Name: Bill Burr & Bill Hader "I Almost Joined Scientology..."
Uploaded: 2024-01-16T16:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Bill Hader "I Almost Joined Scientology..."' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Bill Hader "I Almost Joined Scientology..."' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-16. Transcript available.

one class i audited it turned out it was scientology oh really it was hilarious
i went in
there this actor who was in scientology goes oh you need an acting class and
she sent me there
and it was acting class but it was also like scientology so which i i felt like
she should
have said right that should have been it's acting but there's a little extra
thing so i go there i
go there and i remember uh we were sitting there and the and the guy teaching
the class goes uh does
anybody have uh any uh news they want to uh you know share with the class and
someone raised their
hand and be like oh i uh you know i i just booked a three episode arc on uh you
know who gives a
fuck on abc and then the whole crowd the whole audience like ridiculously loud
would go wow
like this positive and like but it was crazy cultish and i i was sitting there
like what the
right so like five people did that and then they go hey we have we have we have
two people auditing the
class uh this guy he's he's just fresh here from new york he's he's an actor he's
trying to get some
parts blah blah blah please welcome bill burr and they they clapped like i won
a lifetime
achievement award i remember my face turned red i was embarrassed so you know
and then i saw the
scenes and the actors were good and everything and then during the break like i
remember the teacher
was looking at me goes was uh was that was that too much was that too much did
i push was that was i
pushing i'm sorry yeah so then i went in and i sat down with them and they were
just they just kept
saying everything was their own we have our own parking we have our own
security we have our own
this and i swear to god i said jesus christ i feel like i'm joining a cult like
i was trying to make
a joke and he kind of looked at me and his eyes were like going for my right
eye to my left eye
right i was just like what the fuck is going on so i got out of there and then
i went down to this
i swear to god this is true i went down to the comedy club and i mentioned i
said yeah i took this
acting classic the actors were really good but it was it was just this fucking
weird vibe and then i told
him like the name of the acting class this guy goes dude that's fucking scientology
and uh i don't know i kind of felt like you know the next time i saw that
person i had that vibe
like like they put something in my drink right like you should have said i don't
listen guys here's
the thing like i don't judge like i hate when people act like oh my god those
people are out of
their fucking minds it's like my religion is out of their fucking minds it's
just they got enough
people where they can act cool now and they don't care if you leave like scientology
needs people
yeah so they gotta you know they gotta lock in a room or whatever it is yeah
but you need to say
this is where you're going you need to say like by the way you're going to a
church i like how they
have their own network now to come back because that one woman did like this lena
remny or whatever
yeah she did all those episodes about how like crazy that was but i always feel
like there's another
actor that could do the one about the catholic church yeah about anything yeah
banging kids
kids and they made it seem like it was okay and that was the thing and you
bought into it um
we're getting off track here oh man it's great um well i'm