Name: Bill Burr On Childhood Obesity
Uploaded: 2023-07-29T19:00:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On Childhood Obesity' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On Childhood Obesity' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-29. Transcript available.

All right, weight loss medications for kids.
Bill was just reading through the news
to find an article for my current events class
and found out that childhood obesity is so bad
that they're considering early intensive treatment
like weight loss medication.
What?
Childhood obesity is not the fucking problem.
It's our food supply and lack of information
to the average person.
So what you have is somebody who's probably already obese,
has a kid, and then they just eat the way their parents do.
So instead of treating the cause,
they're gonna treat the symptom, which is obesity.
Oh my God, that's devastating.
I feel so bad for those kids.
My assignment is to respond to this article
with editorial questions.
The first one comes to mind is why are they so fat
and why aren't people asking why they're so fat?
Exactly.
If you wanna get to the root of the problem,
my only firsthand experience with kids is my little cousin
and he and all his friends are kind of fat.
I'm only 24.
Even for me, when I was a kid,
we had to get on a bike or walk to see our friends.
And from what my mom tells me,
he's just playing games with them online all day.
Yeah, he already has a fucking desk job.
All right, let me click on this.
Click on this link here.
Open link.
Childhood obesity rates continue to rise in the U.S.,
affecting nearly one in five kids and adolescents.
Oh, I'm on Twitter.
Hey, is the Twitter guy gonna fight the Facebook guy?
Is that actually gonna happen?
And then does the winner fight that other guy
who's fighting the retired fighters?
I think that that's what should happen.
Like, they have to battle each other
to be ranked number two,
to get a title shot at Jake Paul.
That would be fucking fantastic.
First of all,
I'm rooting for the Facebook guy.
You know what I mean?
Because the Facebook guy,
he's a fucking nerd
and he's still, like,
is acting like a nerd.
Where I feel like the Twitter guy
thinks he's cool now.
You know what I mean?
He's got the hair plugs.
He's got the laminated face, you know.
He's walking around.
He's fucking lion's mane of jet black dyed hair.
You know, he needs to be taken.
I always, you know,
I feel like he's the guy at the weigh-in
that would do some douchey shit, you know.
Anyway, childhood obesity rates
continue to rise in the U.S.,
affecting nearly one in five kids and adolescents.
To combat it,
experts are calling for an early
and intensive treatment.
For some kids,
that may include weight loss medications.
Oh, my God.
What to know about weight loss drugs for teens?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Their metabolism is never going to be higher.
Just start feeding them healthy food
and tell them to go for a fucking walk.