Name: Tenacious D "The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage" (Live)
Uploaded: 2023-06-06T12:00:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tenacious D "The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage" (Live)' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tenacious D "The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage" (Live)' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-06. Transcript available.

you know what i was thinking do not take one guess what i think we should do
blues and a no you're saying just jam oh oh yeah just because it's just you and
me here
yeah we hit him where it where they feel it in the heart the pounding the ballad
yeah hollywood
jack and the rage cage this is exciting doing the ballad but for all of y'all
uh patroners
out there that don't know who we are we are a band called tenacious d over
there that's kyle gas
aka the rage cage i'm jables also known as hollywood jack and this is the ballad
of hollywood jack
and the rage cage
this is the ballad of hollywood jack and the rage cage
nothing could stop when jables and rage hit the stage then hollywood jack hit
the big time and went to make
movies
and he grumbled and growled and watched hollywood jack on jay leonor
he bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from cage he burnt up the
photos of jables and cage doing mushrooms
fuck him i don't need no hollywood jack so hollywood jack lived up high on a
hill in a bubble
and he looked at the ground and he looked on the stage the lava was bubbling
and broiling inside the old cage
and hollywood jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
he watched as his indie credentials flew right out of the door
he'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
he'd scream cage he's called and he'd party with zha zha gabor
no one respected him they just rejected him no one would represent cage
left on the streets of his dreams he would cry in his rage for the stage
and hollywood jack on jay leonor
and hollywood jack on jay leonor
and hollywood jack on jay leonor
and hollywood jack on jay leonor
and hollywood jack on jay leonor
and hollywood jack on jay leonor
and hollywood jack on jay leonor
and hollywood jack on jay leonor
and hollywood jack on jay leonor
and hollywood jack on jay leonor
and hollywood jack on jay leonor
and hollywood jack got a message that cage was in trouble
they took cage away cause he had gone completely insane
so hollywood jack jumped upon a jet plane
and flew all that night through the rain
to be with his friend and see what remained of his brain
yeah hollywood jack told the doctors you've got to retrieve him
you've got the technology use the techniques of your trade
he grabbed their lapels and he screamed
my god you must save him
because the rage cage and i can't you see
we're one and the same
oh the rage cage
oh the rage cage
oh the magic inside that old name
and you know
what you know
when you're gone completely insane
oh the rage cage
oh the rage cage
oh the lion will roar once again
and you know
yes you know
when you're gone completely insane
oh
nothing and no one could harm the old rage cage again
nothing and no one could harm the old rage cage again
nothing and no one could harm the old rage cage again
hollywood jack and the rage cage would ride once again
oh wow oh wow
oh yeah we didn't rehearse okay great sure whatever
- Whatever.