Name: Bill Burr Lists his Favourite Brian Johnson ACDC songs
Uploaded: 2023-11-12T16:00:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Lists his Favourite Brian Johnson ACDC songs' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Lists his Favourite Brian Johnson ACDC songs' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-12. Transcript available.

You know, 55, Jesus Christ, it's a race between what's slower at this point, my
brain or my fucking metabolism, but I got this playlist, any ACDC fans out
there, huh, I got a Brian Johnson playlist for you, it's all deep cut shit, you
know, because they always play the same fucking five Brian Johnson songs I feel,
so this is my playlist, 31 minutes, 8 songs, alright?
First one, let me put my love into you, babe, ACDC back in black, you know,
start slow, just like me on the elliptical, I did my little soccer mom
stretches, you know what I mean, I got my little drink, I got on my fucking
pink leg warmers, you know, I'm easing in, then you go to one of the great
fucking gold digger songs ever,
What do you do for money, honey? Also off the back in black album, and then the
Bon Scott tribute song, Have a Drink on Me, off the back in black album, that's
the first three, so see, we're ramping it up, alright?
Well, let me put my love into you, babe, then they scream at the broads, and
now we're at the bar having a drink, so what can come next? Huh?
It's ACDC, you know the devil's coming, right?
COD, second track, second side, back in the day when you had the vinyl or the
cassette tape, Care of the Devil, then we keep going with the devil, I got Evil
Walks, which is the first track, second side, ACDC for those about to rock,
And then I round out that album with Spellbound, which is a very atypical
subject matter for ACDC, it's actually about a guy down in the dumps and he's
depressed.
It's a killer song, but I feel like collectively as a group, they're like, that's
not what we do, we don't talk about being down, you know?
I don't think there'll ever be rock and roll music that's just supposed to
bring you down, do you guys think so?
Eight years later, grunge, you know?
I wish I was like you, easily amused.
Okay, so wait, let me get this straight, Kurt, I'm supposed to feel bad for you
as you're shitting on me?
I love Kurt Cobain, I love Nirvana, but I can never quite give it up to the grunge
bands because they knocked all my bands off the fucking chart.
I'm still being a baby, still being a baby all these years later.
All right, then we wrap it up with the last two.
Off the flick of the switch album, this house is on fire, and then the title
track, flick of the switch.
Which used to always fuck me up when I would try to play drums along to that.
It was like, da, ga, ga, da, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, slam, da, da, da, da, da, da,
one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, boom!
And I always would want to hit on the four, but he fucking hits on the one,
does a flam on the one, and then on the four, and then fucking in.
The amount of times I fucked that up, and I would slam on the four, and then
they'd hit on the one, and I'd go, fuck, four, bam!
And then I would go into the song.
Someone actually took some video of me playing drums the other day, and for the
first time, I only looked like half a jerk-off.
I still hit like a fucking bitch, man.
I always think I'm up there fucking wailing, and I'm not.
I'm just up there like, help him do it, right?
Like, in my head, I'm like, Jesus Christ.
These people I'm jamming with, they're thinking like, why did this guy pick
comedy?
How come he didn't pick music as a profession?
And then I always start to watch myself, and I'm like, ugh.
I've just never had the courage to film myself on a consistent basis, and that's
kind of like what you have to do to stop looking like a douche, I think.
Or maybe, you know, I could just own up to the fact that I wasn't born with
that talent, you know?
And I'll just be forever that guy going into a music store going, I want to buy
the snare drum that that guy plays on that album,
because I feel like if I play the same stuff he plays, that means I'll be as
good as he is.