Name: King Tuff (Ep 236)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'King Tuff (Ep 236)' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'King Tuff (Ep 236)' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-26. Transcript available.

King Tuff (Ep 236)

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I like having fun.
I like to laugh.
I like to meet people who can make me laugh.
I like having fun.
Yes, I like to laugh.
I like having fun to meet people who laugh.
Good morning everybody good morning happy home day it's Wednesday folks let's
try your calendar is not broken it is Wednesday the 25th
of the month of January 2023 here coming to you live from Glendale California
it's cold out should I be doing this every week my David Lynch impression cold
air and clear skies clear skies sometimes I have it sometimes I don't we got DJ
Doug Pound behind me to my right to your left good horny and Mr. Victor Berger
with the Woody Allen cap
what's up everybody he's loving it who I am what are they serving at McDonald's
in terms of beverages this is unsweetened iced tea not bad
I found an interesting uh I forgot I had it on I was enjoying so much back
adjusted to the time zone
hello feeling good feeling great um I wasn't gonna bring this up
uh oh but last night
I'll tell you something folks I like to create a little drama a little mystery
and then I'll introduce you
that's right folks
we have guests in studio they are off camera
and they do not want to be here
now I do want to get to my guests but I do want to share I don't want to lose
my train of thought on this because otherwise I'm going to forget
but this is so serious because
oh I had the reverb on the whole time now I have it on again
I have news for you
imagine this disappointment you're going to get it's coming
the disappointment is this
quiet
what is happening
the disappointment is this
I was making dinner last night a meatloaf a turkey meatloaf
from a recipe I found online
tune is good
I hadn't made meatloaf in a while so I was following the recipe and it called
for a
sauce a glaze
folks
a glaze on top of the meatloaf that you apply about 20 minutes before
completion so you get a nice
nice caramelization the caramelization the crisp
on the top
see
there's the deal
so I'm making this sauce that this is recommended
normally when I was a kid we just did ketchup on top right Vic
yeah a little ketchup that's it
a little ketchup and a little Worcestershire sauce
a little cheese
uh-huh
so I make the sauce that this recipe
commands me to make
advises me to make
and now we got ourselves not just ketchup
but about a tablespoon of mustard
and a tablespoon of honey
right
squirt that up
mix that down
apply
to the top of that meatloaf
ladies and gentlemen
I'm eating this shit
I go hang on
this is mcdonald's sweet and sour sauce
I cracked the code
you want that mcdonald's sweet and sour sauce
gone
I'm taking back
half cup ketchup
hands
I don't know fucking cunts
my hunts
fuck hunts
and a half cup
ketchup
tablespoon of mustard
yellow mustard
french's mustard
oui oui
and then
tablespoon of honey
holy mackerel
as my dad would say
that's just
that's what sweet and sour sauce is
of course it is right
sweet and sour
yeah
of course they're probably not using honey
they're probably using some kind of
they're not taking that
and mixing it together
home sip
nope
that was unbelievable
wow
and people liked it
like everyone was like
everybody was thrilled
the kids ate it
wow that's important
kids liked it
everybody liked it
congrats Tim
well I do like bacon
what a start
a week
I'm telling you
two minutes before the show
I go I don't
I don't have nothing
I don't got nothing to talk about
might as well bring up the meatloaf again
crispy in the milk
tuna's good
but let me now introduce our guests
thank you for your patience
and this is exciting to have
King
Tough
he's here
great legendary musician
he's joined by Ruth Garbus
Ruth Garbus is here
wow
hello
Kyle
I call you Kyle
I'm not calling you
sure
Kyle's here
Kyle's gonna play a song for us
with Ruth
later
who's gonna be joining
and I'm gonna sit in
oh yeah
mm-hmm
little Richard Manuel style
piano playing
you know
oh yeah
well it is a pleasure to have you
this is not the first time we met
of course
no
we were in the bass circle together
the bass circle
this is going back
how many years now
2018 maybe
I'm not sure when that's from
19
so why not try the same thing
2019
in 2019
1988
uh
yes
do we have a little clip of that
Matt
look how star-studded
you got Jim James
my morning jacket
I'm gonna call him out as we see him
and we got
uh
back to Marco
oh yeah
we got King Tough
we got Tim Heidecker
we got Jason Schwartzman up there
and who else do we have
is that it
and there's Beck
Grovin
Beck
and Jenny Lewis
why didn't Beck grab the bass
he's great in the cutaways here though
this was a um
something like a three
four hour
live telethon
we did
that's a good
that's great
that should be a reaction
that should be a gif
or something right
an animated gif
there's more of them
KT do you remember
KT do you remember
what you were playing
or what you were
that's actually
uh
Jason Schwartzman's
uh
eight string bass
oh my god
and forever
a beetle maniac
Jason Schwartzman
uh
with the
with the Hoffner
uh
paying respect
to Paul McCat
and then
you
someone pointed this out
in the chat
on this
I go
I am so comedically
evolved
that I know
when the bit's done
you know
I know
I know
when we got it
but some people
keep playing
they don't
follow my lead
oh
they
I think
that kind of
makes it more funny
yes
oh
why not
keep playing
you know what
and matter of fact
then Beck is feeling
okay
we're done
this has gone on
long enough
this was an idea
hatched by Eric
de Tornicola
the whole thing
is pretty wild
you got Jeff Goldblum
coming by
oh my god
remember that
he called me king
and I actually liked it
when he called me king
king
I was like
Jeff
you're the only person
that can call me that
king tough
wow
you play
you play instruments
oh
I'd like to hear
your music
now Ruth said
it's not a bass circle
because we're not
facing each other
and she said
in a drum circle
you have to be
facing each other
I feel like it's an unspoken rule
that you have to face each other
in a drum circle
Ruth I wish you were there
to give us that note
nothing more
it would be great
to see in the backs
of you guys
that was a crazy weekend
because I was
supervising that whole affair
and hosting it
but it wasn't
Eric Nictornicola
was directing it
it was for Jenny Lewis' album
at the time
On The Line
and it was a fundraiser
it was for a good cause
and
but I had to fly in that day
from this other thing
I was doing
it was one of these
madcap days
it was winter time
so it was like
am I going to get there on time
and then rolled in
I had no idea
what was going on
and we just riffed it
it's Hollywood
that's how we do it
what do we got
flew in from Miami
Beach by USC
didn't get to bed last night
all the way
the paperback was on my knees
I said
oh I had a dreadful flight
I'm back in the USSR
yes I am
back in the USSR
boy
I'm back in the USSR
well these ghost girls
really like me out
they leave the west behind
and my scope girls
made me scream and shout
and Jojo's always on my
my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
my, my, my, my, my, my
my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
oh, show me
when I'm poking out
the way down the south
came into your butt ass home
let me hear you
play the bass
sing it in the air
I used to get that phone
I'm buying you
as a song
wah, wah, wah
I'm buying you as a song
I'm buying you as a song
the, the, uh
the rehearsals paid off
we got that SIR stage yesterday
and just ran it
ran that shit into the ground
but it still felt loose
it's gotta keep it loose
yeah
oh boy
do we have to do any more show
or does that feel good?
just keep going
what other songs do you know?
Helter Skelter
hey, how about
how about that
we got our first
Jojo name check
in a Beatles song
oh
it's true
and then he comes back
on Jojo
in, uh
in Get Back
it's true
alright Jojo
right
what
he goes
alright Jojo
before the solo
before the solo
isn't it?
in this song
back in the USSR
he sings about Jojo
oh
right
it's true
and also in the
in the movie
when he's like
when it shows him
kind of writing
yeah
uh
Get Back
at one point
he says Jojo Pepper
oh my god
it's like a weird combo
I like the Beatles
or Sergeant Pepper
is Jojo
yeah
there's a
there's a
there's a Beatles
extended universe
that we could
that we could do
all kinds of stuff
with you got
Billy Shears
yeah
that's Billy Shears
doing these days
yeah
and then you also
have this paperback
on his lap
so it could be
that paperback
from Paperback Writer
I like this line
in Paperback Writer
think about this
he says
he's writing
the story of the song
is he's writing
he's trying to sell a book
he wants to be
a paperback writer
but he says
it's based on a novel
by a man named Lear
and you're like
let's see
your book is based
on another book
plagiarism
yeah
it's plagiarism
did you just adapt
another book
that's not how it works
poll
well maybe that
first book was
non-fiction
good
aha
aha
aha
all right
let's take a zoomer
just to kick this show
off in style
Sheena
Sheena the punk rocker
get in here
this is Sheena
Sheena
Sheena's got a beard
beard cover
Sheena
Sheena be a man
Sheena
Sheena
Sheena
be a man
so I know I knew
it's musical today
it's because King Tuff
so I know I knew
we hear you
cool what's up guys
how you doing
all right
what's going on
with the beer
were you working
at Jack in the Box
yeah we're at a brewery
it looks like Breaking Bad
in here
I think I know that guy
got some red floors
got some conicals
we're canning some kombucha
excuse me
Sheena do you know
King Tuff
personally
I actually
a little bit
he used to work
at the pizza place
which one
well first
the one in like
Amherst
and then
and then in
and then in New York
and then the one
in New York there
thanks Kyle
you remember me
it's good to see you
on Bedford Avenue
there
what kind of show
is this
it's like
the caller
didn't even know
I freaking know
everyone man
what's going on
I wanted to say
hi guys
I'm a big fan
of Feathers
I wanted to chat
with you all
about Feathers
for a second
oh yeah
well
I'll bring it back
go ahead
what do you want
to know about
it's a record
that came out
me and Ruth
had a band
called Feathers
oh okay
back in like
2005
2006
era
yeah
freak folk
you might call it
yeah
yeah
I think I recognize
you too
that's crazy
is this like
a stalker of yours
that's been to every show
yeah
I was a super fan
this is some live stalking
well
I wanted to
I wanted to see
if Kyle and Ruth
would help me out
I wanted to turn
Tim and the
Office Hours
community on
to two
Brattleboro adjacent
artists
Kurt Wiseman
who was in Feathers
and an LA artist
The Lentils
who are amazing
and they're in LA
and I wanted to
to kind of
see if
Ruth and Kyle
can add
about
Brattleboro music scene
and
tell me about
Brattleboro
where are we
we're in Vermont
southern Vermont
southern tip of Vermont
the very
bottom
southeast corner
it like
Massachusetts
and New Hampshire
right
right there
right
it's about
12,000 people
okay
actually I have
it's got two
here
all right
look at that
he's got
the whole
that's helpful
he's got the whole
New England there
wow
that's amazing
never need to open
a map again
look at that
kind of
around there
right in the bottom
yeah right in that
bottom little
right corner there
you know
just a lot of
university town
no
just a lot of
old hippies
and
like a Woodstock scene
there used to be
there used to be a college
but it closed recently
a really strange
like rural college
called Marlboro
but that's no longer
there
there's a good music
scene there
sounds like it
and then
the wise
her partner
Chris Wiseman
and his brother
Kurt Wiseman
they're both
yeah
you should
check them out
here's some
synchronicity
I think
Rick Alverson
who was here
last week
famous director
and friend
and has a band
his brother-in-law
has a big
recording studio
outside of
Guilford Sound
I recorded there
yeah
my last album
yeah
Guilford Sound
you're talking about
it's like on a big
it's beautiful
the Pixies
just recorded there
Dave Snyder
yeah
how do I get in there
dude
you should
you can get in there
just go
just
yeah
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