Name: Bill Burr Gets Angry at God on A Podcast (ft. Howie Mandel)
Uploaded: 2023-08-15T16:00:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Gets Angry at God on A Podcast (ft. Howie Mandel)' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Gets Angry at God on A Podcast (ft. Howie Mandel)' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-15. Transcript available.

everything is just kind of ridiculous like the whole thing's ridiculous nobody's
really 100%
right nobody's 100% wrong it's all sort of fucking silly and it's stupid and it's
it's designed to
fail our world yes wow that turned dark we're designed to fail yes and i blame
god and not
a lot of people don't do you believe in god are you are you religious uh i was
and then i wasn't
and now i am again what happened uh i got past organized religion and it's like
this was this
is always them trying to explain what they didn't understand so they don't
understand it doesn't just
because they don't understand it or they use it in the wrong way doesn't mean
that it's not there
so i'm trying to have my own like uh cult
is that really a scratch on your forehead from a child or is that a mark no
that was a yeah it was
a ritual um no i'm just i'm kind of just having my own i'm just kind of having
my own thing all right
you know i like whatever my idea of it isn't any any better than your idea is
any more right or wrong
and like um what's your idea i want to hear your idea my idea i just think that
it's it's like uh
the earth is more like his like just like sort of an artist right and then he
just designed these
things to fuck with each other for like his own entertainment you know what i
mean like
you think god is a comedian though it doesn't know it's not always fun i don't
think i don't think
he cares that's my thing i don't think that he cares what happens to if he
cares he wouldn't make
serial killers which he does he does make serial killers and i'm sick of him
pawning that off on the devil because he also created the devil that is also
his creation so
shouldn't he just handle that like why doesn't he just handle that shit why do
we have to deal with
it why is there this big fucking test well it doesn't make any fucking sense
the whole thing
is fucking stupid the whole thing is fucking if you just look at animals what
do animals do
nothing and then you look how some are just out there with teeth like mine
running next to these
monsters and they get ripped apart and eaten alive and he made that too so like
he's he's not you
know i don't think he's like the most you know chill dude right you've become
so spiritual
since the last time we we talked i don't think i was expecting that take but it's
a beautiful take
you should open up the church of burr but the church of burr i don't understand
why he drops you
in this cesspool and then shit happens to you and then the end of your life he's
yelling you like what
the fuck was that what the fuck was that was what you made it was what the fuck
you made and i ran
into all those fucking assholes i don't want to be like this you think i want
to be a fucking angry
lunatic well i think you know it's funny maybe if you tried a little harder
with some of the people
in my life when you made them you lazy cunt instead of fucking working six days
and putting your feet up
and that's it let the thing just go where it's gonna go and then it's my
responsibility this little
fucking speck on this fucking planet oh fuck yourself i'm not really saying it
to him i'm saying it to
like all organized religions i don't want to i don't want to so you believe in
a fucking cunt
i believe that god is everything i'm with and he's also a cunt
can we put that in the uh in the liner in the thumbnail i don't know we found
god he's a cunt