Name: Bill Burr Hilarious Interview On a Swedish Talk Show
Uploaded: 2023-08-12T19:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Hilarious Interview On a Swedish Talk Show' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Hilarious Interview On a Swedish Talk Show' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-12. Transcript available.

To David Letterman, Conan O'Brien,
and a still applaud for Bill Burr.
All right.
Tack!
Varsågod!
Uh, hirdågå.
Hirdågå?
Hirdågå?
Hirdågå?
Hirdågå?
Hirdågå, is that how you say, how are you?
Of course!
Bra!
That's all I got.
Welcome to Sweden.
Well, thank you, thank you for having me.
You have been here before, right?
Yes, I have.
I came here in August of 2009, my first time ever coming to Sweden.
And I got to tell you, I got to go with Hitler on this one.
You guys are some good looking sons of bitches.
Yes, some of the best looking people I've ever seen.
I can definitely see what he was so enamored with.
I was actually walking down the street with my girl, even looking at guys.
I'm going, look at that guy.
Look at that guy.
He's gorgeous.
You talk a little, much about the relationships as well.
Do you have a girlfriend, or...?
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
She's an angel, because she puts up with me.
And, uh, we recently got a pit bull, which I know a lot of people don't like,
because
they ate a couple of kids.
I understand.
They're great dogs, unless you're a bad owner, if you're a psycho, which I am.
You can mess them up.
I didn't realize that dogs feed off your vibes.
No.
Like, if you're cool, if you're chill, they're chilling.
If you're sleeping, they're sleeping.
But if you're a psycho like me, and you're watching the game on TV, and you're
screaming
at the ref, like, "You gotta be shitting me!"
I didn't realize the dog was in the corner, being like, "Yeah, you gotta be shitting
me!"
Yeah!
So...
So, I made my dog a little, uh...
You made him psycho.
I did, but my dog's actually helping me to learn how to control my temper.
You have a column in a magazine in America, where you answer people's questions
about sex
and relationships.
Yeah, and the joke is that I don't really know what I'm talking about, so...
My advice would be, don't listen to my advice.
I thought it would be nice if you could help the Swedes as well.
Is that okay?
Oh, absolutely!
I'll spread my ignorance around the globe.
We took a camera crew and asked people on the street if they had any questions
for you.
So, let's take a look here.
Okay.
Hi, Bill.
Do you think I should marry my boyfriend?
Do you think I should marry my boyfriend?
Yeah, I think I need a little more information than that.
You can't tell me...
You know what?
I think you should marry her.
She's gorgeous.
She seemed smart, just the way she was talking.
She made eye contact.
She wasn't like, "Oh my God, should I marry my boyfriend?"
She wasn't like that.
She seemed like a nice girl.
Huh?
You know what?
Dump him.
He's an idiot if he hasn't married you yet.
What's wrong with that guy?
Okay.
So, the advice is to dump him.
Yes.
Okay.
Let's listen to another one.
Hi, Bill.
We fight all the time.
What should we do?
Ah, classic problem.
They fight all the time.
Fight all the time.
Yeah.
Do you fight with your girlfriend?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
About what?
You have to admit when you're wrong as a guy.
Just admit when you're wrong because that gives you credibility when you're
actually right.
Yeah.
And they'll listen to you.
That's a good advice.
So when you're wrong, just go, you know what?
I'm 100% wrong.
You're absolutely right.
I'm going to work on that.
So then when you call them on something, then they can actually do it.
But you have to watch out the way women argue.
They're really good at it.
They're really good at it.
If they're right, they'll argue the point.
But if they're wrong, they go rogue.
And they just start thinking of stuff that just makes you mad.
And be like, well, maybe that's why you didn't get along with your dad as a kid.
And then you...
We also talked to one person who asked to be anonymous.
So I'm going to read it to you.
Okay.
Is that okay?
Hey, Bill, I'm a 40-something-year-old single mom that would like to meet a
nice guy.
But it's not going so well.
My hobby is driving fast.
And I also like to sing.
I live part-time in a trailer with my 13-year-old son.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
What you have to do...
What should I do?
I would say...
How do you know?
How do you know?
She sounds really sweet.
Yeah.
I would say, you know, maybe she should come to America.
Hang out with, I don't know, maybe a red-headed guy in a black shirt.
And go to a movie.
See how things go, right?
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
Which movie should we take?
Whatever you want to see.
You're way out of my league.
I'll take you to anything.
Bill Burr.
Thank you very much.
I don't like this.
Sit down.