Name: 5 Minutes of Bill Burr Getting Confused at Theo Von's Antics
Uploaded: 2023-08-18T16:00:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '5 Minutes of Bill Burr Getting Confused at Theo Von's Antics' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '5 Minutes of Bill Burr Getting Confused at Theo Von's Antics' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-18. Transcript available.

i'm not saying i'm never gonna drink again but i i had i had to like i kind of
just had to like
step back and just be like all right because you know the reality is i got a
kid so i just
didn't want to be that i'm like yeah you don't want to be drunk when your kids
around my fucking
lou grant with a bottle of whiskey in the remember that a mary tyler moore show
she'd have a rough
day and she'd come in and i don't remember the whole show i can explain it to
you yeah
if i can explain it to you i don't know what that is all right no i believe it
i don't know i don't
know and the second i started to explain like i don't know the whole show all
right i get it i
get it i believe that comic add like i don't want to fuck i'm not into it i don't
want to hear it i
got it your show go ahead continue i remember uh all right let's talk about old
shows then we don't
have to i just was it was a funny how you fucking you bailed twice on that you
made me feel like an
asshole like that was the 15th time i fucking brought it up sorry no mary tyler
moore one of
the great ensemble fucking cast of all time i do know she just died recently uh
yeah i mean i was
going to bring up a more positive story about the show but yeah it's the second
time i bring up
fucking george michael was at an aids event uh some sort of gay thing well i
didn't say gay bro
but why did you say aids because he had aids man no he didn't did he i jesus no
he didn't well
people have been saying he did i think you are confusing it with gay no i'm not
i didn't know
he was gay i knew that apparently got aids in a park that's what i heard and no
he blew a guy in a
porta potty and got busted for lewd activity oh i remember listening to uh george
michael on the
school bus when i would go to school and i felt like and i would always sit by
myself feel like you
were going to catch aids by doing that some sort of airborne hiv through the
fucking radio
i mean bro i was holding it up to my ear you know i could feel my ass but only
with a gun you know
only when people had guns do you keep a weapon on yours or no on what in your
uh i don't know if you
have a helicopter if you rent a helicopter do i really have to answer that he
knows goddamn well
i don't have a weapon why are you doing this you don't you never go i don't
think it's uh i don't
think it's obtuse really to think you might have a weapon in there with you
think about it yeah think
about it okay all right you think about it all right all right man just a small
gun dude just a hand
piece yeah no okay fine fine bill that's just a ridiculous question you're
bringing who's he up
there when you flips fly is a hobby well this is where bill and i don't talk
anymore after this no
no i if you didn't like you didn't like it i absolutely loved it i heard on
your podcast you
say that you loved it oh my god dude it's the best work uh leo's i mean brad pitt's
great first time
you watched it i was just like i want to be like brad pitt's the guy i want to
be yeah and then the
second time i watched it was like oh my god i'm just like leo's character i
have an emotional mess
well i don't know what part you walked out in i walked out after they went to
that house for the
first time after they met the old guy and they were in the yard and then his
car was had a flat tire
and at that point i was like i gotta get out of here i don't know what these
guys are doing you
know i felt like it was just kind of a waste of i don't know it just i couldn't
get into it and i
didn't know what was going on and it made me feel uncomfortable i was like i
gotta get out of here
because i started to feel like everybody knows what's going on and i don't know
what's going on
you know i guess yeah that's that's for you and the therapist buddy yeah if
that happens to you at
the movies if you think the whole movie the whole movie theater gives a about
whether
no i don't think you're making were you making like audible noises that you
didn't huh
whoa oh my god that's the only way they would know
fuck man i didn't know i was so fucked up man yeah you do yeah i really didn't
you do i didn't have
the insider track man you do i really didn't though i really did it man i don't
get into the
real housewife aspect of sports i don't give a right about right that's not who
they it's not
what we're there for as i mean yeah i want to watch the game i don't want to
sit in a tailgate
parking lot talking to some about like somebody's what the did you see what he
did in the dairy queen it's
like i don't give a fuck but don't isn't that for the local authorities what i
gotta be some gumshoe
here now what do you think about the scandal yeah it's like i'm a sports fan i
don't think i just
fucking watch this shit and react to stuff that has nothing to do with my life
and i enjoy it
why you're in touch with your feelings that's that's good yeah man i got too
many of them i think if you
beat me open i'll just a lot of feelings sometimes would come out too many you
know i think i'm yeah
somehow i got caught up in some of that feeling generation you know yeah maybe
my perspective
sometimes i think well one thing definitely is i've made more money even just
in the past year i
finally started making money you know and it's definitely been like yeah
sometimes even in the
beginning i've just even felt he's gonna start yelling at himself in the mirror
like leo
and the part before you walked out was it really a piece of yeah oh he yells at
himself in the
mirror it's one of my favorite scenes um maybe i gotta watch it again yeah you
you yeah you don't
have to i don't want to force well i'm not gonna watch it because you want me
to watch it but i'll
watch it maybe because maybe i did miss something you know i just at a certain
point i'm just like
my favorite part of it was that brad pitt had a little bit of like a hitch in
his walk a little bit
if you notice that what about leo with the with the speech impediment that that
only happened off
i love how you just dismissed that yeah oh my god that's amazing that's what's
amazing about when
somebody makes something like people's reaction like oh my god this is the
greatest thing ever somebody