Name: John Early, Marc Summers, Margo Price (Ep 238)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'John Early, Marc Summers, Margo Price (Ep 238)' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-10. Transcript available.

John Early, Marc Summers, Margo Price (Ep 238)

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Pound good horny and mr. Dick to burber none of our guests today more summers
hey can I introduce
the guests oh yeah sure I have a new catchphrase you turn the music down real
quick oh yeah sure
Nickelodeon Nickelodeon to Captain Carlin West everybody Luke Luke I do not
treat you as you are
the early seasons of Gilligan's Island where it was and the rest for a farmers
daughter what's her
name Marianne and the doctor didn't have time some of the lyricists must be
like I could cram in these
names if you want instead of and the rest go back we need to book another hour
in the studio so yes on
the show today we've got from work and Mindy Mork summer no sorry Mark Mark
Mark Summers
Mark Summers from my childhood and you turn on the damn Food Network goddamn
guys on there for 24/7 he's
like the wolf blitzer of the Food Network they cook it up slime mm-hmm bright
and green and worldwide country
music sensation top artist of the year top artist of the year Margo price you're
coming in to perform one of her
number one smash singles that's top of the pops folks and a little bit of
business here before we get into the
the main show I'm mom I'm jazzed today right am I talking too fast I took
cocaine this morning
smoked it never smoke it I never tried smoking yeah yeah you put on the tinfoil
I have a I got a pipe you
just put on the pipe it's a rock it's like a little rock I like to smoke guns
my tobacco on the tinfoil tea
okay kind of put a little put it in front of it yeah a little pipe normally I'd
put some weed in that
but I put a little rock cocaine rock in there where'd you get yours at cocaine
yeah dark web or what do you
got you got a guy it's a club cigarette thank you bill I just had a second cup
of joe might as well
got a live show today going two hours but if you're not watching live please
join us at patreon.com slash
office hours live and you'll find the second half of the show and so much more
so much great gifts we
provide I want to give a on a very serious note we today's superchats are all
going to the uh come on
Matt we don't know the pronoun we just read it it's it's basically earthquake
turkey basma and
zaytuna thank you basically basically going to the terrible unimaginable uncomprehendable
um uncomprehensible thank you incomprehensible incomprehensible major
earthquake that happened
in uh Syria and turkey you understand what I'm saying no would you please but
listen send us your
money and we will send it to this organization and we'll match we'll match it
there you go well don't
send too much no it's within reason uh it's awful I heard this woman on CN on
uh NPR this morning it
just killed me it just killed me so terrible what's happening there I can't I
can't comprehend the
numbers it's it's too much but we can do something we can all get together as a
family here and do our
best to help and um and so please do that uh what else we have uh other bad
news in the world of music not
that this is the earthquake is in the world of music uh the grammys happened no
um we lost our great
burt mackarack very sad today very bad very bad for everybody favorites I mean
you just can't
overestimate or underestimate what can you do you can't underestimate the
genius of this man the music
raindrops keep falling on my head
friend of the friend of the show of course with uh deon warwick deon yes yes
friends of the friends
say a little prick for me whenever whenever until the day man that guy was a
legend I heard of
another I'm listening to NPR driving my kids to school I get all my news
and they said they're playing um uh what's the what the world needs now is love
sweet love
and this woman goes that's as she as she uh closed her segment on the passing
of Burt Bacharach
Burt Bacharach had a lot of love in his life he was married four times that's a
positive spin I know
it's just you know a lot of heartbreak too maybe yeah I don't know I can't
imagine I mean I'm married
once you have been married twice easy now it was a four it was a four at once
though but four seems
bang can you imagine going through four marriages like I guess I'm going like I
haven't been through
one so after two maybe you just give up this guy's 94 I mean that's a long life
you know at 94 you
got to probably rack up four I hope to someday get to four well we miss him
never got him on the show
isn't that a shame uh some of these Mormons go through like 38 marriages t well
let's say uh hello to
somebody out there in the world we can quickly say hello and good morning to
you I know we have lots
to get to today come on in somebody's here is that our new zoom doorbell yeah
is that our latest no
it's in the studio somebody's in that day somebody's in the house oh wait a
minute surprise guest oh my
god he's gonna break stuff what are you doing ow stop it keep him away from me
get out of here all right
sit down tim jesus
ow
why are you slapping everybody oh what what is what's the matter well i don't
know
are you all right no keep flying in here look at the dog is running away it's
never i've just had
a really tough year so what it's only february calm down what's the problem i
don't know
um hey guys you are on tour i thought you're on i saw you're on tour yeah that's
the problem why are
you here i don't well we did it we did a kind of a rough show at the casbah uh-huh
in the car it was
actually such a great show but it was but um says you if anybody's at the casbah
call in to confirm
yeah yeah actually truly call it yeah um no it was good it was a kind of a
rough you know pass at it and
then work at work this sunday we're going to be in l.a and then we're going up
to vancouver
and then you've heard it here first seattle right and portland and san francisco
so you have
not announced the seattle show is that what you're saying um i'm sorry yeah i
fucked up there i loved
you i love you but i love excited i love that um you're if you're not following
john early on instagram
it is worth the money i don't know charge he uh yeah this and i just felt for
you because i've
been in this situation so many times you book these shows everyone's very
excited it settles out
and then they're like we gotta out at a late show and then then it stalls
so you're like well i just everybody's coming to that first show are the only
people that are coming
to this show they've got the tickets i know and it's all up to us there's no
advertising industry
anymore no there's no promotion all up to the individual you just yeah it's it's
so undignified
and then and then the algorithm crushes that stuff because they don't want to
you promoting they just want your pictures of the of what you had for lunch
john just watching my
algorithms get the likes on twitter have been really really so go see john
early please i'm serious you
guys this is confusing though don't don't go to go see the john early late show
which is cute that is
cute actually maybe i could work that into some of the promo materials how late
is it ten it's not
too bad my fans don't have jobs easy now okay that's why they can't afford
tickets are expensive though
three thousand dollars i understand now you're like bruce what do you think you're
bruce springsteen
we are you um sticking around uh yeah you're not able to go well i'm not going
to be here the whole
time but but the first hour okay uh you know there's mark summers i i heard you
gotta stick in for
that how did you guys uh land that he's you pay baby you pay 10 g's 10 g's to
have mark summers on
the show wow no i don't know he's got a new show out and we are the top
promotional uh we're like go it's
like doing carson that's why i'm here it's like doing rogan yeah and then you
do us that's what
margot she was calling last night she's nashville you know marco yeah so you
should you should at
least interface is she gonna be here in person or yeah she's gonna be here in
person yeah she's gonna
play a song major second half she'll play oh my god and i just have bad news
for the zoomers boy do
i love you but how the hell am i going to take one of your calls today is my
question let's take one quick
just so i can say see this we have to keep moving oh wait is my enemy uh danielle
is wrong my number
one enemy on the on the baby is that we got a baby oh really is this the baby
oh yes this is my adventure
i have my prediction yeah this baby look i made him a shirt me when he's older
i just know it hey you son of a bitch you stay away from me you hear me
look at him what's his name again this was lucy yeah lucy as in lucifer lucy
god damn john really doesn't even put his damn headphones on he hasn't been
hearing what we've been
doing behind i know i didn't hear anything that's the way it should be how are
you little lucy yes it's me
oh yep you look don't you look at me like that you son of a i love you daddy
wow you say hi
oh i love my enemy look at that beautiful baby matt this is how we get ratings
now all right thank you goodbye i'll see you in my uh worst nightmares when you're
23 years old look at
him her oh no well that's what i can't remember it's a boy right it's a boy
named lucy it's a boy
a cool name for a netflix animated show oh look at look at lucy
we love it you got some explaining to do
now i want to bring something up with you john yeah
last time uh you saw we saw each other together i guess
is um on the tom sharpling show that i guested you and claudia came in we did a
very controversial
episode where we talked about the worst beatles songs and i knew this going in
that you did not
know much about the fab four you were a little in the dark which is a sound
effect
you didn't know yeah no i didn't know anything i did i knew the hits you know
my family had the number
ones album of course you know it was playing every starbucks in my childhood
yes and then but you're
intrigued by our conversation i was you guys were talking about it with such
eloquence and passion and
and um i don't know it just it shook something up in me and most of all i just
wanted to be included
yeah you know you wouldn't be in the gang yeah it was hard but you went in deep
i went in real deep because it was over like the holidays thanksgiving we can
say thanksgiving here
and you got hooked i got i got totally hooked are you still in are you still
there i'll tell you
where i am right now and i've been there for a while and we may have talked
about this but i'm in george
world oh boy i'm in all things must pass i cannot get over you know that album
you know it's way do
you hit this the record after that living in the material world yeah i almost
like it more interesting
that sounds like you're taking a position sweetie yeah i love records it's very
like it's like it's
well it's not as good as all things must pass god bless but it it has this uh
focus to it it's not
as sprawling it's very it's quieter it's got a little it's not as phil specter
blown out i would
say it's focused and it's probably quality let's keep going let's keep going
move on move on that
that is probably the worst album i hate most paul what is that he's talking
about an album that you
like that is probably the worst album i hate most it's not him it's 100 him
yeah i don't know about
that that's him is it is he whispering it to somebody i don't know i don't know
i'm really
sorry i do that sometimes we wanted to do something special yeah we are going
to do a world premiere and
this is you requested this this see this is the song in my first just like cursory
listen as i was
preparing the thanksgiving meal this was when i was like oh so they're freaks
like i didn't know and
folks i'll tell you something this we won't say what it is this ain't i am the
walrus or some
shit this is exactly exactly this is 