's start from the beginning.
Okay?
But I want you to know this.
No, no, no.
I want you to know this.
I'm not saying I'm innocent.
I need you to hear me.
No, you don't need to...
I don't need to hear anything right now.
I went there.
I wanted to have a good time.
No, you didn't.
I was like, I'm going here.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
Because you would have tried if you...
But you didn't.
Because it's not in you.
Yeah, I came in, she fucking rode a horse out of a vagina.
Oh, my God.
That was...
No, that was something different.
She came out of a vagina in a different part.
In a different part.
That sounds so ridiculous to talk about.
It was.
It was gay spinal tap.
Oh, no.
I mean, it was the gayest thing ever.
But it was...
I mean, I thought it was fantastic.
It was every musical theater, crazy, artsy kind of fantasy rolled into one.
It was completely over the top and completely ridiculous.
But it was so much fun.
I had a great time.
No.
What happened is this.
I'm the worst.
You came home drunk as a skunk.
No, what happened was your girlfriend bailed on you.
Bailed on you.
Okay?
Well, no, I never...
And I was a bad fit for that team.
Well, no, I never...
It's like Dwight Howard with the Lakers.
Once we got tickets and I realized how much they were, I asked a couple people
and they,
you know, weren't able to do it for various reasons.
Nobody bailed.
No one said to me, yes, I'm definitely going because we didn't have definite
tickets until
the last minute.
So you come back from watching the Pats and the Ravens?
Yeah, very good.
I walked down the street.
I was drunk.
Yeah, you came while you were drunk.
You told me you had pounded six beers and you were...
You were sloppy and you were sliding around on the hardwood floor on your socks.
Probably seven or eight.
Trying to find...
Yeah, exactly.
Trying to find your shoes, which took half an hour for some strange reason.
Didn't take a half an hour.
I'm trying to do what you do, which is to make it funny.
Oh, okay.
All right.
You're such a fucking hypocrite on your own damn podcast.
It's like you want to live in this world where it's like all your rules and
then someone
comes in and tries to do a little bit of it and you're not having it.
Look, I got to be honest with you.
It is my podcast.
So it is my fucking rules.
But when I said that, it didn't take a half hour.
That was...
It wasn't coming from...
It was coming from me being embarrassed.
Like, oh, was I that drunk?
You should be embarrassed because you were embarrassing.
Okay?
So then we got into a cab.
Tell the story.
What did I say when I went into this and I saw the women over there?
We were walking up to try to find Will Call and there was just a group of girls
standing,
talking to each other, about to go in or whatever.
And you just go, ladies.
Really loud.
I remember that.
That was funny.
Apropos of nothing.
Apropos?
Oh, no.
Here's what happened.
I'll tell you why.
They were sitting there with their horseshoes on.
What are you?
You're not supposed to say something?
You want attention?
No, you're not supposed to say anything.
You need to shut your fucking mouth.
You want some fucking attention?
I just forgot the best part.
Here I fucking go.
In the cab.
In the cab.
So we're in the cab.
And we're waiting.
We're in traffic or something because, you know, Bill's drunk or whatever.
I plan on having drinks with this thing.
So we're taking a cab and being responsible.
And this young white guy who's homeless who comes up with a sign.
Do you remember this?
And the sign said, smiles are free.
And you just went, get a job, you fucking bum.
Yeah.
I'm reverse racist when it comes to homeless people.
White male, fucking heterosexual.
There's no reason for you to be homeless.
Poverty affects a lot of different people, Bill.
Not just certain minorities.
Now, the way Lady Gaga would have done that, she would have been like, poverty,
and looked
up at the ceiling, affects everyone.
So you're saying because he's like a white male age, this to this, it's like,
why are
you, you kind of, you're already set up for so-called success.
And that's why, well, you know what?
We're getting, we're getting past the point.
Anyway, we get in there.
You do your fucking job.
You do your lady's thing.
Well, if it were that simple, he would, you know, I'm like tapping out of this
podcast.
Don't do that.
Don't be like that.
Listen, there's a reason why the expression bum exists.
You're a bum.
There's a, the reason why that word came up is because there's people out there
who are
bums.
Okay?
Smiles are free.
First of all, he's a hack.
He didn't come up with that.
It's nothing fucking original.
He's not thinking outside the box.
I mean, this guy needs, he needs to challenge himself.
I mean, you think I like getting heckled on stage?
I go up there to make you fucking laugh.
Forget about your problems.
I go on stage.
Hey, go fuck yourself.
You redheaded cunt.
I got to deal with that.
This guy should be walking up and down the street with his stupid sign.
He doesn't get heckled.
Can we go back to the Lady Gaga thing?
Sure.
I mean, I know I brought it up, but I shouldn't have because I'm already
annoyed with you.
Oh, really?
So anyway, we get into the show, and what else happened?
Why did I have her on?
What?
I said, why did I have you on?
I was having a good time.
Go ahead.
Berate me.
You should be berated.
You deserve to be berated after the things that you pulled last night.
Then, as we're in the concert, at various times, you go, Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh, what the fucking, the self-help horse shit.
Oh, it's driving me fucking nuts.
Nia, she was doing that after every fucking song, and I only said Jesus fucking
Christ three
times.
It was a fucking two-hour fucking concert.
You actually only said it once.
I was exaggerating.
Okay, so I only said it one fucking time, and the whole time, I'm going, do not
ruin this
for Nia.
Well, guess what?
You failed.
What?
Yeah, she couldn't.
Oh, my God.
Epic fail.
I got to tell you something.
Because try as you might, if you don't like something, you are going to ruin it
for everybody
else.
Do you know why I took you there?
Why did you?
Because I love you.
That's why, and I knew it was fucking important to you, and I knew that you
were bummed that
your friend bailed, and I said I was going to fucking go.
Should I have had eight bud viruses before I went there?
No.
But even in my drunken stupor, yelling at white homeless people and those
fucking girls
with the horseshoes, I still only said Jesus fucking Christ.
In two and a half fucking hours, watching somebody pulling plants out of the
fucking crowd, ripping
off Madonna, who couldn't really even fucking dance, coming out of a castle in
a fucking
vagina.
I always said, I said Jesus fucking Christ three times.
That's pretty fucking good.
You shouldn't have gone then.
You should not have gone.
And I said to you beforehand, why are you doing this?
You know this is not your thing.
Because you wanted to see Lady Gaga when she was at the Wiltern.
And no one would go with me.
And you brought it, and no one would go with you.
It made me feel bad, and you've fucking been bringing it up for four fucking
years, and
I was like, God damn it, she's going to see it this time.
And I'm going to go there, and had I not had eight fucking Budweiser's, I just
would
have rolled my eyes and said Jesus fucking Christ.
Okay?
But the problem with Lady Gaga is no one in her fucking circle is going Jesus
fucking Christ.
Of course not.
She's a huge pop star.
Right.
Why should there be?
Well, you know what?
It's very easy for you now.
I was actually helping her out.
Oh, right.
She's like, she needs your fucking help.
Are you kidding me?
That whole place was full of her.
How great were the seats?
The seats were amazing.
I got great pictures.
No, I had a great time.
But like I said, I will discuss this on my own podcast, the Bitch Please
podcast.
Can I get a little bit of credit?
Jesus fucking Christ, only three times what I saw.
No, you only said it once.
Okay, I said it one fucking time.
Watching that Spinal Tap shit.
You didn't even need to say it at all.
I said to you, don't come if it's going to be something where you're going to
be rolling
your eyes and being obnoxious.
And what happened?
You came and you were obnoxious.
No, I wasn't.
You don't even remember.
You were like, I wasn't drunk.
What are you talking about?
You don't even remember half this shit.
I wasn't.
I'm telling you it for the first time in your mind.
How I remember it.
It doesn't matter how you remember it.
You weren't too drunk to remember anything.
I stood up for the first song.
By the second song, I was sitting down and I was like.
I don't care.
It doesn't matter if you're sitting down.
And I was like, wait a minute.
I don't want to ruin this for her.
And I stood back up.
At one point, I was texting with a friend of mine about the game.
And you said, who are you texting to?
Yeah.
That's the longest text I've ever seen.
And I was fucking breaking down the game.
And I was letting you enjoy the fucking thing there.
I did enjoy it.
Okay.
I did enjoy it, but I just listened to my instincts on that one.
Which is what?
That you shouldn't have gone.
All right.
Well, fuck it then.
I tried.
I tried.
I tried.
You tried and you failed miserably.
I thought you were having a good time.
I was having a good time, but there were moments where I was just like, you
know.
You know something?
What?
You should have listened to your instincts.
I should have.
I will.
You know something?
People who listen to this podcast know better than to go to a Lady Gaga concert
with me.
They know fucking better than that.
I know.
I know.
Okay.
Yeah.
I did.
You know, those tickets were not fucking cheap.
They were not.
They were not cheap.
And I fucking went there and I put some fucking money in that broad's fucking
pockets.
And after the fifth fucking hour of her self-help horseshit and then claiming
that everybody said that you couldn't bring the gay underground to the
mainstream.
When fucking it hasn't been underground, it hasn't been underground for forever.
Yes.
Well, I'm not.
They make sitcoms about gay guys.
This is Will and Grace.
Fucking modern family.
That show that's ripping off modern family.
That fucking gay black dude on the Tyra Banks show with the chandelier on his
fucking head.
The other one with the silver hair.
It's not underground anymore.
You try to describe things that you don't know the names of.
It's just.
Next top model.
Fantastic.
America's next top model.
America's next top model.
There you go.
That fucking guy there who, who, like, you know.
Miss J.
Yeah, that dude.
And Mr. J.
Mr. J has the highlighted hair.
If that fucking guy was on TV when I was growing up, they would have been
fucking like, oh, like, they would have been like, what the, they couldn't
believe it.
If he was just like, uh, like, or if there was anybod