Name: Bill Burr Trashes Michelle Obama in Front of a Woke PC Crowd
Uploaded: 2023-08-01T16:00:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Trashes Michelle Obama in Front of a Woke PC Crowd' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Trashes Michelle Obama in Front of a Woke PC Crowd' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-01. Transcript available.

So, I'm sick of Obama's wife.
Yeah.
This isn't some Republican rant, either.
It's just kind of first ladies in general.
You know, I don't know what it is.
All throughout my life, with each presidency,
like, these first ladies,
they've just gotten more and more, like, uh, like, chatty.
You know?
More and more chiming in, like, leaning into the frame.
Spitting out their ideas.
It's just like, well, why are you talking?
Right?
You weren't elected.
Shut up.
Your husband's not running a lemonade stand here.
He's running the country.
You don't just chime in.
Let me guess.
Is this considered sexist?
It is?
Why?
Well, okay, you just nodded there, ladies.
Let me ask you this, all right?
Let's say you had a leak in your house, okay?
You call a plumber up.
He shows up.
And he goes, yeah, I think the leak's coming from the upstairs bathroom.
We need to shut it up, blah, blah, blah.
Then all of a sudden, his wife walks in, who isn't a plumber.
And then goes, yeah, you know, I'm actually thinking it's kind of...
Hey, wouldn't you be like, with all due respect,
shut the fuck up.
I need a plumber
in this moment.
I'll extend an olive branch here, all right?
At some point, there's going to be the first female president, right?
Exactly.
Which means at that moment, you're going to have the first male first lady,
right?
And when that happens, that dude needs to shut his trap.
I don't want to hear a word out of him.
I want to hear from the president.
You, sir, go do some first lady stuff, all right?
Go get yourself some gloves that go up to your elbows.
Smile and nod during speeches.
Go put your own flair redecorate in the White House, right?
Which leads you to Michelle Obama, right?
And now she's sitting there
holding up those hashtags.
Remember that hashtag, bring back our girls?
Remember that?
It's like, it blew my mind.
It's like, why are you showing me that?
I'm a stand-up comedian.
Like, what am I going to do
to get those girls back?
Why don't you look across the dinner table?
It's like, you see that guy?
That is the leader of the free world.
Tell him to pick up a phone,
call some Navy SEALs and solve it.
What am I going to do?
Show up with a sharpened mic stand?
Hey, Michelle said to bring her back!
Oh, it's unreal.
I'll tell you what kills me.
Hillary Clinton might run.
She might run.
That blows my mind.
I mean, she became a senator.
She went from being the president's wife
to being a senator.
Just like that, lateral move.
That's like Tom Brady's wife
becoming the next quarterback of the Rams.
It's like, what?
You're hanging out?
You just pick it up?
I sucked at sports,
and then I banged Tom Brady,
and I don't know what happened.
I just picked up a ball.
I started lacing it.
I'm leading receivers.
It was incredible.
All right, I'm out of time.
You guys were awesome.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.