Name: Bill Burr & Nia - Hooking Up in Cars
Uploaded: 2023-07-12T15:00:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia - Hooking Up in Cars' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia - Hooking Up in Cars' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-12. Transcript available.

car sex underrated is often unappreciated lol there's nothing like pulling over
on the side
of a busy interstate and getting it on that's what he says or stumbling out of
a bar with
some random chick you brought a few drinks for and convinced to leave with you
going to a car
and not even not even making out of the parking lot it's just oh and banging
basically it's just
plain awesome uh i purchased let it go and loved it thank you um i would say
that sex in a car was
way better back in the day when they had bench seats and actually they made
huge cars but uh
i i think it's i don't know you know i don't like the look in your eye i don't
like the fucking look
in your goddamn eye um okay and i'm not getting into our fucking personal life
but we don't get
enough we don't have enough memories to have that look in your eye you filthy
fucking whore
wow yeah the older cars are better because they have more room
you fucking gotta be kidding me you know what why don't you get your trampy ass
out of here
oh please me you think i you think i didn't realize that when i met you huh you
think i didn't realize
you know you've had a sex life before you're right i did you're goddamn right
so what is the problem
that's what it took male whore meeting a female whore you were a man whore i
was not no you were a man
i was always nice to the ladies yeah well no i wasn't look at me i look like
fucking howdy doody
with a fucking nah but you got that little like sexy angry thing going on women
like that listen
yeah you know what i don't like i don't like being pandering to i don't care i
don't care i'm just
picturing you in a goddamn car with your fucking oh hot ass feet up against the
fucking window all
right this no this podcast is too goddamn long at this point i gotta upload
this shit no i was gonna i
just wanted to talk about really quickly i had a boyfriend in college and he
okay nia thanks for
coming on the podcast no way we had a great time hey listen i know i do have a
couple more talks i
don't even have your fucking boyfriend in college no it has nothing to do with
our relationship it's
when he was a little kid shut up and he was dressed as a hobo for halloween he
was white by the way
um and he put dirt on like he wanted to put like brown makeup on his face to
look like dirt so he'd
look like a dirty hobo and it looked like he was wearing black face oh he went
all out so people were
like do you think all black people are homeless and he was like i just want to
be dirty so it was
which made it even worse but it was hilarious it's a funny story it really isn't
no you know because
because the fact that he told you that story i can see how far into the
relationship you are which
which means other things were going on which i really didn't need to know