Name: Bill Burr Advice - My Daughter is Dating a Complete Loser
Uploaded: 2023-05-31T16:00:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice - My Daughter is Dating a Complete Loser' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice - My Daughter is Dating a Complete Loser' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-31. Transcript available.

all right my daughter's boyfriend is a loser oh boy dear Billy the kid first I
want to say that I
love the first two episodes of efforts for family and I can't wait oh the first
two seasons sorry
and I can't wait for season three thank you I don't like my daughter's
boyfriend I like how
this guy gets right to it and I want to make her break up with him let me tell
you about my girl
she's 28 years old she has a great job she's living in an apartment with this
guy the problem
is that she pays for everything because he's air quote between jobs and also
sometimes she calls
me to fix some stuff for her and when I get there I find this ass just playing
video games or watching
a movie oh my god he doesn't even put on a show for when his the father of his
girlfriend shows up yeah
this guy's a bum he doesn't do shit I really don't understand why she's still
with him my greatest fear
is if she marries if she marries that guy can you please give me your opinion
as a father oh my god
dude I'm brand new to this you're like a grizzled vet with a 28 year old I got
an 11 month old I'm
gonna give you advice can you please give me your opinion as a father on how to
deal with this
problem should I tell her to break up with him or should I just keep my mouth
shut and I would also
love to hear what the lovely Nia has to say about that about my situation thank
you keep up the good
work well unfortunately she's a little pissed at me right now so I only got one
more question here
I think I probably would have given him shit when I went over there
I would have just been like really you're just gonna sit there playing video
games while the
father of your girlfriend comes over to this apartment where she's paying for
everything and
you don't even have a job you're just gonna sit there and play video games who
raised you
I probably you know now I'm not the smartest guy and I also fly off the handle
a lot I would have said
something along those lines and then if he mentioned it to her I just say
listen I probably shouldn't
have said that I love you I want the best for you and you know it it just as
your dad it bothers me that
you're paying for everything and then I came over to the fixed stuff and this
guy couldn't even start
playing video games um you know something don't say anything then because then
you look like the
asshole that's that was bad advice all right swing and a miss strike one I
would say that to her just say
listen I'm just gonna say this and just say this I'm just gonna say this one
time I have to get this
off my chest as your dad because I love you and I want the best for you okay I
understand that the
person you're with right now is between jobs and really try to fight the urge
to do the giant air
quote between jobs and just say listen okay I understand that you know people
have ups and downs in life but
it was just kind of a red flag to me that I went over to your apartment where
you're paying everything
where there's a man there all right and he sees the father of the woman that he's
dating come walking in
to fix something that he's not fixing he didn't even help me he continued to
play video games I'm just
saying I'm a little concerned about the overall drive of the man in your life
and as men we can't give you
all right what we do is provide okay so
he just looked like a giant 12 year old to me don't say that last part but just
say I'm just a little
concerned are you do you share those concerns and if she says no just say fair
enough maybe I caught him
on a bad day but just as your father I felt like I had to say something if you're
okay with him then
I'm okay with him and then you then you're good because now you put it out
there all right but if
you come at her and you're just saying listen you need to dump this guy this
guy's a bum because I
said so then she's gonna get her back up and be are you know and it'll become
actually more romantic
to her that she's you know it's us against the world baby did you hear what I
said the kids gonna be
like oh sorry it's trying to get to level seven um that's the way I would
handle it and then after
that you just got to wash your oh god that's difficult you got to wash your
hands of it um
I don't know if I could do that
I I mean I would just start at some point if she stayed with him I would just
start openly teasing him
hey what do you say they're they're they're couch face huh
whatever his name's Mike hey Mikey what what's what's your favorite couch to
sit on when you're
not looking for a job
you know hey Mike what's what's your favorite what's your favorite movie no let
me guess Peter Pan
right where you get to be 12 years old for the rest of your fucking life um
that's what I would just I
would roast him I would roast him you're so progressive you know hey Mike what
do you want
what do you want for uh what do you want for Christmas you want an apron oh
that's right you
don't even cook how about one of those inflatable uh donut things that truckers
wear when they sit on
their ass all day getting hemorrhoids uh you want to stand up desk to play your
video games on
I would just I yeah maybe do that I would just start roasting him