Name: Nia Loses it at Bill Burr's Sharie's Berries Ad
Uploaded: 2023-12-12T16:00:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nia Loses it at Bill Burr's Sharie's Berries Ad' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nia Loses it at Bill Burr's Sharie's Berries Ad' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-12. Transcript available.

all right oh look who's oh my god they're back i thought they were done with me
sherry's berries oh my god just the time for valentine's day these guys dumped
me
they did they came back to their old flame valentine's day is right around the
corner
talk about what plans for valentine's day this year what you would do if you
weren't procrastinating
well i don't like the insinuation that i'm procrastinating your sons of bitches
have you
planned anything huh no all right then sherry's berries i'm talking about i
told you who to call
to set something up no you didn't share a personal valentine's day story oh the
classic one when we
went out for the sushi and you were staring at that celebrity we got that big
fight oh my god
and then you punched me in the face no wait a minute you're telling it all
wrong and that's what
happened no you're telling it all wrong what you're telling it all wrong thank
god you didn't have
that personal trainer that you punched me with your pinky knuckle yeah you were
a little tiger back
then i'm still a tiger baby do you remember i didn't have the ultimatum which
was what if you
throw something at me again during a fight i'm breaking up with you and you
know what you stopped
abusing me yeah i was definitely a lot more volatile when i was younger in my
younger days
we met when i was 25 bill so come on yeah i was you know a college graduate you
were an adult
that's right you had my apartment i paid rent i had a job no i was a fully
formed well past the
age but it was also i mean listen it was also 15 years ago bill we've been
together for 15 years can
you believe that's been great all right what would you do okay share a personal
valentine's day i just
did uh what are your must gives what is that must what is a must give you must
give me what
attention jewelry oh fuck off this whole bullshit that i gotta buy you
something that's why i love
sherry berries here's your chocolate strawberries get out of my face all right
so you're met with the
excitement and enthusiasm wasn't met okay what do you wait a second where did
it go no they're
definitely not coming back to you now what yeah they will what do you what do
you to look good what
do you do that was missing no the word's missing it says what do you to look
good on valentine's day
i don't know dipped in milk dark or white chocolate you're definitely dipped in
milk
milky no no no you mean white chocolate milk chocolate is lighter okay all
right all right
dipped in milk dark or white chocolatey goodness for any discerning palette she'll
fall in love with
every bite uh top with decadent toppings chocolate chips heart and glitter
sparkles always fresh always
tasty always worth the wait perfect companion to a candlelit light dinner a bouquet
of flowers or a night
out on the town all of a sudden my nose got all stuffed up here i'm sick
getting emotional reading
this copy arrives fresh with a hundred percent cherries berries guarantee i
want to know who the fuck is
dipping those in chocolate right now that's sad bastard ships wish somebody
loved me
ships anywhere naturally give sweet somethings to your long distance love oh
god what have her boyfriend
her other boyfriend put them in her ears send her
her dreams
at the price of your dreams
because they left me so you know it's gonna be a little rocky as we get back
together starting at
just 19.99 plus shipping and handling plus order now and make this valentine's
really special by
getting double the berries for just ten dollars more go to berries.com dude you're
the fucking berries
that's a kid b-e-r-r-i-e-s dot com click on the microphone enter the code my
code burr b-u-r-r
check out that's b-e-r-r-i-e-s-d-o-t-c-o-m click on the microphone and enter
code burr
order today
okay i'm back sorry
i tell you right now bill burr if i don't get a box of sherry's berries
for valentine's day i would be very disappointed i won't get you a box