Name: A Tribute to the Late Henry Kissinger
Uploaded: 2023-12-02T13:00:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Tribute to the Late Henry Kissinger' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Tribute to the Late Henry Kissinger' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-02. Transcript available.

Hi, everybody.
We're starting the show on a somber note today because late last night we
learned the
tragic news that Henry Kissinger passed away.
This obviously came as a tremendous shock to us all, and I just want to say
that today
we are going to remember this great patriot as an exemplary hero in American
history.
We send all our love and prayers to Henry's family and can rest easy knowing
that the great
Dr. Kissinger is sitting comfortably at the hand of God.
As you know, Henry loved animals more than he loved human beings, so we're
asking if you're
able to, please consider donating a horse or any large farm animal to the Henry
A. Kissinger
Foundation at 387 5th Avenue, PMB 7, New York, New York, 10019.
We love you, Henry.
Tough day.
We're going to get back.
We're going to just try to have a fun show today, and we'll be back in a minute.
In honor of Dr. Henry Kissinger, we've prepared a little routine.
Okay.
This is a little routine.
And Vic, can we have a little music?
Did you hear about Henry Kissinger?
Who?
Kissinger.
Kissing who?
Kissinger.
Who's her?
I'm talking about the former Secretary of State.
Madeleine Albright?
Well, I'm sure she must have had some dark days, but that's beside the point.
I'm talking about Henry Kissinger.
Wait, whose Secretary of State was he?
Nick's son.
Nick who?
Who's Nick?
You tell me!
Now, listen close before I whack you.
Henry Kissinger was the Secretary of State for Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.
Naturally, he left office when the country voted Carter.
Carter where?
Are we talking about the same lady Henry was kissing?
I'm talking about Henry Kissinger.
Oh, the war criminal.
What happened to him?
He died.
Oh, good.
Thank you.
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