Name: Bill Burr & Nia Recall Hilarious Patrice O'Neal Story
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia Recall Hilarious Patrice O'Neal Story' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia Recall Hilarious Patrice O'Neal Story' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-18. Transcript available.

I remember a long time ago, I got in this fucking hilarious talk with Patrice.
Can you push that thing so it's not rattling over there?
Oh my god, this whole AC situation is...
Is what? We live in an old house, okay?
The fucking heaters rattle a little bit.
That we run the ACs for late.
It's freezing in here.
Oh, goodness. You got a fucking Afghan on.
I know, and I'm still cold.
So I got in this hilarious argument one day.
Patrice, when he used to just get sick of white people, he just would stop
coming down to the club for a little bit.
And then sometimes he would call me up and vent.
About white people?
No, he would vent at me representing white people.
So one time, I'm sitting at home, just being white, you know?
Hanging out, having a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
The phone fucking rings.
I pick it up and I'm like, hello?
And he just goes, Bill.
He goes, what do white people do?
He didn't even say hello.
I go, what do you mean?
He goes, what do you do?
And I'm like...
I was like, did you just get pulled over by a cop?
Like, where is this coming from?
Like, what do you mean, what do we do?
Like, what?
He's like, what do you do?
Like, what do you bring to the table?
Yeah, he's like, black people, we do this, we do that.
What do you guys do?
That's hilarious.
Like you say.
Yeah, but the thing about it is...
How did you answer him?
I fucking answered him.
Like, I go, what do you mean, what do we do?
You just don't reckon...
Our shit is mainstream.
It's like hiding in plain sight so you don't see it.
So you don't think that there's any sort of culture or anything.
Like, what do we do?
Oh.
All the...
Actually, look at skateboarding, okay?
That came from surfing, you know, and the fucking waves weren't there.
And, you know, skateboarding and totally evolved into what that is.
Stock car...
Like, Polynesian people were doing?
Stock car racing?
Wait, wait.
I'm not going to sit here and have you try to tell me that white people didn't
come up with anything.
I'm just asking.
You fucking do that all the fucking time.
I'm just wondering.
Didn't the fucking Eskimos invent ketchup?
Shut up.
But I don't know.
Skateboarding?
Polynesians came up with skateboarding?
No, no, but skateboarding...
I saw the documentary with Dogtown and Z-Boys in a fucking empty swimming pool
in Santa Monica.
But I thought skateboarding came from surfing and then surfing come from Polynesian
people?
I don't know.
I could be wrong.
You thought what?
Didn't surfing come from, like, indigenous people?
No, no, I'm talking about skateboarding.
I know, but skateboarding came from surfing.
It was sort of derived of that culture.
Right.
So I'm saying, but didn't surfing come from...
So you're saying white people don't get credit for skateboarding?
I didn't say that.
I was just asking who came up with a thing that inspired skateboarding.
I'm just wondering.
I'm just wondering.
I'm not...
What?
I'm not...
This is like literally...
Then this becomes the argument I ended up having with Patrice.
All right.
Stock car racing.
All right.
Stock car racing.
Okay.
That came out of moonshining.
What is that?
Stock car racing.
Basically, back during Prohibition when alcohol was fucking illegal.
Right.
What you would do is if you were fucking bringing illegal booze, moonshine.
Right.
You know, cross state lines and all that type of shit.
You wanted a fast car, but you didn't want it to look fast.
So what you did was it looked like a stock car.
Like a stock car you got from Detroit.
That just looks like a Chevy.
That looks like a Ford.
But underneath the fucking hood, you souped the fucking thing up and you were
able to outrun the cops.
And the cops didn't have fucking radios back then.
So these guys that did this shit, all right, would talk shit about my car is
faster than your car.
No, it isn't.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So they started racing.
And that started stock car racing.
That's a cultural fucking thing.
Okay.
So then it's on fucking TV.
Like, so I started listing all of that shit.
And he was actually going late.
He said, I think at one point he went, he said, good answer is what he said.
And I just, I'm like, fuck you.
I'm not asking for your approval.
This whole fucking conversation is annoying.
Is stock car racing like something that's very important to people?
Like, is it like a big deal?
I don't know.
You're already looking at me.
Because I know what you're going to do.
I know I came out wrong.
I think I came out wrong.
No, I'm not even going to get into this conversation.
How big is stock car racing?
And then we're going to go to music and then everything in music is somehow
going to go back to the fucking blues.
Like Beethoven heard the fucking blues and the fucking Irish music and all that.
Like, well, if you actually, the Nas will be like, well, it all came from the
pyramids and black people built those.
How would you know that?
How would you know that?
Because you went to I'm right.com and you fucking read shit that said you guys
did it.
Like, that is the dumbest shit.
Like, that whole fucking credit thing is so fucking stupid.
But Egyptians are in Africa.
So that's African.
So that's black people.
I know.
It isn't.
No, they're not.
Aren't they?
They're African.
Yeah.
So that's my point.
Yeah.
So like when you see when you see an Egyptian guy, right, you think that guy
looks like you.
I don't know.
I feel like some of them are.
All right.
So I'm French, German and Irish.
You're French.
So, yeah, I have a little bit of French, but I'm mostly German, Irish.
Let me finish.
Oh, so I'm European.
So me and Italians.
Yeah, we're on the same fucking page.
So Ferrari.
Yeah, that was us.
That was us.
That was pasty freckle, guys.
We did that shit.
Give me a fucking break.
No, you guys invented like vodka and stuff like that, right?
No.
No?
Irish?
Russians.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I don't know.
I don't know the history of any of that shit.
Whiskey is more of a...
I didn't want to get into this fucking debate.
It's more of a, like a...
Yeah.
But Egypt isn't Africa, I think, was Naz's point.
Was that a true thing that he said?
Yeah, but Africa is a fucking continent.
Yeah, it is.
It's not a race.
True.
It's a continent.
There you go.
So, like, can Irish people take credit for shit that happens in Romania?
Because they're all European?
I feel like there's a reason why this is different, but I don't know why.
So I'm not going to answer that question.
But I feel like...
Can I fucking have that written on a t-shirt, please?
Like...
I feel like an Egyptian person...
What the fuck?
Would they necessarily say...
Two hours later...
Okay, what do we do?
We fucking pretend to go to the moon.
That's what we do.
The space shuttle.
That's the shit.
You just see it on TV.
That's some shit that we did.
I mean, that's kind of a...
Cool.
No, it's amazing.
I know the astronauts weren't rapping.
They didn't have their space suits hanging off their asses.
I know that.
The kids didn't want...
But the kids...
They weren't the coolest.
But the kids still wanted to do it.