Name: Bill Burr Advice - Girlfriend of 7 years Suddenly Dumped Me
Uploaded: 2023-05-15T16:00:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice - Girlfriend of 7 years Suddenly Dumped Me' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice - Girlfriend of 7 years Suddenly Dumped Me' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-15. Transcript available.

um girlfriend of seven years dumped me um hey bill my girlfriend of seven years
dumped me
two months after she moved to connecticut for graduate school she didn't use
those exact words
but she told me she told me she needed time to think because something is
missing in our
relationship and she needs time to figure out what it is well dude you've been
with her for
fucking seven years man i mean who am i to talk i was with nia for nine years
before we got married
but um we were on the same page as we were both terrified to fucking make that
leap um anyways
i'm not a mind reader but if some someone has been with you for seven years and
they need to time to
think about whether they still want to be with you that's not a good sign yes
your instincts are
correct i would say uh since i had this conversation with her i have been
absolutely devastated and
depressed i'm ashamed to admit this but the other night i found myself on my
bedroom floor crying in
the fetal position well that's totally normal and it's also it's a healthy
thing to do cry it out of
you don't drink it out of you or fucking jump off a balcony those are dumb shit
that men do all right
women get down on the floor cry in the fetal position i think that's why they
live longer
if it was socially acceptable for us to do it so please continue doing that it's
a valid human emotion
that both men and women have that men fight yeah fucking cry it out of you um
good for you very
mature thing to do um you should not feel ashamed at all you said i understand
that time heals all wounds
but i have no idea how to how to start the process of getting over this do what
you're doing cry it out
of you and then um call your best friend and just say listen dude i'm
embarrassed to say this but i'm
fucking devastated i'm over here crying like a little girl yeah i gotta get me
out of the house
man take me for a fucking walk like a dog just get me get some fresh air
anyways he said to keep my mind
off her i try to stay busy by going to the gym and focusing on hobbies but i
can't seem to shake this
miserable feeling how would you handle this situation if you were in my shoes
um i would accept the fact
that that it's gonna hurt okay and that you're not going to be able to just go
to the gym and take
a pottery class and forget a woman that you loved for seven years um what you
have to do is understand
that it's gonna hurt for a while and you have to rather than run from the pain
sit in it cry your way
through it and then go to the fucking gym and you know the crying thing's gonna
last for a little
while and once you get through that then just try you know even during the
crying time i try to do i'm
gonna do something positive today i'm gonna do the dishes you know just do
little things that are on a
list you know and then while you're doing that just start making a list of uh
how you want to come out of
this do you want to come out of this ship this yeah literally this 20 pounds
heavier or do you want to
come out like 10 pounds lighter because you've been going to the gym you know
do you want to come out
of this hating women or hopeful that you that you you know you're with the
wrong person and you haven't
you have a whole new opportunity to meet somebody great you know you didn't
have any kids you weren't
married it's a nice clean breakup um you know you can totally rebuild your life
where you can have the
greatest life ever and then one day you're gonna run into her she's gonna see
how happy you are and it's
the moment that you're gonna want to be like yeah how do you see that i'm happy
look at me and my car and my family and you know what if you're truly happy you're
not gonna have that hey
fuck you thing to her you're gonna be like hey how are you hope you're happy
you know and in your head
you'll be the greatest thing that ever happened is you fucking left me because
now you dude you're older
you're wiser you're going through this fucking thing now you're gonna really
figure out what you like
i'm telling you this will end up being the greatest thing that happened to you
but the thing is you gotta
you can't be a guy here and try to fucking block out the pain you gotta fucking
just sit in it
you know just fucking go through all your that you bought together that makes
you cry and all that
cry put it on craigslist get it the out of there you know get through all of
that and then
maybe just get rid of the that she got you move to a new place just start over
and then when you meet broads in a bar you just tell them what's going on with
you just got out of
the seven year thing it was fucking devastating but i'm totally hopeful you
know i want to meet
somebody great and they're always like oh my god that's nice they're attracted
to it next thing you
know you're drinking ipas you're getting fucking blowjobs with women you're not
in a relationship with
look at that the clouds are parted all right all of that is in your future
but you got to go through the fucking pain first all right that's it if you
were a car you're a
fucking barn find right now they haven't even fucking fucking sprayed you off
and got the rat
out of you you just got to deal with that right now but the best thing you can
do is not bury this
the reason why women do so well is because they're allowed to cry they can cry
in front of their
friends they can talk this out and they can get past it we don't we carry it
and carry it and
carry it and it affects other relationships if you truly want to fucking get
past this thing
you got to go through the pain of it that's what the that's what i learned
all the times i got dumped all right good luck to you sir