Name: Bill Burr & Bill Hader Meet for the First Time - FULL PODCAST
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Bill Hader Meet for the First Time - FULL PODCAST' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-19. Transcript available.

Bill Burr & Bill Hader Meet for the First Time - FULL PODCAST

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Thursday afternoon,
just before Friday,
Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. Seeing how your week's
going as you're
slogging your way through your cubicle life, something you never wanted, you
know, but who
are you going to blame? Huh? Are you going to blame society like all of these
people on social
networks? Is it ever their fault? Anyways, I have a special guest. As promised
on the Monday morning
podcast, I said, God damn it. And I delivered. We have the amazing, the
unbelievably talented and
hilarious Bill Hader star of the new incredible show on HBO, Barry starring
Henry Winkler, Stephen
Root. Ah, where's my cheat sheet? Where's, who's the one who plays your
girlfriend? She crushes it.
Oh, Sarah Goldberg. Oh my God. She's amazing. She's amazing. She's amazing. And
it's eight
incredible episodes. Thank you. I saw the first two and then my link expired
and then I couldn't
get it to play. I got a new link and then I melted down and my wife said, you're
bringing tension into
the house. So that was, that's been my experience so far. But having said that,
I absolutely loved,
loved the first two that I saw. And there's another, uh, the other actor there
with the alopecia
there. Uh, Anthony. Oh yeah. Anthony Kerrigan. Oh my God. Noho Hank. Great name.
Incredible actor.
So, um, I was actually just to give people a background. I was going to
interview all of you
guys at the now defunct nerd melt. Yeah. That's because of that incident, I
believe. Yeah. Because
what happened to me? Yeah. So you, you, you were supposed to come down there
with Henry Stephen
and, uh, the other guys and, uh, you have a peanut allergy. I have a nut
allergy and they gave,
they gave me, well, I, here's the thing. It's my own. I blame myself so I can
have almonds. I'm
okay with almonds, but all the nuts I'm bad with. So I go, I'll have coffee and
you all can have almond
milk in it. So it's almost like you're like a racist, but it's just like nuts,
right? Just nuts.
Those, those are the, you stay with your own, you stay with the almonds, all
these other ones,
get them out of my house. All right. You're a peanut supremacist. I've never
heard of that.
I thought if you had like a peanut allergy, that was it. No, I, I found that
out on a movie. I had
something and whoa, that has almonds in it. And I had it and I go, I'm fine.
And then I went home
and I had an EpiPen and sat there with almonds and ate it and nothing happened.
What is an EpiPen?
That's what you take in case you have an. You're doing a stabbing motion. You
do a stabbing
motion and you're like, yeah, I stab, you stab yourself with the EpiPen. So it
takes what?
Like your blood pressure? Like, no, it just, it shoots you full of adrenaline
basically. And then
you just, you're able to breathe. It gets a big shot of the, so, so when you
drank this,
so you were supposed to come in and all of a sudden somebody basically gave the
equivalent
to you of a cup of poison. They gave me, well, almond milk, but it was this
fancy coffee place.
And they were like, well, we have an almond, the cashew blend that comes in. I
can't have cashews.
So I had that and I took a drink of it backstage, excited about to go on. And I
went, I got to go.
Like how quick, when you drink that, how quick do you know? Is it like getting
bit by a cobra?
Yeah. Yeah.
Like you just know.
Like, all right, that wasn't good.
I need the antidote.
Hey, you don't get, you don't get bit by a cobra and go, I'm going to wait.
I can do this podcast.
20 minutes. I can do the podcast. I'm fine.
My leg's all black and blue and I can't really feel my feet anymore. And yeah,
I'm fine.
It was just one fang.
Yeah, I'm fine. And my dad, the biggest bummer is my dad is a giant fan here.
So my dad was really excited to, and he flew in because we had the premiere.
And so he wanted to see it. And I go, I got to go. And he was like, what?
Oh no.
And he's like, you're fine. He goes, you're fine.
Shake it off.
And I go, no, no, no. And he's like, you're fine. You're fine.
I go, what? I want to see Bill Burr. And I'm like, well, I got to go. I got to
go.
You can stay here. Go. And he's like, I'll go. You know, let's get you some Benadryl
and all that stuff.
Okay. So, so what happens is your, your throat closes up?
Yeah. And so guy, someone ran out and got me Benadryl and that, that was fine.
And then I got home.
But how bad is like, how much are you laboring breathing?
Oh, I'm breathing fine. It's just, I, I, it was in my mouth for only a couple
of seconds.
And then I spit it out, but it was enough to make everything start to kind of,
it was like hives inside your mouth and in your throat.
Oh my God. Oh yeah. That's disgusting.
Yeah. It was awful.
So then when you take the Benadryl, how long does it take?
It chills that out and then you get groggy.
And then I did the EpiPen, which then makes you all jacked up. And then I went
and did the premiere and yeah, it sucked.
Oh, so you were able to work then that night?
Yeah, I had to. Yeah. It was like, HBO was like, we need you.
So do you travel, when you travel, do you have those things with you?
Mm-hmm. I have my backpack out right there. Yeah. And that's the whole reason.
Could I buy one of those?
Yeah. You can go.
You can just buy adrenaline.
We got to get a prescription for it. Yeah.
Because I also do that for like the writer's room on F is the family. You know,
when you just get like burned out, like I can't think of any more funny shit.
I'll do an EpiPen.
And then just stab yourself.
Yeah. Yeah. Let's just do EpiPens. Yeah. Well, no, it's like this dumb thing
that when you do it, everyone thinks it's, but it's, it's, it's just more the
motion of it looks more severe than it actually is. It's just like a little pinprick,
but it's like buried into this.
Do you go through your pants?
No, you kind of pull your pants down and go right on your leg and then, but, uh.
So you stab it and then you push the thing down?
You push the thing down at the same time. Yeah.
You can't tell me you don't feel a little bit like John Rambo when you do that?
Yeah. No, you totally do. Yeah.
Like you're stitching yourself up.
That's awesome.
But that's, but I'm such a wimp that I'm, you know, oh, good.
Well, I want you to know you not being there really threw me off my game
because I've, I've never hosted one of those before.
So it was an honor that I got to do it.
And one of my goals was like, I was just like, I am not asking Henry Winkler
about playing Arthur Fonzarelli.
I am, that was, I am going to, if I'm going to do anything, I'm going to talk
about night shift.
I left you with nothing.
Which, yeah.
And then by the end, I was just like, they were helping me through the
interview.
And then somehow I just said, I go, you know, I'm running out of stuff, but my
goal is, is I'm not bringing up, you know, who.
And then he just broke into the character just saying like, you know, that
character made me a lot of money and put my kid through college.
I can't do the fonts.
But I was, and I was, then I was all excited.
Like, oh my God, he did the fonts.
Yeah, when he does it, you, it's like, it's like, you know, Mickey Mouse
showing, John Mulaney said it's like Mickey Mouse showing up or something.
It's like a thing I grew up, I'm like, oh, that's television.
That's incredible.
And he'll, he said it to Alec Berg and I once.
And Alec co-created Barry, he's not a very effusive guy.
And he was standing behind me and Henry told this story.
Does that mean not emotional?
Yeah, he's Swedish.
I'm not smart in either of my listeners.
He's Swedish, you know, he's like, huh.
Oh yeah, I've done stand-up.
I've done stand-up through the whole, that whole region up there.
Finland was the funniest one.
They were just sitting there.
They were trying to solve the problem of the joke.
Like, I would sit there and I'm doing the joke and it was just quiet and quiet
and quiet.
And then if somebody's just finally goes, why didn't you just blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
And I was just like, is that what you fucking guys are doing?
I go, you don't need to solve these.
This isn't like a self-help thing.
This is just absurd.
Why don't you just kick your wife out of the house?
Yes.
Bury her in the backyard and say she went to her mother's.
Why don't you do that?
Yeah, so that was Finland though, but I definitely noticed there was a huge
difference.
Was it the Baltic Sea?
Yeah, I don't know.
Like Norway and Sweden is a certain level of emotionally disconnected.
And then when you go to the, over there where they're spooning with Russia and
they actually
defeated Russia and had to give up part of their land because they paired up
with Hitler.
I mean, that was, you know, they had a, they went between the two craziest
people last century.
It's like who we went to the crazier one, which, and who lost.
Yeah.
Don't ever go to the crazier one.
I don't know if they went to the crazier one.
They, they were, they were equals.
They were peers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were.
Like if there was a way that they both could have won the war and lived.
Yeah.
I guess the other guy lived, right?
Styler lived.
I don't know shit about history.
Like they could sit back, like, you know, old NBA players.
Yeah, exactly.
Like when Wilt and Bill Russell get together, they could be talking about
murdering people.
Yeah.
And their knees are bad.
They can't really walk around much.
They're exaggerating their stats.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But no, they, yeah, it was this, yeah, no, Alec is, he's hilarious.
I mean, he wrote on Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
He's a very funny guy, but he's not, he's very kind of quiet.
And, and, uh, Henry did the Fonz.
He just told a story and I said, oh, I had to tell all these people, you know,
because
Henry in life is very kind of, hello, how are you?
Oh, that's what makes it, when you meet him or you see him just talking, that's
what makes
it even more incredible.
It's like, that guy came out of this guy.
Yeah.
He's like, I was on the phone in my car, hands free.
And I'm like, okay, being safe, being safe.
And then, you know, and then it'd be like, oh, you know, the Fonz would say,
hey, but
like the Red Sea, you know, he would do something.
And Alec was behind me and he went, oh my God.
You know, it's the most, he just went, I can't, I can't believe.
Uh, he, it was the most effusive I've ever seen.
Alec, he just went, oh, I can't believe that.
It gave us chills, you know?
Well, because it, it, it like, like you said, when you talk to the guy, it's
nowhere, it's
like Mel Blanc.
When Mel Blanc would do voices, like you'd be like this, there's no way this
guy does
Bugs Bunny or he does You Send Me Sam.
Like you couldn't hear him in any of it.
And I feel like with him, when he's just talking, you, it's just like, this can't
be the guy
that played that guy.
And all of a sudden he does the voice.
This is hilarious.
Now I'm going to sit here talking about him being the Fonz for this whole
fucking interview.
But I'm sorry I left you with nothing though, because I left and then you were
stuck with
that.
It sounds to me, it sounds to me like you blew off the interview and I'm not
buying this
whole fucking stab on yourself.
Then somehow you made, you made the premiere.
It was a premiere, there was supermodels there.
No, there was no fucking supermodels.
You weren't going to the fucking Nerd Melt to talk on some jackasses podcast.
I get it.
There was no supermodels at an HBO premiere for Barry.
No, it was only a cast of group.
How about some Hooters chicks?
They weren't that mean?
Yeah, well, they were working there.
No, no, but I, they, they had me, um, no, there was a thing where it was one of
those
things where you leave and then HBO is going, oh my God, oh my God.
You know, the thing is, it's his show.
You gotta, you know.
You gotta be there.
What, what do we gotta, can we send a doctor over there?
Can we do anything?
What can we do?
And they're going old school,