Name: Bill Burr & Bill Hader "Cooking Shows Are AWFUL Now"
Uploaded: 2024-01-12T16:00:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Bill Hader "Cooking Shows Are AWFUL Now"' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Bill Hader "Cooking Shows Are AWFUL Now"' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-12. Transcript available.

this cooking show recently and this guy he was doing something you know this
guys travel and
he goes boston you come here for a beer and a beating and i just i was looking
at my wife i go
oh you go to look at the foliage it's just like how many times did you watch
goodwill hunting
before you went there to steam your asparagus that you felt you had to go that
hard you know
it's like there's also mit there's harvard hey tasty pudding or hasty pudding
there's a lot of like
you know you can go get some oysters oysters beer in a beating it's like all
right i lived there for 27
years i never took a beating i walked away from fights and i was fine with it
hey you're tougher
than me your dad was angrier than my dad you win i'm out of here steamy or a
spirit yeah with your
little poached egg on top i hate the food network now they used to just have
people there cooking
and they teach you how to cook and then it became you had to have a personality
and you know i i i and i respect this cooking but i blame that emerald lugasi
he's the guy i'm gonna
put some sugar bam right and he had a studio audience in a band i used to be
the assistant
editor on a lot of those shows on like iron chef america i was the i don't get
that show
cooking is supposed to be a relaxing loving thing that you do and they take it's
sudden death
you got to make waffles we got stones and a and carpet
how the am i gonna do this how the am i mario let's see what you got
we used to have a thing of bobby flay uh uh electrocuting himself he
accidentally electrocuted
himself it was really funny oh he did yeah they cut it from the thing but he
grabbed a ladle and
something happened and he just went and just dropped out of frame oh yeah yeah
yeah but yeah
we had a thing of him did his heart stop i don't know but he dropped and then
kind of came up in a
daze and we were uh he always seemed like he had indigestion to me because he'd
always be like okay
today we're gonna make it's just like dude go off camera and burp because i i
liked him
i like all of those guys they all taught me what little i know but like i i
want i used to watch
molto mario uh-huh all the time which to me was the perfect one it's like he
went over his house
and uh he cooked for you yeah it was like being his friend yeah and then all of
a sudden it just
became like that guy yelling on iron chef yeah or the diners driving and dives
guy yeah which is
hilarious because like he just looks so burnt out on that show yeah what's his
name uh guy guy
he just says what you're doing like you can make like a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich okay so you
are you're putting some peanut butter on the bread and okay and you get some
jam in there that's gonna
take a little edge off the peanut butter and he makes so much money that guy
makes so much money
oh my god he needs to get the hard top because he's gonna die his skin cancer
the guy looks like a
fucking lobster this is coming from a redhead i'm telling you he's got to get
some sunblock