Name: DJ Douggpound's Birthday Celebration w/ Kate Berlant, Pauline & Gary Lussenhop (Ep 242)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'DJ Douggpound's Birthday Celebration w/ Kate Berlant, Pauline & Gary Lussenhop (Ep 242)' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-09.

DJ Douggpound's Birthday Celebration w/ Kate Berlant, Pauline & Gary Lussenhop (Ep 242)

Hey, Heidegger.
Okay, are we live? We're just doing a little...
I don't know what that is.
Just a little pre-show chat.
Good morning, everybody. It's Tim Heidegger coming to you.
This is hour two.
No, just kidding. It's the beginning of the show.
Everybody loves that kind of humor.
Everybody loves raining.
Oh, geez, Beck.
Let's start over.
Let's roll back, everybody.
Good Wednesday to you.
Wednesday, August 14th.
No.
March.
Of course, there's only one date of the year that matters to me.
That's March 8th.
International Women's Day.
Doug Lucenhapp's birthday.
Yee-hoo!
I'm doing a Chicago accent all day in honor of Doug.
Doug Lucenhapp is celebrating his birthday here.
We're not going to do ages, how old he is,
but let me just give you a clue.
He was born in 1963.
Good horning.
1973.
Good morning, Doug.
Congratulations on your terrific day.
Good horning.
Yes, we heard that.
And you're celebrating here with us.
You got a big party coming tonight.
Let's give the address for your party
so that the fans can come and show their respect.
And Victor Burger IV is with me.
He'll finally get his cowboy hat back on.
What sip, everybody?
Let's get cracking.
Victor, Burger, Burger, Burger, Burger, Burger.
Hold on.
Clear the air for his cracking sound.
Fried eggs.
Producer Matt is here.
We've got Wes and Vic.
My brain is fried, man.
I got nothing happening upstairs.
Too much on your mind.
You got a lot on your mind.
Big full house today because in honor of Doug's birthday,
we have the woman.
See, I'm telling you.
It's all falling apart.
The oatmeal is dribbling out of my ears this morning.
I will not be able to complete a sentence, unfortunately.
But the woman.
There's that butthole.
Responsible.
Almost entirely responsible.
There is another person involved, of course, in procreation.
I had to turn off after one minute to prevent brain damage from Tim.
The woman of the hour.
Pauline Lusenhop is here.
In from Denver, Colorado.
Denver, hi, hi.
Blew in for the big day.
Yeah, yeah.
Congratulations to you.
How's everything going?
You got me so good on our last time we had you over Zoom with your routine.
Yeah, I have a new book coming out.
Are we getting right into this?
Oh.
I'll go that later.
Later.
We'll talk about your new book.
The real star of the show.
Go right into it, Mom.
Good.
Go ahead.
I want to hear.
Are you reading or you're putting a book out, you said?
Yeah.
50 Ways to Use Your Spit.
Whoa.
Damn.
Very good.
What are some ways that you use it?
Give me one and we'll move on.
Okay.
Well, you're riding your bike down a path and all of a sudden you get a bug in
your eye.
Okay.
So you stop the bike, take your contact out, you eat the bug, and then you use
your spit
to put your contact back.
Oh, man.
Beautiful.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
That one does not apply to me.
It's okay.
Well, you know, you probably have colics in your hair a lot.
That's another, is that another use?
Yeah.
I do, I do.
Yeah.
Who knows?
I got a haircut the other day, so who knows what it looks like.
Yeah.
Excuse me.
The real star, our A-list talent here today, we always bring A-listers, is the
one and only
the star of stars, Kate Berlant is finally here in the studio.
Finally.
Jesus.
Love it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We are close.
Very close.
For years.
For years.
Been an admirer of yours, and a supporter of yours, I would say.
Huge patron supporter.
Big advocate of you.
Yeah.
And look, it's paid off, because you are soaring right now.
Still no offers, but culturally soaring.
Absolutely in the zeitgeist.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
And I'm proud of you, and it's long, how do you say this the right way?
It's long past due.
Yeah.
And your energy is at a high level, and I'm sorry, I can't wait to see the show.
I know.
If it's still going.
I hope you get to see it.
And I love the attention you get.
I love the, first of all, I see all these great pictures of you now that you're
posting.
The fashion.
Thank you.
Aww.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a new look for you.
It's great.
No, I, it's, it's, I've been very lucky, you know, just with the, with the
press and the
photos.
It's true.
And you have, and the show apparently sounds like it's gone well.
105 sold out shows, if you want me to count.
Yeah.
Cool.
He's stealing it!
In New York City.
I mean, that's the town you want to be selling out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it was, it was great.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm bummed it's over, actually.
Yeah.
Are you okay?
Okay.
Well.
Yeah.
Well.
This keeps falling out of my ear.
It's really annoying.
Yeah.
All right.
It's okay if I fart.
Was it fun to do the show?
Yeah.
Anyway.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see what else we have here.
I'm sorry.
It's a funny.
I feel like you're just...
Can I get this off?
Are you okay?
Sorry.
Wait.
Wait.
Wes, do we have an...
Why?
I don't know.
I feel like it's weird.
Wait, wait.
Time out, time out.
What happened?
I just...
You don't know?
No, I don't know.
You just...
I was asking you about the show.
Turn off.
Turn the stream off.
Can you get on the mic?
Because people want to...
What's the problem?
Oh, right.
This is...
Sorry.
The thing was not in my ear.
No, I'm...
I think you know.
I think you probably...
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
I didn't...
What?
Wait.
Is this...
The fa...
Like, I don't know.
Just right...
Oh, the fashion show.
Pictures?
The fashion photos.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
Yeah, I know.
So I just kind of know.
I know.
I'm just like...
That to you is like...
Whatever.
I'm gonna get...
I think I'm gonna get like a little coffee just to...
I'm gonna...
Right back.
You guys have...
Can I go to the bathroom while she's getting coffee?
I'm so sorry.
I just...
I feel like...
I just was trying to make a nice thing about the...
The picture.
Like, they're very nice pictures.
I don't know.
Okay.
All right.
She's upset because...
I don't know.
She posts a lot on Instagram.
Did you comment on her looks?
I think people don't like that.
I don't know.
I just said...
We can look back on the show and see what I said.
But she got really icy with me right away.
Right?
Move on.
Move on.
Move on.
You don't dwell on it.
You said just move on.
Life's too short to like dwell on...
I know.
Stuff like that.
How else could he use spit?
Um...
You know what?
She could have used that spit.
Did you...
Pauline, did you think I said something out of line?
No.
What would she do with it?
She had a little...
Oh, I can't hear anyway.
So I don't know.
Can we take a call?
Can we take a call?
Did she leave?
Like she left her coat here.
Oh, oh, let's go through it.
Maybe I should try it on.
Can I get a call from somebody?
I can try it on.
Yeah.
I'm just...
I feel terrible.
Kate, if I...
Number six.
Kate, if you're offended by anything I said, I deeply apologize.
She's okay.
You know, she's a woman.
She's got her...
She's got her period.
Hey, easy.
I also...
Yeah.
I should also say, I don't know.
I'm not watching the show, of course.
I'm doing the show.
But...
Doug's dad is here too.
Gary Lussenhop.
He's in the...
He's guest directing today.
Oh, yeah.
He's at the controls.
Matt, do you want to...
Is she still here?
Yeah, let me...
She's in the control room.
So let me check.
We're seeing...
Oh, she came back.
Oh, she's in there.
She's back there.
Does she want to come back in?
I can clear things up.
All right.
Folks, Kate's back.
Sorry.
I'm embarrassed.
Sorry.
I think...
I think we should say a few words about what happened.
I'm just like...
I'm like...
I'm gonna...
You're in a weird place.
Yeah.
Is it your period?
Because that's what Pauline said on the air.
And it does.
I'm about a week away from that, so...
A pre-mentor.
I don't know.
But no.
Yeah.
You know something?
It's a bit!
It's a bit!
It's just...
It's a bit!
It's called a bit, Pauline.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
I'm an actress.
She's doing a routine.
Yeah.
We worked it out.
We worked it out.
Oh, okay.
You think she's really mad because I mentioned some nice pictures?
I didn't know what to think.
I know.
I know.
I am self-conscious about...
I try not to be on Instagram, but when you got those gorgeous photos from these
top publications...
They're fantastic.
Let's find some of those.
My hands are tied.
What am I supposed to do?
I think that's an award-winning bit.
I have to post them.
I think it's an award-winning bit.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
I felt it.
Do you ever feel it?
I actually wanted to go longer in the scene because I felt so...
To act opposite you, such a fine actor, I felt challenged.
It's a rare opportunity.
Yeah, I know.
Challenge.
I felt like I have to really sit into this.
Yeah.
And then I went a couple times in the moment, you're winking, Kate.
You know, you're indicating.
Yes, you pulled back.
A couple times.
And then I went, no, what if you really played this to truth?
What if you really did acting as ultimately an athletic exercise?
This is W Magazine.
Oh, nice.
Look at those.
Yeah, but that's not even the best one.
So you do like talking about...
Go back.
Okay, so that's the headline.
Go back.
We got the previous.
Yep.
We got that.
Okay.
Not my favorite.
Woo-hoo.
Better.
Nice.
Now I'm excited.
There we go.
Oh, wow.
What is this for?
Allure?
Or W?
Allure?
I don't know.
What is Allure?
Sweetie, no.
It's 1984.
Okay.
Is this for Ms Magazine?
It's 2022.
Yeah.
This is W Magazine.
Unbelievable.
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, then you can go to the first one, too, while we're at it.
Number did I say?
1984.
There.
Oh, wow.
Well, let's take a Zoomer and just clear the air.
Gary, can we get a Zoomer, please?
Mom, do you subscribe to Better Homes and Gardens or?
This one?
Yeah, I do.
Young Satan.
I do.
I do.
What about Reader's Digest?
Yeah.
No.
Can we hear me?
We hear you, too.
Just go crazy with this stuff.
They got too liberal.
Yeah.
I draw the line.
Who's there?
He's a mailman?
Yes.
Yep.
Amazing.
Delivering the mail.
You know, I just want to say happy birthday to Doug.
He's used to seeing me disrobed in the shower on Zoom.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
I remember you well.
I've seen him.
Naked postman.
Naked mailman.
Fully clothed right now, out here delivering bills, you know.
Did you witness the great acting bit that Kate and I did?
No, I miss it.
God damn it.
We could do another one.
And let me say something about Doug's birthday, because it is true.
It is his birthday.
That's not a bit.
But we don't want to harp on it.
Nah.
We don't want to harp on it.
You should have seen the meetings we had about this show.
Really?
We have our Tuesday morning, you know, round.
We get on Zoom.
I stayed away, by the way.
I stayed away.
I didn't write a fake ad.
I didn't do a bit.
The amount of like consternation and deliberation Doug went through to decide
whether he wants
to acknowledge his birthday, whether we should not make it a big deal, make it
a big deal.
Should we have it on his day?
The hemming and the hawing over it.
Well, that was months ago.
Still, it was time of my life.
It was part of my life.
Now that it's here, how do you feel about it?
Any different?
Uh, it's fine.
Do you know your birth chart?
Like, do you follow that at all?
Birth chart?
My birth chart is raspberry.
My birth chart is an apple scoodle.
I don't know.
It's Pisces.
That's the general.
Well, this is perfect.
You've never done your whole chart?
Mom, do you remember what time I was born?
You're a astrology person.
Just barely.
Barely.
Somebody asked me what time I was born once.
Yeah, exactly.
Do you know what time Doug was born?
Let's bring it up.
Do you know?
Come on.
Do you have it in your iCal?
I, I, he was supposed to be born at one time.
Hershey was, he was about two weeks late.
Is that our Zoomer?
I was two weeks late.
I'm going to say he was probably born around nine o'clock in the morning.
Nice.
What?
Nice.
The cup of coffee in his hand.
Yeah.
Late for work.
What, what's it?
What city?
Cause we could do your birth chart right now.
He was born in LaGrange, Illinois.
Okay.
Here we go.
What is he in?
ZZ Top?
Yeah.
I don't know who he is.
There he is.
ZZ.
All right.
This guy's showing off his bald head.
I don't want to see that.
Let's get somebo