Name: Bill Burr Tells a Hilarious Story About an Entitled Female Heckler
Uploaded: 2023-12-13T16:00:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Tells a Hilarious Story About an Entitled Female Heckler' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Tells a Hilarious Story About an Entitled Female Heckler' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-13. Transcript available.

my last show in new york i went down there i had the best fucking time i tried
out all this new
material and i actually walked into the comedy store and you know they have the
original room
and then they have the main room the original room is the part of the original
club when they
just bought half of it it used to be a nightclub called ciros and uh where the
original room sits
i think was the back of the main room so um anyways whatever come out to la
just walk in
take a look at it so i go what's going on in the main room and they go dick gregory
i go what
they go dick i go dick gregory is on stage right now and they were like yeah
and i went in there
the guy was fucking hilarious still funny as hell still edgy talking about topical
stuff he was
talking about paris he was talking about all this just right up to date stuff
um he was fucking
amazing so that gave me a charge so then i go into the the uh the original room
they bring me up
i start doing my thing everything's going great you know i did my little wage
gap gift i got a joke and
then i get off stage thanks a lot and uh all of a sudden this lady she comes up
to me and then she
she just wants to present her case she's like you know well actually i'm in my
mid-30s and now i'm in an age now that when i go out with a guy he wants to go
dutch he expects me
to pay for half and then i just go well yeah you should
you know you should
i don't think it's asking too much you're in your 30s
you've demonstrated that you're not a first round draft pick at this point
you know you're fucked up like me so
i know i'm fucked up i know you're fucked up
or maybe too driven to commit to anything so you know we got to keep each other
at arm's length here
right so i pay for my shit you pay for your shit i couldn't be like i couldn't
even listen to like
that's that's your big fucking complaint in life that for the first 30 years
you got free
fucking food and drinks like as a guide you know how far back into my life i
got them they get to
live like eight-year-olds remember when you were a kid you just walked around
as a kid you had no
money you went out with your parents you had all fucking day you ate you had
drinks you're
fucking not booze but you know got yourself a high c whatever the hell you had
you know went to a
ball game whatever you never went in your pockets the life of a kid you know
you essentially not like
look i obviously know women don't just not pay for fucking anything but i'm
just saying that when they
get courted you know you don't have to pay for shit generally speaking right so
anyway so she comes
up to me i just didn't want to hear it and uh i made the mistake i treated her
like a guy and i feel
bad i just completely i just gave her and then she was like oh you're being
mean and everything
i mean it's a comedy club we're comedians this is what we do and then she
wanted to make her point
and i just you know it's all right and i just walked away and then of course i
made the mistake of
asking another comic i go was i just too mean there and he's like yeah no no
comedian will never say
you're too mean no no no say it seemed about right felt like the uh the right
level of it
um that's a pet peeve of mine i don't like when i'm standing on stage and you
could heckle me
while i'm making my point instead you don't you wait till i get off stage and
then you want to have
some fucking you know charlie rose conversation about what the you think of the
job i don't give a
shit at that point i you know i would much rather that you yell out during my
show
like hey i'm in my 30s i gotta pay for a date that we could add that hilarious
conversation a little
back and forth but instead you know i gotta get off stage and then you come up
to me like i'm being
debriefed after my shift you know what i mean see where i went right and see
where i went wrong like i don't
want to fucking hear that but you're more than welcome to heckle me i don't
give a
shit i don't care about that you know i'm up there it's me in the mic stand you
know i feel safe
ah who's kidding i was probably too much of an asshole what do you what do you
want from me