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And this Brazilian butt lift.
At some point, I am going to fucking talk about, uh, what am I?
I'm going to talk about Universal.
Let me talk about Universal, okay?
For those of you around the world, out here in L.A., we have, there's two theme
parks,
okay?
You have Disneyland, right?
Which is the one you want to go to.
All right?
They know, I'm going to sit down for this so you guys know that this is coming
from the
heart, okay?
Plus, oh, so I have to wipe my brow because I just took...
Jesus wants you to go to Disneyland.
The devil, the devil is in Universal.
My manager's here right now.
Don't trash Universal.
Don't...
Still trying to sell the movie.
Well, still trying to sell that movie.
This is actually a terrible couch.
It's very slick and it's shallow.
This is...
It's actually depressing, you know?
Like you're slowly getting older, going into the fucking ground.
Or maybe it's my posture.
So anyway, Universal.
It's like they make...
They're making shit on the lot and then up top, the people that go to their
movies, they
have all of these fucking rides that you go on.
So every once in a while, a new ride opens up.
And if you have kids, your kids want to go on it.
So the new Mario World ride opened up and we went there.
And my wife, my wife, I don't know what she did.
Like she always buys the VIP shit.
She goes, don't worry.
She goes, we had the VIP, you know, we can just fucking go in.
But our VIP shit didn't count on the new ride.
They're like, yeah, that doesn't count.
Like, what are we talking about?
We paid an extra hundred bucks per ticket.
They're like, yeah, that's for the other rides, you know?
Do you remember Joe Dirt?
You remember that?
The Joe Dirt ride.
You can get on that.
Shout out to David Spade.
The Joe Dirt ride.
It's a fucking 69 Super B that does a loop-de-loop.
You can say, I don't want to fucking go on that.
Well, you wouldn't have to stand in line.
There's no one in that line, you asshole.
It's a fucking movie from 30 goddamn years ago.
We have the Tango and Cash fucking water ride.
It's good for that.
But any of this new shit, so we go into, like, Mario World.
And the first thing we did, we got there early.
We stand in line for this fucking ride, dude.
It was two hours and 40 minutes to get on the fucking ride, dude.
Every time you thought you'd gone up the last flight of stairs
and gone into the last room, they had,
and there was no refreshments, no nothing.
So people are getting dehydrated,
and then they keep bringing you outside of the structure.
And I'm going, you know,
this is one of those fights you don't want to have with your wife
in that line, because there's no, you can't walk away, right?
You're just standing there.
You don't want to start anything.
And I'm just sitting there thinking, like,
why the fuck didn't you get the fucking goddamn shit?
You know?
You always know where the best shit is.
How did you fuck this up?
Right?
I was like the dad in Poltergeist, you know?
You moved the gravestones, but you didn't move the bodies.
Why?
That's what I wanted to do.
You got VIP tickets, but it didn't count on this shit, right?
So two hours and 40 fucking minutes, standing in line.
It was so bad in the beginning, I actually, I felt for everyone around me,
going like, how can you do this to these hardworking Americans?
This is fucking terrible to run a business like this.
People come here, they're with their kids, people are crying.
Dude, is this like a recycled couch?
Was this made out of, like, plastic bottles or something?
By some hipsters in Silver Lake?
It's made out of tents from tent cities, and then we got them, we got them new
shit.
So I was standing in line going like, how the fuck can you fucking do this to
people?
This is what, within an hour of this, I was, I just hated everybody.
And I was like, you know what?
These fucking people deserve it.
Look at it.
Bunch of fat fucks standing here, fucking cunts in front of me.
They cut us.
They did this thing where they sort of, like, saw how long the line was,
and they would say it was, like, going all the way that way.
They sort of got to, like, you know, it was, like, you know,
only, like, five or ten groups of people.
And they kind of went, like, well, is that the line?
Is that, is that, like, is that, like, the line?
And then they were just fucking in it.
And, like, that was, like, an hour of my life.
Going, why didn't I say anything?
You know, I didn't say anything because they all outweighed me by at least 120
pounds.
Yeah.
Morbidly.
Morbidly obese.
In their 20s.
Prime of their life, you know.
You should be running down the beach like they're in Baywatch
carrying that little thing, whatever that thing was for.
Like, what was that thing for?
That little football?
I'm in the ocean.
That's what I'm going to hang on to?
Are you going to put it in your teeth and fucking swim back
with your big fucking heavy fake 90s titties?
Like, we're not going to go down to the ground?
You might as well put cement shoes here, right?
So we finally get into, like, this room.
They're like, okay, everybody.
We're getting ready to fucking do it.
And they bring us, like, a whole group of us.
They're like, come on, everybody.
I see space.
I see space.
Keep walking in.
All right?
And we're, like, in that trash compactor thing from that movie you guys like.
Right?
The fucking Star Wars.
All right?
Yeah, fucking.
Yeah, buddy.
Fucking Star Wars, man.
Fucking live long with Chewbacca
and your Buck Roger beady beady shit, right?
So there will be one person that comes up.
Oh, that's Star Trek.
They do that in Star Trek.
All right?
Star Trek is May the Force Be With You, right?
Is that how they do it?
No, wait.
That's Hitler.
It's hard.
It's hard to keep them all, keep track of all of them.
You know, that's an expression in my house.
When, like, you're not dealing with the issue.
When you're not actually dealing with the issue at hand
and you're trying to argue something else,
there's an expression in my house.
So, you know what you're doing right now?
You're defending Hitler's mustache.
What?
Charlie Chaplin had it?
W.C. Fields?
Just ignoring these six million Jews that were killed.
Let's make this about the mustache.
It was in style.
Reginald Van Gleeson had a longer version of it.
So anyway, we get into the fucking trash compactor room
and then we're standing and the door closes behind us
and there's no fucking ride.
So now it's like claustrophobic.
We're in there with all of these people, right?
I can't believe, like, cargo pants are coming back again.
All right?
Is that really going to be a thing?
It is?
Okay.
I survived them in the 90s.
You're never going to use all those pockets.
I'm just letting you know there's never going to be a reason.
Even with your vape pens and your fucking weed,
there's going to be no reason to have all of those pockets, all right?
You're not going on safari, right?
Commandeering some indigenous people to lead you through the jungle, right?
Now that you need their help, you see them as human beings.
Afterwards, you'll leave and you're content to have them
make your sneakers for the rest of your lives.
Oh, the groanies showed up today.
I care.
You know what it is about me?
I just feel feelings.
I just, I feel them.
You know, when someone else is in pain, I feel their pain.
But I continue to buy those sneakers.
But I do feel bad.
I feel bad about what is going on.
So we get in this fucking room, and then this poor woman, right?
She's got, like, the drive-through, the drive-through microphone.
She's like, all right, everybody's in.
Okay.
And we've been waiting for two hours and 40 minutes.
And she has the fucking balls to go, all right, you guys ready to ride the
Super Mario ride?
And the parents are like, yeah, yes, we are.
That was the entire purpose of this exercise.
And you know the deal.
And you know the deal.
When somebody says, are you ready, no matter how much you say you're ready, it's
never enough, right?
So we're standing there.
She's like, oh, come on.
This is the Super Mario ride.
This is the Super Mario ride.
You could do better.
Are you ready to ride the Super Mario ride?
And everybody's like, yeah.
And everybody's like, with the last bit of fucking hydration we have in our
body.
We're like, yeah, yes, we are.
Tell me where the dick is, and I will suck it.
Please, let this part of my life end, right?
And then guess what happens?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Because the ride has not arrived on the other side.
So now she has to filibust, and she's not good at it.
Going like, this ride took over 75 fucking hours to whatever the fuck she was
saying.
And then it ends, and she starts again.
All right, I hear it.
I hear it.
And she's like, are you guys ready?
I remember there was this giant guy with this head that weighed as much as my
body.
And I could see him standing over everybody.
And he was, I just saw the side of his face in the complete lack of synapses
firing.
And he's like squinting.
And she was going like, are you fucking ready?
Are you ready to get on the fucking Mario ride?
And he was just like, he just opened his mouth and exhaled.
It was like, ah!
Right?
And then she did it, and she had the balls, the fucking cojones, to do it again.
She goes, come on, I said it, you're fucking ready!
And finally, this one dad, who the only person with self-esteem less, just went
like, yeah,
we've been waiting for two and a half fucking hours!
Right?
She didn't say fuck.
And she had the balls to be like, what?
And he goes, we've been waiting for two and a half hours!
And I hated myself that I didn't say, yeah!
Exactly!
What do you think we're doing here?
This is a horrible experience!
Not worth the wait!
We realized that an hour and ten minutes in, but there was no way to get out.
We were just surrounded, and there was metal on both sides!
It was like the Ron Burgundy.
I'm trapped in a glass house of emotion!
So finally, we get in there, we go into another fucking room, they close the
door, and this
fucking guy's talking, I can't even, at this point, I don't even remember what
happened.
Then we went to the final last thing, it's like, okay, this is what you got,
you got to
put the thing on, and then put the glasses on, and then you got to fucking,
this is shooting
and all of this stuff, and then we got on, and it was like fucking three and a
half minutes.
And the whole, that's it!
And the whole fucking thing was over, and we're in there, I couldn't tell what
I was shooting
at and all this stuff, but I don't play, I'm not a video game guy.
Right?
You know what I mean?
I drank beers, right?
I fucking hung out with the fellas, I could throw a ball, all right?
I lived my childhood outside, in reality.
I didn't stay inside, friendless, jerking off, pretending I was a Navy SEAL,
playing siphon
filter, well actually I played that game.
I was a video game guy for a minute.
I was, I had one, and then like, I just, I just, it took over my life, it took,
but fortunately
I'm not good at like, with electronics, so one day I came home, after spending
the entire
like, last like week playing Grand Theft Auto or some shit, I just went, I had
a PlayStation
2, I just went behind it, and I just fucking unplugged everything, and I wound
all the wires
together, and I just threw it in the back of the closet.
I don't think, I don't think I've played a video game in my home ever since, I'm
getting
off track here.
so the fucking, the ride ends, and we all get out, and you're just sitting
there going
like, Jesus Christ, did my kid think it was worth, oh I forgot that, we went
with another
dad and his kid, and his kid an hour and 50 minutes in was just hanging over
the fucking
bannister thing, and he's going, this is the most boring thing ever, it was
like bombing
in stand up for two hours and 40 straight fucking minutes, I remember one point
I was
sitting up on the thing, because I finally had to sit down, and I was up on the
top thing,
and I was sitting there, and I saw somebody walking down dressed as Super Mario,
and I'm
like, I know this bitch is going to tell me to get off this fucking thing, and
I am
not moving, and she just came, excuse me, excuse me, could you not sit on the
dirt, could you
not bring relief to your lower back after this ungodly wait for three and a
half minutes
of a semi good time, this is why I love my wife, she was sitting on the lower
one, and
I was sitting there, and the dad we were with was looking at us, waiting to
acknowledge the
authority, and neither one of us did, and she just kept walking, could you not
sit on that,
could you just, could you just stop, just sit on that, and she never did
anything, and
we never fucking moved, I just looked at the guys, I'm not fucking moving, what
are you
going to do, throw me out and end this, so, but here's the best part though, we
ended up
getting out of there, right, by the way, I wanted to get a coffee, so I wanted
a cappuccino,
and they have like fucking 19 Starbucks in there, and I don't drink that
fucking shit,
it's absolute shit, they don't give a fuck about you, you know where those
beans come
from, mainland China, I know what you guys are up to, you're trying to take us
out, you
know that we love coffee, huh, we over there fucking with your dumplings, I don't
think
we are, no, I don't know where they get them, but their coffee fucking sucks,
so they go,
oh, you know, you go, I go, is there anything other than a Starbucks, and they're
like, we
have a French bistro, and I actually believed that there was a French bistro at
the fucking
universal fucking backdraft ride, amusement and fun center, right, so I was
like, oh my
God, right, and I go there, and it's like, le café, and I was like, oh my God,
I'm like
so sunburned, and I'm like, I'm actually believing, like, it's like an oasis,
like, oh my God, higher
culture, let me get some cappuccino, and I was like, yeah, can I get a cappuccino,
please,
je voudrais un creme café, s'il vous plaît, and she goes, she goes, yeah, and
she grabs
this giant fucking cup, it's like this big, and I'm like, oh no, this is going
to, what
is that, what is that, a big gulp cappuccino, it's supposed to be this big, and
you do the
pretty little tree thing, right, and then I sit down and act like I'm working
on a script,
that's a cappuccino, you don't pull out the fucking Marvel movie fucking
Mountain Dew cup,
and I see the lady making it, and she's just not even looking, steaming up the
milk, I took
two sips of it, I was like, they were nice, they were nice enough, but like,
the fucking,
I just remember I talked to them, and they thought I was a good person, and now
I'm shitting
on them, it just, it was terrible, and I fucking threw it out, I just like, I'm
trying to work
on not cursing in front of my kids, and we sat down to eat a Krusty Burger at
the Simpsons
place part of the park, and I finally, like, my wife's going like, so you want
to go down
and go on the, uh, the Jurassic, Jurassic fucking velocirometer fucking ride,
and I just, I couldn't
hold it anymore, I go, I'm fucking wiped, I can't, I just don't want to do this
anymore,
like, you know, if this is like the end of the relationship, I'm actually, I
don't know
if I have it in me to, like, save it, and if you just want to meet some other
guy here
with mouse ears that has a little better attitude about this types of things,
like, I'm sure
we can work on a financial settlement, but I am fucking, I am fucking out of
here, like,
I can't, I literally can't fucking do this anymore, oh, it's great, when you
leave, when
you leave, they're like, fuck you, like, you got to go all the way out this way,
and where
all the fatties come in, they got this wide berth, and you just got to walk all
the way,
you're seeing the shrubbery, it's so bad, because you can see, like,
civilization, like, oh my
God, look at those houses that have air conditioning, and stuff, and you're
fucking just walking out,
but the best part was we got home, and, like, my daughter fell asleep and
everything,
and she came in, and her Nana was there, and she was like, how was it, and she
was just
like, it was unbelievable, and she totally flipped out and everything, I was
like, alright,
thank God, so it was worth it, so in a way, that was an endorsement, in a way,
in a way, that was,

Bill Burr And His Family Go to Universal Studios (Hilarious IMPROV)

And this Brazilian butt lift.
At some point, I am going to fucking talk about, uh, what am I?
I'm going to talk about Universal.
Let me talk about Universal, okay?
For those of you around the world, out here in L.A., we have, there's two theme
parks,
okay?
You have Disneyland, right?
Which is the one you want to go to.
All right?
They know, I'm going to sit down for this so you guys know that this is coming
from the
heart, okay?
Plus, oh, so I have to wipe my brow because I just took...
Jesus wants you to go to Disneyland.
The devil, the devil is in Universal.
My manager's here right now.
Don't trash Universal.
Don't...
Still trying to sell the movie.
Well, still trying to sell that movie.
This is actually a terrible couch.
It's very slick and it's shallow.
This is...
It's actually depressing, you know?
Like you're slowly getting older, going into the fucking ground.
Or maybe it's my posture.
So anyway, Universal.
It's like they make...
They're making shit on the lot and then up top, the people that go to their
movies, they
have all of these fucking rides that you go on.
So every once in a while, a new ride opens up.
And if you have kids, your kids want to go on it.
So the new Mario World ride opened up and we went there.
And my wife, my wife, I don't know what she did.
Like she always buys the VIP shit.
She goes, don't worry.
She goes, we had the VIP, you know, we can just fucking go in.
But our VIP shit didn't count on the new ride.
They're like, yeah, that doesn't count.
Like, what are we talking about?
We paid an extra hundred bucks per ticket.
They're like, yeah, that's for the other rides, you know?
Do you remember Joe Dirt?
You remember that?
The Joe Dirt ride.
You can get on that.
Shout out to David Spade.
The Joe Dirt ride.
It's a fucking 69 Super B that does a loop-de-loop.
You can say, I don't want to fucking go on that.
Well, you wouldn't have to stand in line.
There's no one in that line, you asshole.
It's a fucking movie from 30 goddamn years ago.
We have the Tango and Cash fucking water ride.
It's good for that.
But any of this new shit, so we go into, like, Mario World.
And the first thing we did, we got there early.
We stand in line for this fucking ride, dude.
It was two hours and 40 minutes to get on the fucking ride, dude.
Every time you thought you'd gone up the last flight of stairs
and gone into the last room, they had,
and there was no refreshments, no nothing.
So people are getting dehydrated,
and then they keep bringing you outside of the structure.
And I'm going, you know,
this is one of those fights you don't want to have with your wife
in that line, because there's no, you can't walk away, right?
You're just standing there.
You don't want to start anything.
And I'm just sitting there thinking, like,
why the fuck didn't you get the fucking goddamn shit?
You know?
You always know where the best shit is.
How did you fuck this up?
Right?
I was like the dad in Poltergeist, you know?
You moved the gravestones, but you didn't move the bodies.
Why?
That's what I wanted to do.
You got VIP tickets, but it didn't count on this shit, right?
So two hours and 40 fucking minutes, standing in line.
It was so bad in the beginning, I actually, I felt for everyone around me,
going like, how can you do this to these hardworking Americans?
This is fucking terrible to run a business like this.
People come here, they're with their kids, people are crying.
Dude, is this like a recycled couch?
Was this made out of, like, plastic bottles or something?
By some hipsters in Silver Lake?
It's made out of tents from tent cities, and then we got them, we got them new
shit.
So I was standing in line going like, how the fuck can you fucking do this to
people?
This is what, within an hour of this, I was, I just hated everybody.
And I was like, you know what?
These fucking people deserve it.
Look at it.
Bunch of fat fucks standing here, fucking cunts in front of me.
They cut us.
They did this thing where they sort of, like, saw how long the line was,
and they would say it was, like, going all the way that way.
They sort of got to, like, you know, it was, like, you know,
only, like, five or ten groups of people.
And they kind of went, like, well, is that the line?
Is that, is that, like, is that, like, the line?
And then they were just fucking in it.
And, like, that was, like, an hour of my life.
Going, why didn't I say anything?
You know, I didn't say anything because they all outweighed me by at least 120
pounds.
Yeah.
Morbidly.
Morbidly obese.
In their 20s.
Prime of their life, you know.
You should be running down the beach like they're in Baywatch
carrying that little thing, whatever that thing was for.
Like, what was that thing for?
That little football?
I'm in the ocean.
That's what I'm going to hang on to?
Are you going to put it in your teeth and fucking swim back
with your big fucking heavy fake 90s titties?
Like, we're not going to go down to the ground?
You might as well put cement shoes here, right?
So we finally get into, like, this room.
They're like, okay, everybody.
We're getting ready to fucking do it.
And they bring us, like, a whole group of us.
They're like, come on, everybody.
I see space.
I see space.
Keep walking in.
All right?
And we're, like, in that trash compactor thing from that movie you guys like.
Right?
The fucking Star Wars.
All right?
Yeah, fucking.
Yeah, buddy.
Fucking Star Wars, man.
Fucking live long with Chewbacca
and your Buck Roger beady beady shit, right?
So there will be one person that comes up.
Oh, that's Star Trek.
They do that in Star Trek.
All right?
Star Trek is May the Force Be With You, right?
Is that how they do it?
No, wait.
That's Hitler.
It's hard.
It's hard to keep them all, keep track of all of them.
You know, that's an expression in my house.
When, like, you're not dealing with the issue.
When you're not actually dealing with the issue at hand
and you're trying to argue something else,
there's an expression in my house.
So, you know what you're doing right now?
You're defending Hitler's mustache.
What?
Charlie Chaplin had it?
W.C. Fields?
Just ignoring these six million Jews that were killed.
Let's make this about the mustache.
It was in style.
Reginald Van Gleeson had a longer version of it.
So anyway, we get into the fucking trash compactor room
and then we're standing and the door closes behind us
and there's no fucking ride.
So now it's like claustrophobic.
We're in there with all of these people, right?
I can't believe, like, cargo pants are coming back again.
All right?
Is that really going to be a thing?
It is?
Okay.
I survived them in the 90s.
You're never going to use all those pockets.
I'm just letting you know there's never going to be a reason.
Even with your vape pens and your fucking weed,
there's going to be no reason to have all of those pockets, all right?
You're not going on safari, right?
Commandeering some indigenous people to lead you through the jungle, right?
Now that you need their help, you see them as human beings.
Afterwards, you'll leave and you're content to have them
make your sneakers for the rest of your lives.
Oh, the groanies showed up today.
I care.
You know what it is about me?
I just feel feelings.
I just, I feel them.
You know, when someone else is in pain, I feel their pain.
But I continue to buy those sneakers.
But I do feel bad.
I feel bad about what is going on.
So we get in this fucking room, and then this poor woman, right?
She's got, like, the drive-through, the drive-through microphone.
She's like, all right, everybody's in.
Okay.
And we've been waiting for two hours and 40 minutes.
And she has the fucking balls to go, all right, you guys ready to ride the
Super Mario ride?
And the parents are like, yeah, yes, we are.
That was the entire purpose of this exercise.
And you know the deal.
And you know the deal.
When somebody says, are you ready, no matter how much you say you're ready, it's
never enough, right?
So we're standing there.
She's like, oh, come on.
This is the Super Mario ride.
This is the Super Mario ride.
You could do better.
Are you ready to ride the Super Mario ride?
And everybody's like, yeah.
And everybody's like, with the last bit of fucking hydration we have in our
body.
We're like, yeah, yes, we are.
Tell me where the dick is, and I will suck it.
Please, let this part of my life end, right?
And then guess what happens?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Because the ride has not arrived on the other side.
So now she has to filibust, and she's not good at it.
Going like, this ride took over 75 fucking hours to whatever the fuck she was
saying.
And then it ends, and she starts again.
All right, I hear it.
I hear it.
And she's like, are you guys ready?
I remember there was this giant guy with this head that weighed as much as my
body.
And I could see him standing over everybody.
And he was, I just saw the side of his face in the complete lack of synapses
firing.
And he's like squinting.
And she was going like, are you fucking ready?
Are you ready to get on the fucking Mario ride?
And he was just like, he just opened his mouth and exhaled.
It was like, ah!
Right?
And then she did it, and she had the balls, the fucking cojones, to do it again.
She goes, come on, I said it, you're fucking ready!
And finally, this one dad, who the only person with self-esteem less, just went
like, yeah,
we've been waiting for two and a half fucking hours!
Right?
She didn't say fuck.
And she had the balls to be like, what?
And he goes, we've been waiting for two and a half hours!
And I hated myself that I didn't say, yeah!
Exactly!
What do you think we're doing here?
This is a horrible experience!
Not worth the wait!
We realized that an hour and ten minutes in, but there was no way to get out.
We were just surrounded, and there was metal on both sides!
It was like the Ron Burgundy.
I'm trapped in a glass house of emotion!
So finally, we get in there, we go into another fucking room, they close the
door, and this
fucking guy's talking, I can't even, at this point, I don't even remember what
happened.
Then we went to the final last thing, it's like, okay, this is what you got,
you got to
put the thing on, and then put the glasses on, and then you got to fucking,
this is shooting
and all of this stuff, and then we got on, and it was like fucking three and a
half minutes.
And the whole, that's it!
And the whole fucking thing was over, and we're in there, I couldn't tell what
I was shooting
at and all this stuff, but I don't play, I'm not a video game guy.
Right?
You know what I mean?
I drank beers, right?
I fucking hung out with the fellas, I could throw a ball, all right?
I lived my childhood outside, in reality.
I didn't stay inside, friendless, jerking off, pretending I was a Navy SEAL,
playing siphon
filter, well actually I played that game.
I was a video game guy for a minute.
I was, I had one, and then like, I just, I just, it took over my life, it took,
but fortunately
I'm not good at like, with electronics, so one day I came home, after spending
the entire
like, last like week playing Grand Theft Auto or some shit, I just went, I had
a PlayStation
2, I just went behind it, and I just fucking unplugged everything, and I wound
all the wires
together, and I just threw it in the back of the closet.
I don't think, I don't think I've played a video game in my home ever since, I'm
getting
off track here.
so the fucking, the ride ends, and we all get out, and you're just sitting
there going
like, Jesus Christ, did my kid think it was worth, oh I forgot that, we went
with another
dad and his kid, and his kid an hour and 50 minutes in was just hanging over
the fucking
bannister thing, and he's going, this is the most boring thing ever, it was
like bombing
in stand up for two hours and 40 straight fucking minutes, I remember one point
I was
sitting up on the thing, because I finally had to sit down, and I was up on the
top thing,
and I was sitting there, and I saw somebody walking down dressed as Super Mario,