Name: Bill Burr Tells Off Kevin Hart to His Face
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Tells Off Kevin Hart to His Face' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-17. Transcript available.

You've called me since 2003.
You shut up, Bill. People don't know that.
This is Bill Burr, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey, I'm Bill Burr.
Now, Kevin Hart was somebody that I thought I was friends with,
but I realized quickly that he just needed a spot at Dangerfields.
And then he booked a pilot, and I don't think I'd talk to him again.
I had, like, kids, and I didn't hear from you.
Bill Burr, ladies and gentlemen.
We're getting into the mind of Bill Burr.
Bill was late for his own podcast.
Bill, are you ready for this?
This is the best part that I think, this is what's mind-blowing that people are
going to love.
Bill Burr.
Do you have your own name on your fucking sweatshirt?
Well, outside of that, I mean, I don't know why you don't.
When are you going to stop branding, Kev? We know who you are.
Just in case you didn't, Bill, I wore a shirt to remind you.
What's the big fucking deal, man?
All right? It's just a hoodie with Kevin Hart.
I hand out hoodies to homeless people because I care about downtown L.A.
Go see Jumanji Part 19.
The studio system has ruined you.
Bill, Bill is not angry, first of all, to our listeners.
Bill is not an angry person.
Bill is a very happy person.
Bill is a married man.
He's a father now.
Congrats on that, Bill, by the way.
I got two kids.
I had another one.
I was going to call you, but I knew you wouldn't return the call.
No.
I don't think my last movie did well enough to have you send over your little
Heart of the City fruit basket, you piece of shit.
What are you talking about?
I would have sent you a bottle of heart wine from the vineyard.
What are you talking about, man?
I told you.
It would have got there.
Bill.
I love the vineyard.
Can we tell the people, Bill, that you and I...
Do a little ask out there and stomp on the grapes?
Yeah, I do.
So fuck off.
I do.
Bill and I did a pilot, ladies and gentlemen.
We did a pilot for Comedy Central.
That was called Heart of the Shitty, and it wasn't picked up.
Yeah, this is...
Yes, let me clear this up.
This is before I got big.
This is before I got big.
Bill and I did a show.
It was.
You were like...
It was right before...
No, you were already starting to blow up.
And I remember there was a moment where we were actually going to tour together.
We were going to do a black and white tour, because I was almost ready to go to
theaters.
You were just starting to go into theaters, and then a week later, you went to
arenas.
And that's when you stopped calling me.
No.
That's when it was, Kev.
I stopped calling you after the show got...
After the show didn't get picked up, because I felt like you fucked me.
I said that...
I said, Bill, bro, fuck me.
You want to go around to the clubs until four in the morning, and then showing
up thinking
you're going to Eddie Murphy your way through it and start improvising?
You took that whole thing down with you.
I'm still bitter about it.
Bill, I would love it if we could get our hands...
You don't need to get screwed over by Viacom.
Do you think...
I'm willing to bet you, Bill, I can probably get my hands on that pilot.
I'm willing to bet you I can, man.
I would love to get my hands on that fucking pilot, just for you and I, because
we can't
show it.
We can't do shit with it.
How much fun was it?
I'm fucking around, but Bruce McCullough, you and me, too.
That was so much goddamn fun.
I will say this, man.
Bill Burr, for those who do not know it, lately, as of late, I mean, Bill, you're
just, you're
popping up all over the place as far as acting.
But the Staten Island movie, what's his name?
Pete Davidson.
What's the title of it, Bill?
I don't know.
It was called Jumanji Part...
It wasn't called Jumanji.
That's my movie.
What the fuck was it called, man?
Get Hard.
That's another one of my movies, Bill.
The King of Staten Island.
Soul Plane.
Fuck off.
Those are my movies, man.
God damn it.
He said United Airlines.
What was it called, Bill?
It's called The King of Staten Island.