Name: Bill Burr Advice - Fiancée Wants to Bring Douche Friend to Wedding
Uploaded: 2023-07-16T15:00:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice - Fiancée Wants to Bring Douche Friend to Wedding' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice - Fiancée Wants to Bring Douche Friend to Wedding' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-16. Transcript available.

All right. Wedding guests advice. Hey, Billy Bongo boobs. You know, come on,
guys. I'm trying here, huh?
I'm looking for a little advice or perspective on a situation with my fiance.
We've been together for five years through college and we're getting married
this summer.
I love her to death and we've always gotten along really well.
We normally see things from the same perspective except for this one thing.
She's in grad school and is always studying with a group of friends.
One of these friends is a guy I can't stand and has always been a grade A douche
nozzle.
He's always talking down to people. He's made fun of multiple guys, girlfriends
for being overweight and is generally a dick.
My fiance wants to invite him to our wedding and I keep saying I don't want him
there.
She brought it up multiple times and every time I explain that I don't want to
see that douche when I look out at our wedding,
I can't even imagine doing that to her if the roles were reversed.
Any advice in communicating would be great.
Thanks and go fork yourself.
P.S. More drum talk. Always appreciated.
Yeah, I don't know what her problem is.
Because if it was the other way around, if you wanted to invite someone,
especially if it was a woman and your wife-to-be didn't like her,
there's no fucking way she would be there.
Stick to your guns. Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy.
If you don't want that guy at your wedding, he's not at the wedding.
That's it.
And it also sets a bad precedence, dude, for your fucking relationship if on
your goddamn wedding day,
you know, your wife's going to bring some guy that you fucking hate.
They're like, no.
This is the beginning of our relationship, okay?
This isn't going to be me, you know, our legal relationship, I should say.
Like, it's not going to be me compromising the entire fucking time and you
doing whatever the hell you want to do.
Try to say it like that without being angry because that's what I always end up
doing.
I end up getting fucking mad.
Don't say it like that.
Just be like, listen, all right?
If you invite that guy, it's going to ruin my day, all right?
I would never do that to you.
I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't do it to me.
That's what I would just say, you know?
And then when she's, is it really going to be like, is it really going to upset
you?
Just reiterate it.
It's going to ruin my time at the wedding.
I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't do it, okay?
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm communicating to you.
I would really appreciate it if you thought about it, okay?
And thought about me and the fact that this is also my wedding.
This is the fucking annoying me.
What the fuck is so special about this guy that he has to be at the fucking
wedding?
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy.
That's, that's annoying.
Fucking hovering around, hovering around your wife, fucking douchebag.
Um.