Name: Bill Burr on The Fat Acceptance Movement
Uploaded: 2023-08-19T11:46:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on The Fat Acceptance Movement' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr on The Fat Acceptance Movement' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-19. Transcript available.

to the ladies talking about body issues they're always talking about body
issues
that's the dumbest one ever they talk about Hollywood going like Hollywood
they create these impossible body images blah blah blah you know that
whole thing the plus-size actress right the fatties yeah that's like a big
thing
they're sick of being treated like fat people I don't know what it is they're
doing they're going on the cover of magazines now just like showing how fat
they are we're in a little bit amount of clothes and everybody's like hyping
them up like oh my god that's so brave that's so courageous I'm not saying it
doesn't take balls but that's a bit of an overreach with the word brave right
like
what am I supposed to do if ever see a fireman running out of a building
carrying a baby and an old lady am I gonna sit there like oh my god you're like
a fat actress that takes her shirt off to do a magazine shoot to promote the
movie she's in
hello I know you're not supposed to make fun of fat people I understand all
right I
don't know why though
why they're not a race they're not a religion it's totally curable eat an apple
and go for a walk you know why are you yelling at everybody else the fuck are
you giving me shit for all right you put the cookies in there I didn't how is
this
my problem Jesus Christ you ate your way in you can walk your way out all right
and
just slowly start shedding the pounds shove some fucking lettuce in there
instead of a
bunch of ho-hos and it's it's gonna come down and then you're on my side of the
fence right join me come on stay with me shame shame right I know you're not
supposed to shame you're not supposed to fat shame you're not supposed to slut
shame
you're like shaming shaming like people aren't supposed to walk around with any
shame it's like a legitimate human emotion but you're not supposed to feel it
at
all you know he's what's just walking around like a dictator just know not you
know not gonna feel any shame you never felt shame you never had such a bad
fucking night the next morning you woke up you couldn't even look yourself in
the
mirror when you went to go brush your teeth you looked up you're like oh you
fucking piece of shit wow wow even for you that was bad lights out curtains
drawn until at least two in the afternoon before I can even look at you you
fucking piece of shit yeah you're supposed to have no shame that's the new
world you're
just gonna walk around sucking dick you know eating cookies and just show up
and
nobody's supposed to say anything no one's supposed to have an opinion like wow
that's gonna go off the rails pretty soon
I don't know it's probably mean to do this stuff but like you can only have so
much
sympathy there's so much so much stuff you can care about you know what
happened to me
that changed my life I did a gig in India right unbelievably great people but
some of
the stuff that I saw there I'll never forget I literally I did a gig in India I
saw a toddler
take a shit between two parked cars walked away no pants or parents and then
disappeared into
the crowd like Hannibal Lecter at the end of Silence of the Lambs it's one of
the most heartbreaking
things I've ever seen in my life and then I come back to my country it's like
oh the studio said I
lose 15 pounds to star in a movie well then start running you fat fuck that's
your big complaint in life
you know what it is you know what it is you know what it is about these fatties
you know what it
really is they have no respect for the amount of sacrifice and dedication it
takes to truly get
in like magazine level shape which is the you ever try to get abs you ever try
to get all abs and get
that shit down here you ever try to do it it's fucking impossible past the age
of 19 you can't do it
without tons of help you gotta buy all these exercise tapes you gotta read
about nutrition you gotta get a
personal trainer having your fucking running along you need like your own chef
and he's like okay
don't eat it yet don't eat it yet all right now eat it start consuming it all
right stop slow down
stop stop spit it out spit it out I told you to stop get on the electrical now
you like that Brussels
sprout did you like that Brussels sprout because now you're paying for it it's
a fucking miserable
experience just walking around your whole body's eating yourself you know you
want some cake now
now I'll just take a salad balsamic vinaigrette on the side no croutons oh my
god when is the photo
shoot I want to kill myself it's horrible you ever try to get fat no you don't
have to it's effortless
you can fucking lay on your back watching your favorite show just shoving shit
down your throat
what are you doing I'm getting fat I'm getting fat you got a trainer don't need
one it's natural
I just eat everything that makes my sugar salt go like yeah
whoa yeah comes right in nice roll of fucking flab now it's ridiculous like I
know nobody wants to be
fat so I'm not shit yawning about that but don't fucking come at me like it's
my problem and I need
to fucking rewire myself no you're overweight okay there's plenty of things
that can help you out
this is everybody's got something to deal with I'm a fucking lunatic with my
temper this is something I
have to deal with I do you know you you can't fucking stop eating pork chops
that's something
you have to fucking deal with I don't have to completely rewire myself
you know what it is it's just a bunch of sixes pissed off that they're not
getting treated like
a 10 you know at some point you just got to acknowledge what you are you're a
six I'm sorry
all right nobody jerks off to a six that's the deal unless you work with her
you work with her you know
she's got that one outfit you know it just does something for you you're
working close quarters
so this you know what a shampoo smells like there's an intimacy there's an
intimacy there all right
I don't know what women rub one out to but I know it ain't me all right this is
a fantasy
that's why I don't feel bad about trashing them it's like yeah this is all
coming from I'm a strong
five all right that's where I am so I still feel like I'm punching up here you
know honestly people
I'm a bald red-headed male you don't think there's a glass ceiling on the kinds
of parts I can get in
Hollywood really do you think I'm ever going to be the lead in a romantic
comedy that ain't happening
here if I'm booking the movie I want to make the money back that's the thing
that's it's show business
there's a million dollars on this film okay we're trying to make fucking money
you just want to show
up with fucking crumbs on the side of your face show up in shape looking as
fuckable as possible
know your lines ready to work it's called being a professional right