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the
Shut the door. I'll get me some water. I'll come back
Jesus Christ. Yes, you're I'm a man. I asked you to do something. You're a
woman you go and you do it. You don't ask questions
So anyway, it's like I was saying they're sitting there bitch moaning and
complaining about all this stuff they don't have
But we you know and it's like you fucking out live us you outlive us
What are you giving me water for in a shot glass?
Come on Nia. Don't be a douche
Well, you know what you have a birthday coming up. I know exactly what I'm
getting you big bag of Fritos
You're an asshole
Put it in the juice glass
All right, so anyways
Yeah, so they're always bitch moaning and complaining about what they don't
have right
You know, do they have a look around and see what they do have a whole fucking
Platoon of shoes
Huh that that guy paid for
Right
Oh snap 12 to 6 right there, baby
Hey, you know why I make more an hour than you because I'm better than you
Because I'm worth more than you
Think about it near think about all the great inventions
Think about all the great stuff that makes your life simple has a broad
invented one of them
As any of them stop running their yap for more than three seconds to even
invent the fucking can opener
You know what? That's actually a great question
Let's go to broad inventions dot org
Let's see. Let's see what the ladies
I'm going to tell you something
I'm going to tell you something
I'm going to tell you something right now
Okay, I'm going to tell you what you guys invent Skippy peanut butter
Marie Curie
Huh, you know what your mics turned down for a reason
All right, here we go
Women inventors
Yeah, we were so lame famous famous famous fucking lame you are with this
fucking premise that you have been I know
I know I know I know how fat I am
years of your career
You've been squeezing this dumb premise dry for the last 10 years of your
career
What do you have time to move on okay?
We have time to move on what are you having for breakfast a nice big bowl of
feminism?
Yeah, well, you know what that that fucking uh chauvinism paid for that bowl of
feminism
famous women inventors
Oh good. Are you actually gonna learn something and not talk out of your ass?
Oh, absolutely. Yeah, this is going to be a quick read
No, it's not actually look at all these people there. It's like 12 names
You're gonna fall asleep before you get there's more guys on the clippers than
there's fucking women inventors
Mary Anderson, Barbara Askins that takes care of the A's
Patricia Billings, Marion Donovan, Sally Fox
Well, what the fuck do you think I'm serious? Yes
Let's see Mary Anderson anyone who's ever driven in a rain or a snowstorm
really need to get a new bet though
You really need to get a new bet. What are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about
What try I didn't trash women once my last special you're
I didn't
But what's happening right now? You still come and wait you're circling the
wagon back around the same
I have the sniffles. I don't feel good
This is comfort food for me. Oh, this is comforting to you. Oh, you know what
you know
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So wait, wait, wait. Okay. Miss enlightened
Miss enlightened. What did what did Mary Anderson invent? I don't know
Oh, yeah claim to know what did Barbara Askins invent? I don't know the post it
How about patricia billings? I don't you call yourself a feminist and you don't
know your starting lineup?
That's not this is I you want me to name the fucking patriots offensive line
because I'll fucking do it
No, I really do sally fox do anything regarding sports
uh, yeah, I don't know what
Just because that doesn't mean that I would know every female that doesn't make
any sense
But you know, you don't you don't know any of them
How about how about kerry and ben smith graham didn't marie curie
I'm gonna name up all the names on this list and I want you to tell me what one
of them did dr. Temple grandin
Oh, oh, yes, uh, she was the woman who invented the thing for cows
So when they were going to slaughter they wouldn't be freaking out like sort of
like a little pressurized thing that's on them
Because she had like autism or something like that you got some of it the thing
that usually amazes people about
Most about prolific woman inventor dr. Temple grandin is not all the great stride
She has made to improve animal handling devices. You nailed it nor the fact
that she earned a phd in animal science
Why is that amazing
You know what?
Fucking a douche bag
Even when it's in front of your face in black and white like well, I don't like
how when you guys
Why when you guys do shit that we do it's suddenly amazing, you know what?
If you guys drove a garbage truck and you're laying over garbage truck down the
street
It's been a right time movie
Over and over and over again
And we've done promises that you've been doing it for the last 10 years
Oh, shut up
You know I like you
You know I like you come on
You're being a baby about this
I'm not being a baby. You're being a jerk
I'm breaking my balls. You're getting all fresh down there
I uh, I know who she is because there's an hbo movie about it starring. Oh,
there you go
God knows you can't sit down and read
All right, really bill. What was the last book you you read and fucking steven
adler's biography doesn't count
I think that might have been the last one
I read the uh fair aim 2014 book
Um
All right, whatever so you know so they you guys you know you got a nice little
list here
What I can't believe you felt the need to go online as if to somehow wait did
women invent things like what is wrong with you?
You I really have to keep asking that question. Hey, is it because you're a 46
year old white man from boston?
Like is it can I really just distill it down to your stats? Can I ask you a
question? No, you can't
I want you to name some women inventors
temple graden
I keep saying marie curie didn't she invent? Yeah, you're talking all this shit
like I can't believe blah blah blah blah
But you don't even have the you don't even have the bullets in your gun. You're
over there. You're shooting blank
I don't need to have bullets in my I know you don't all you gotta do is start
bitching and everybody listens to you
I'm smart enough to know
You're the one going online like a prehistoric don't blow your nose into the
microphone. Jesus
How are you still sick anyway?
She knows she's wrong
Because I'm up all night trying to find something you guys did
If anybody takes this fucking seriously go fuck yourselves
You know somebody's gonna take a little clip of this and send it to some clan
bake fucking site and I'll get in trouble
Clamping sites
Yeah, whatever the fuck they are
You know, I'm really just having enough with the whole
Me always trash and women it's getting tired. I'm sick of doing it
So to balance out the podcast, you know what we're gonna do? I'm gonna bring in
a special guest. I'm gonna bring in a fucking late
The wonderful nia as always putting up with me and my bullshit
And uh, fuck you. Okay, I do a lot of what you do. You can't even you can't
even be nice for like
Because because i'm sitting there i'm trying to open up yeah
Say that I know that i'm a jerk yeah, and then you have to like I hate when I
hate that
I hate when someone goes like when they're actually going like listen, I was
wrong
I shouldn't have done x y and z and other person going uh-huh
Right, it just makes you want to do it again. That just means that i'm
listening
You're so full of shit. Nia, please don't do this. I'm trying not to i'm trying
to get over my issues that I have with women
And what you're doing is you're feeding right into them. Do I do I do I really
it doesn't take much
That's true. But do I really have to listen back to the way you went uh-huh
How you just did that at least that's the way I heard it at least that's all
right. I brought you in here because
You done? Yeah, i'm done
Great, you know what just to make you feel better i'm getting sick of me
My tired fucking views join the rest of us. Oh, fuck you. All right, here we go.
All right, here we go
What is this now? This is the advice?
Okay, the advice okay, and this is from a woman here and I really need your
advice on this one because I just
Some some woman just wrote in and I actually i'm feeling bad already because I
think she was kind of nice
And I immediately just started trashing her which really had nothing to do with
her really had to do with me
And the issues that I have is this this letter or something. No, that was the
previous one
You were listening to what I said a few seconds ago
Did you apologize? Huh?
Did you apologize did you admit that you felt that maybe it had more to do with
your issues than what she wrote?
Yeah, okay, and that was a very nice segue to coming in here. So are you are
you happy now?
I am do the right thing. Yeah, that's great. Okay. All right. Here we go
So here's this lady this lady writes in here
A bit of advice here. I need a bit of advice here. I feel guilty
is uh
I feel as though I am the friend
Uh, jesus, let me start off. I feel as though
I'm really having a rough time together baby. I'm really having a rough time
here
I feel as though. I am the friend that breaks up romance. I feel guilty that I
am the one who caused problems to the relationships
of my guys friends
I'm not sure what it is, but I think my friends talk to me more than they talk
to their women and jealousy develops. Oh my god
Let me finish purely factual. I know
I was better looking than them
Wait, but I wouldn't say i'm megan fox either. I have been compared to katie
perry. I guess she's pretty
too, but whatever
Uh, are you fucking serious? No, she really wrote that and I butchered it the
way I read it. Oh my god
Uh, now i'm in a situation
That I don't know what to do with two of my friends guys seem to be flirting
with me all the time
Saying things that I see as a guy would only say to his girlfriend
Uh, i'm not really a flirty person. I'm a good listener, but talk a lot. So
conversations are never dull
Is it me or does that just say that she dresses like a fucking hottie and stares
it towards sex?
No, i'm reading the rest of this
Yeah, just read the rest a bit because then I want to i want to unload
I want to know I need to unload
Okay, I was told twice after my friends broke their relationships
Off with their girlfriends that their girlfriends were jealous of me, but what
do you expect?
Of course, we're going to have our inside jokes and lots in common
I have strong friendships and have known my friends usually longer than they
have known their girlfriends
It's not convenient. I actually am pretty lucky when it comes to guys. I'm
always treated like a princess
Which I adore of course
Partially because i'm not a horny slut who chooses hot guys who are assholes
just to fuck what the downside
I'm not making this up the downside of it all is I always feel bad
About the whole situation about the whole about the whole situation
So I never get into relationships myself
So I thought I would ask you
For your viewpoint in addition to my girlfriends. What's your opinion?
Should I draw myself back or go with the flow and then see what happens?
Uh p.s. I know your answer is going to be rude and biased, but it's okay. I get
a kick out of it
What does that mean go with her what what was that last sentence? I think I
think she's talking about
Uh, she said back off go with the flow. I think she's talking about
I can't tell if she's talking about
Letting herself go to get into a relationship or if she should back off
Her guy friends when they have when they have girlfriends, you know what
Okay, I have this to say to this girl and i'm going to refer to this person as
a girl because only a girl would be so
Blatantly narcissistic and manipulative and then have the balls to act like she
doesn't understand why the other girls don't like her
Okay, you know, it's like you know exactly what you're doing. What is she doing?
You're being a manipulative little narcissist. It has to be the center of
attention
And the other girls know that you're doing this. That's why they don't like you
so they're not jealous of you
They see exactly the kind of girl that you are and let me guess let me guess
let me guess
You're the kind of girl that like I don't really have like a lot of female
friends because like girls are bitches and like will backstab you
So I just hang out with guys and have like a beer or whatever because I don't
care. You know what I mean
Yeah, you're what she's one of those girls
And the reason that is is because you are everything that most women hate
But you're too dumb to realize that you are the one that's doing it. Let me
guess. So you hang out with all these guys
You're guy friends that are like confiding in you and being oh so flirty with
you
You're hanging around this guy, but I have a feeling
That
You suck out all the air out of a room
Anytime you're around so whatever girl they're around immediately hates you
because we hate women like you
And you're throwing around enough of a whiff of pussy
To have them follow you around because in typical guy fashion some of them are
just too fucking stupid
And they're hanging on to this hope that you're actually going to fuck them and
you're doing this because you
Even though you're a narcissist you have all this self-loathing like you don't
feel like you can get a good guy
And i'm not buying the i'm really lucky with guys they treat me like princess
and i adore so why aren't you in a relationship?
Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Why are you always hanging out with other people's boyfriends? Why don't you
get your own man?
jesus christ and back the fuck off
You would get an applause break on every talk show
All you needed to end that with and you need to get a job
I cannot stand girls like so let me let me ask you this okay
This is the most ridiculous thing about i like how she casually throws out how
she oh i'm no megan fox but
I have been compared to katie perry
Bitch please
All right nia everybody
Taking care of that topic let me let me just if i can just try to just
If if
She walks into a bar and okay, she's already in the bar. This is what i'm picturing
She's already in the bar or she shows up
Like if the guys are like oh me and my girlfriend are going down for a fucking
brunch
We're going to watch the game. She comes down looks extra cute extra fucking
hot has her tits hanging out of course
And then deliberately does the inside jokes
Yep to show that she's closer to them. She's that girl
Totally that girl and i'm sure she's you know
I'm sure she's borrowed one of their t-shirts and wears them to one of these
things
Yeah, well it's like oh my god. I totally forgot. This is your t-shirt. You
left it over my house that time
Yeah, okay, that's what I thought I see see we'll see you know
I can't even believe that the nerve that that that email was even written
What's the thing how you trashed her was basically the angle?
I was gonna trash her but I don't have your insight as a female
But what was great about that was it just would have been back-to-back me trashing
a female
I would have come off like an asshole. That was great. You actually I feel like
I pulled a little sinister move there. I got you to do my dirty work. Oh, is
that what you think?
That was tremendous
Yeah, it really got me going my blood was I would say you fucking uh
Blew the pubes right off her little landing strip that you know she's
accidentally showed with her loose fucking shorts
um
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shit
I don't give a shit. I live within my means. I'm wearing tennis shorts
I'm nantucket. You're such a right. I drive an eight-year-old rebel bill
I drive an eight-year-old tennis shorts on the island of nantucket you stop
telling these maniacs where I am
Oh, sorry. That's one of the rules. You never tell them that you just you leave
them like why is he wearing tennis shorts?
Why would he be doing that? This guy's even weirder than I thought I have to
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Best of Bill Burr and his Wife Nia on the Monday Morning Podcast #1

the
Shut the door. I'll get me some water. I'll come back
Jesus Christ. Yes, you're I'm a man. I asked you to do something. You're a
woman you go and you do it. You don't ask questions
So anyway, it's like I was saying they're sitting there bitch moaning and
complaining about all this stuff they don't have
But we you know and it's like you fucking out live us you outlive us
What are you giving me water for in a shot glass?
Come on Nia. Don't be a douche
Well, you know what you have a birthday coming up. I know exactly what I'm
getting you big bag of Fritos
You're an asshole
Put it in the juice glass
All right, so anyways
Yeah, so they're always bitch moaning and complaining about what they don't
have right
You know, do they have a look around and see what they do have a whole fucking
Platoon of shoes
Huh that that guy paid for
Right
Oh snap 12 to 6 right there, baby
Hey, you know why I make more an hour than you because I'm better than you
Because I'm worth more than you
Think about it near think about all the great inventions
Think about all the great stuff that makes your life simple has a broad
invented one of them
As any of them stop running their yap for more than three seconds to even
invent the fucking can opener
You know what? That's actually a great question
Let's go to broad inventions dot org
Let's see. Let's see what the ladies
I'm going to tell you something
I'm going to tell you something
I'm going to tell you something right now
Okay, I'm going to tell you what you guys invent Skippy peanut butter
Marie Curie
Huh, you know what your mics turned down for a reason
All right, here we go
Women inventors
Yeah, we were so lame famous famous famous fucking lame you are with this
fucking premise that you have been I know
I know I know I know how fat I am
years of your career
You've been squeezing this dumb premise dry for the last 10 years of your
career
What do you have time to move on okay?
We have time to move on what are you having for breakfast a nice big bowl of
feminism?
Yeah, well, you know what that that fucking uh chauvinism paid for that bowl of
feminism
famous women inventors
Oh good. Are you actually gonna learn something and not talk out of your ass?
Oh, absolutely. Yeah, this is going to be a quick read
No, it's not actually look at all these people there. It's like 12 names
You're gonna fall asleep before you get there's more guys on the clippers than
there's fucking women inventors
Mary Anderson, Barbara Askins that takes care of the A's
Patricia Billings, Marion Donovan, Sally Fox
Well, what the fuck do you think I'm serious? Yes
Let's see Mary Anderson anyone who's ever driven in a rain or a snowstorm
really need to get a new bet though
You really need to get a new bet. What are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about
What try I didn't trash women once my last special you're
I didn't
But what's happening right now? You still come and wait you're circling the
wagon back around the same
I have the sniffles. I don't feel good
This is comfort food for me. Oh, this is comforting to you. Oh, you know what
you know
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So wait, wait, wait. Okay. Miss enlightened
Miss enlightened. What did what did Mary Anderson invent? I don't know
Oh, yeah claim to know what did Barbara Askins invent? I don't know the post it
How about patricia billings? I don't you call yourself a feminist and you don't
know your starting lineup?
That's not this is I you want me to name the fucking patriots offensive line
because I'll fucking do it
No, I really do sally fox do anything regarding sports
uh, yeah, I don't know what
Just because that doesn't mean that I would know every female that doesn't make
any sense
But you know, you don't you don't know any of them
How about how about kerry and ben smith graham didn't marie curie
I'm gonna name up all the names on this list and I want you to tell me what one
of them did dr. Temple grandin
Oh, oh, yes, uh, she was the woman who invented the thing for cows
So when they were going to slaughter they wouldn't be freaking out like sort of
like a little pressurized thing that's on them
Because she had like autism or something like that you got some of it the thing
that usually amazes people about
Most about prolific woman inventor dr. Temple grandin is not all the great stride
She has made to improve animal handling devices. You nailed it nor the fact
that she earned a phd in animal science
Why is that amazing
You know what?
Fucking a douche bag
Even when it's in front of your face in black and white like well, I don't like
how when you guys
Why when you guys do shit that we do it's suddenly amazing, you know what?
If you guys drove a garbage truck and you're laying over garbage truck down the
street
It's been a right time movie
Over and over and over again
And we've done promises that you've been doing it for the last 10 years
Oh, shut up
You know I like you
You know I like you come on
You're being a baby about this
I'm not being a baby. You're being a jerk
I'm breaking my balls. You're getting all fresh down there
I uh, I know who she is because there's an hbo movie about it starring. Oh,
there you go
God knows you can't sit down and read
All right, really bill. What was the last book you you read and fucking steven
adler's biography doesn't count
I think that might have been the last one
I read the uh fair aim 2014 book
Um
All right, whatever so you know so they you guys you know you got a nice little
list here
What I can't believe you felt the need to go online as if to somehow wait did
women invent things like what is wrong with you?
You I really have to keep asking that question. Hey, is it because you're a 46
year old white man from boston?
Like is it can I really just distill it down to your stats? Can I ask you a
question? No, you can't
I want you to name some women inventors
temple graden
I keep saying marie curie didn't she invent? Yeah, you're talking all this shit
like I can't believe blah blah blah blah
But you don't even have the you don't even have the bullets in your gun. You're
over there. You're shooting blank
I don't need to have bullets in my I know you don't all you gotta do is start
bitching and everybody listens to you
I'm smart enough to know
You're the one going online like a prehistoric don't blow your nose into the
microphone. Jesus
How are you still sick anyway?
She knows she's wrong
Because I'm up all night trying to find something you guys did
If anybody takes this fucking seriously go fuck yourselves
You know somebody's gonna take a little clip of this and send it to some clan
bake fucking site and I'll get in trouble
Clamping sites
Yeah, whatever the fuck they are
You know, I'm really just having enough with the whole
Me always trash and women it's getting tired. I'm sick of doing it
So to balance out the podcast, you know what we're gonna do? I'm gonna bring in
a special guest. I'm gonna bring in a fucking late
The wonderful nia as always putting up with me and my bullshit
And uh, fuck you. Okay, I do a lot of what you do. You can't even you can't
even be nice for like
Because because i'm sitting there i'm trying to open up yeah
Say that I know that i'm a jerk yeah, and then you have to like I hate when I
hate that
I hate when someone goes like when they're actually going like listen, I was
wrong
I shouldn't have done x y and z and other person going uh-huh
Right, it just makes you want to do it again. That just means that i'm
listening
You're so full of shit. Nia, please don't do this. I'm trying not to i'm trying
to get over my issues that I have with women
And what you're doing is you're feeding right into them. Do I do I do I really
it doesn't take much
That's true. But do I really have to listen back to the way you went uh-huh
How you just did that at least that's the way I heard it at least that's all
right. I brought you in here because
You done? Yeah, i'm done
Great, you know what just to make you feel better i'm getting sick of me
My tired fucking views join the rest of us. Oh, fuck you. All right, here we go.
All right, here we go
What is this now? This is the advice?
Okay, the advice okay, and this is from a woman here and I really need your
advice on this one because I just
Some some woman just wrote in and I actually i'm feeling bad already because I
think she was kind of nice
And I immediately just started trashing her which really had nothing to do with
her really had to do with me
And the issues that I have is this this letter or something. No, that was the
previous one
You were listening to what I said a few seconds ago
Did you apologize? Huh?
Did you apologize did you admit that you felt that maybe it had more to do with
your issues than what she wrote?
Yeah, okay, and that was a very nice segue to coming in here. So are you are
you happy now?
I am do the right thing. Yeah, that's great. Okay. All right. Here we go
So here's this lady this lady writes in here
A bit of advice here. I need a bit of advice here. I feel guilty
is uh
I feel as though I am the friend
Uh, jesus, let me start off. I feel as though
I'm really having a rough time together baby. I'm really having a rough time
here
I feel as though. I am the friend that breaks up romance. I feel guilty that I
am the one who caused problems to the relationships
of my guys friends
I'm not sure what it is, but I think my friends talk to me more than they talk
to their women and jealousy develops. Oh my god
Let me finish purely factual. I know
I was better looking than them
Wait, but I wouldn't say i'm megan fox either. I have been compared to katie
perry. I guess she's pretty
too, but whatever
Uh, are you fucking serious? No, she really wrote that and I butchered it the
way I read it. Oh my god
Uh, now i'm in a situation
That I don't know what to do with two of my friends guys seem to be flirting
with me all the time
Saying things that I see as a guy would only say to his girlfriend
Uh, i'm not really a flirty person. I'm a good listener, but talk a lot. So
conversations are never dull
Is it me or does that just say that she dresses like a fucking hottie and stares
it towards sex?
No, i'm reading the rest of this
Yeah, just read the rest a bit because then I want to i want to unload
I want to know I need to unload
Okay, I was told twice after my friends broke their relationships
Off with their girlfriends that their girlfriends were jealous of me, but what
do you expect?
Of course, we're going to have our inside jokes and lots in common
I have strong friendships and have known my friends usually longer than they
have known their girlfriends
It's not convenient. I actually am pretty lucky when it comes to guys. I'm
always treated like a princess
Which I adore of course
Partially because i'm not a horny slut who chooses hot guys who are assholes
just to fuck what the downside
I'm not making this up the downside of it all is I always feel bad
About the whole situation about the whole about the whole situation
So I never get into relationships myself
So I thought I would ask you
For your viewpoint in addition to my girlfriends. What's your opinion?
Should I draw myself back or go with the flow and then see what happens?
Uh p.s. I know your answer is going to be rude and biased, but it's okay. I get
a kick out of it
What does that mean go with her what what was that last sentence? I think I
think she's talking about
Uh, she said back off go with the flow. I think she's talking about
I can't tell if she's talking about
Letting herself go to get into a relationship or if she should back off
Her guy friends when they have when they have girlfriends, you know what
Okay, I have this to say to this girl and i'm going to refer to this person as
a girl because only a girl would be so
Blatantly narcissistic and manipulative and then have the balls to act like she
doesn't understand why the other girls don't like her
Okay, you know, it's like you know exactly what you're doing. What is she doing?
You're being a manipu