Name: DJ Douggpound IN THE MIX on Office Hours Live
Uploaded: 2024-06-04T18:45:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'DJ Douggpound IN THE MIX on Office Hours Live' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'DJ Douggpound IN THE MIX on Office Hours Live' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-04. Transcript available.

I present to you, DJ Doug Pound.
Hello, my name is DJ Doug Pound.
I'm a DJ, and I hope you like my beats.
DJ Doug Pound.
Hi, my name is Doug, and I sleep in an open-faced bunk bed.
COVID-19!
That's the remix.
So I got these people in my neighborhood, they put up these signs, they say,
please clean up your dog poo.
You seen these things, Vic?
Have?
Yeah, I wanted to do something different, so I put up a sign that says,
please clean up your dog piss.
I wanted to see how they would figure that out.
I got a question.
What's up with cow tipping?
You know this cow tipping?
I mean, what are we supposed to do?
1%?
2%?
I just go half and half.
You know this Dave's Killer Bread?
Have you guys seen this Dave's Killer Bread?
I thought this guy, Dave, murdered someone.
That was the rumor going around.
I looked it up, and that's not the case.
He's actually a registered sex offender.
And his bread was called Dave's Pedo Bread.
He had to change it to Killer.
That seemed a little nicer.
Sales went up once he changed that.
I hope you like, I hope you like, my joke, my joke.
I hope you like, my joke.
My librarian's pronouns are.
I have a baby off-board sticker on my car.
So people know they can just crash into me.
I hope you like, my joke.
We just flew back from Europe,
and they were showing Mamma Mia 2 on the plane.
I didn't like it.
So I walked out.
I hope you like, my joke.
I've been camping a lot.
I've been camping a lot.
I got this Yeti camp toilet.
It keeps your turds warm for five days.
I also got the, I got a bidet recently, you know,
I got the, with the SodaStream attachment.
It really helps with the dingles.
The dingleberries.
You know this Jane Goodall?
People like this Jane Goodall, right?
No one talks about her arch nemesis, Jane Fuckall.
Splish, splash, I was taking a shit.
Okay, what else is, I had, the other day I was at home,
and my house was shaking.
I thought, oh boy, there's an earthquake.
But I forgot I left my doorbell on vibrate.
I got this punching bag, and I had it out in the backyard.
I was punching at it, punching at it.
My neighbor said it was too loud, so I got a strangle bag.
It still works.
DJ.
In the mix.