Name: Patrice O'Neal and Kevin Hart Recount Bill Burr's Bus Roast
Uploaded: 2023-06-17T15:00:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Patrice O'Neal and Kevin Hart Recount Bill Burr's Bus Roast' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Patrice O'Neal and Kevin Hart Recount Bill Burr's Bus Roast' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-17. Transcript available.

one of the best beatings ever were you there for the bill burr beating when he
took the fucking the greatest not only not only was I there Bill tried to fight
it off for so long trying to fight back and eventually he just sat there
everybody
everybody just kept doing I remember I told Bill he was eating chicken as if
he as if he just beat cancer
he was taking a small sickly bite the fucking piece of chicken like he like it
literally took Bill three minutes to eat a buffalo wing we found out who ratted
him
out I think it was a it wasn't Patrice it was it was Keith myself Kevin Patrice
and
we found somebody told on him it was the Yankees Diamondbacks World Series 2001
I
think and we found out bill got a gig performing comedy on a bus that was
taking people to the game and Bill and Bill was getting the pain he was getting
was that he got to go to the to the game and I don't remember who teased him or
who first mentioned it but it's one of the was it Bobby did Bobby tell us I don't
remember somebody told us but when I say we beat the shit out of Bill verbally
it
was one of the greatest all-time beatings every comedian it would have to be
with
that situation they got to the point where Bill had nothing to do but attack
other people's careers what are you doing
what job you what can you get shut up but was go get on a go get on the MTA and
tell some jokes you remember some of the lines no but I know we made fun of him
is it
weird performing when you're not going backwards that should be a DVD man the
comedians of course everyone did the fucking walking down the steps
performing joke and fucking did it make you did it make you stop your jokes
when
it got announced the bus stop hold on Bill for a second just wait for a second
do you
know you're bombing and people like pushing the button over it was fucking it
was
literally a 45-minute assault and Bill just got mad at one point hey at least
my
parents don't drink it was a great really really brutal I've written to some
good
ones I remember I brought a girl in one time she was actually good-looking not
a
bad-looking girl man but she had this hat on she had a hat
that's all it takes his hat like I'm telling her like her body was nice she had
a nice
ass cute in the face she had a hat and they was like what are you doing with a
Russian spy
she's like oh it's no beating it man I can honestly say the best times of my
life were probably at the comedy cellar I remember my birthday
Keith Keith got me drunk you know I was 21 I just turned 22
I can honestly say the best times of my life we're probably at the comedy cellar
I
I can honestly say the best times of my life were probably at the comedy cellar
I remember my birthday
Keith Keith got me drunk you know I was 21 I just turned 22 it was my birthday
but you know there I never drank there even though we did it wasn't it wasn't
really a thing to do like we didn't sit around to get drunk like I
like putting the hat backwards.
It's no beating it, man.
I can honestly say the best times of my life
were probably at the Comedy Cellar.
I remember my birthday, Keith got me drunk.
I was 21, I just turned 22.
It was my birthday, but I never drank there.
Even though we did, it wasn't really a thing to do.
We didn't sit around and get drunk.
Who started that, Patrice, who started that Bill Burr beating?
Who started that Bill Burr bus beating?
Oh, you know what it was?
I'll tell you what it is.
Jim Norton is really...
You got to be careful, because another thing,
Kev is like this too, and I think it's that Napoleon complex thing.
It's a really...
Kev, this jerk-off story started one day.
We used to go downstairs back in the day at the cellar
when guys would be performing, okay?
Oh, right.
And we would sit there and all sit in the front row
and stare at...
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Oh, yeah.
We could have a cabinet a few times, yeah.
Oh, that's brutal.
Jesus.
This was the test.
I mean, we were brutal.
We used to have a hack court.
We would put up somebody's act on court.
They did it to me.
That bit you do sucks.
Hack court.
I love it.
Hack court.
You put a bit on trial.
Dude, they would do it all the time.
I had a joke.
We went downstairs, and we went downstairs and sat in front of him,
and he was flustered.
We was getting him.
And he just caught me jerking off in his house.
This mother...
This is how you know he fucking started imitating.
Working off of his house.
Damn sure did.
I pushed the button.
I didn't have nothing else at all.
He started cutting out of that, like...
It was nasty.
It hurt me.
I said he had to do what he had to do.
Because he fucking had to get out of that situation.
By any means necessary.
Now, here's this fucker, Jim.
Bill was talking about something, and Jim...
Oh, Jim said something, and Bill said something to Jim.
And Jim didn't like what Bill said to him.
Like, he said it was going to be embarrassing,
and Jim was going to get a fucking beating for what happened,
and I forgot what it was.
But Jim goes in front of me, Kev, Keith, and I think it was another guy...
Bob Kelly?
Bobby was there for the bus beating.
It was Kelly, but it was me and Lil Kev that was giving the beating with the...
But Norton goes, at least I'm not performing on a bus.
That's right.
I did not remember that.
That's right.
Patricia, 100% right.
Because Bill was going at it with you, Jim.
And he hit you with something.
He hit you good.
And we were about to attack you.
You're right, Patricia.
We were about to jump on your ass.
Jimmy had an atomic bomb in his back pocket.
I did not remember that.
He threw a neutron bomb, and everybody said, what?
I remember that.
We said, what?
I went on a bus for tickets.
It was...
Great, great, great deflection.
Thursday, there was three beatings, four beatings of all time.
I'm telling you, Norton was a part of two of my biggest laughs in the last of
my life.
But this bus beating...
Bus beating is legendary.
Of Kev...
Because what happened is you feed Kev the important lines, and he would just
make it...
He would take it to the next level.
And what the whole thing was for an hour was, well, what happens if you start
bombing?
And then where do you come from, and where do you go when you're finished?
We said, where did they...
We said, where did they knock you from?
We said, where did they bring you back from?
We said, Bill...
Bill was behind the bus driver.
Bill Burr.
And he just takes a step out.
Hey!
He was just sitting in the front seat.
There's no way for him not to know that he was the comic.
We was like, how do you sneak on stage, Bill?
What's he doing?
Oh, my God.
After that seat, and they said, if he started bombing, what he would do is go,
after one joke
bombs, he'd just look out the window and go, if you look to your...
Oh, shit.
It was an all-timer, but, oh, man, good reminiscence.
And then is it...
Was it over, like, the public address system?
Like, hey, how about that?
I went to the container store with my girlfriend.
And, uh...
And...
But that fucking Norton, Norton, you don't remember?
Norton just said, at least I'm not doing...
Jimmy knew he was lifeless being threatened.
I swear to God, but Jesus is not lying.
He's not lying.
Jimmy, you did.
Oh.
I didn't remember that.
I certainly believe it.
No, wait a minute.
But Bill looked at you.
Why would...
Like, how could you do that?
Like, how could you do that?
Why?
I don't have things to do.
I remember...