Name: Hannah Einbinder, Swamp Dogg, Sarah Squirm, Eric Wareheim, Phil Braun, Jim McKenzie (OH+300)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hannah Einbinder, Swamp Dogg, Sarah Squirm, Eric Wareheim, Phil Braun, Jim McKenzie (OH+300)' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-02.

Hannah Einbinder, Swamp Dogg, Sarah Squirm, Eric Wareheim, Phil Braun, Jim McKenzie (OH+300)

You guys on Office Hours are more handsome than me.
Captain Carlin should step down from Office Hours if he doesn't get his shit
together.
Laughing is for fools, do not join Office Hours Patreon.
-Epstein Island is like Sesame Street compared to what I've got cooking.
I love to drink piss smoothies every night.
-We need some humor.
-I do not push poo out of my butt. I have it surgically removed once a week,
once a week, once a week, once a week.
-Aggressive humor. It's not funny anymore.
-If Tim keeps acting in indie movies, I will have to watch Howie Mandel podcast
instead.
And a podcast instead. And a podcast instead. And a podcast.
-Bowie. David Bowie.
-One, two, three, it's fun to pee on some brie with Barbie in a doo-doo tree.
Feel me? Feel me? Feel me? Feel me? Feel me?
-I like to polish my eyes with barb wax on my yachts.
-Anyone who does not support Office Hours Patreon should be drowned in piss.
Be drowned in piss
Have I go to the gym?
I am, I am gay
I like having fun, I like to laugh
I like to meet people who can make me laugh
I like having fun, yes I like having fun
I love that!
There he is, we're in the right
Give me an A-flat, A-flat now
I'm gonna give, I'm gonna give, I'm gonna give
A-flat
Harmonized, three-part harmony begin, barbershop style
Hey, everybody welcome, I'm back
I'm back
I'm back
I'm back
Right, give it to me
I'm back
We've done this before
I'm back
Let me see if I can get the note
Wait, don't play it yet
Let me see if I can get
I'm back
No
I'm back
Give it to me
I want my baby baby
Baby baby
All right, listen folks, it's a big show
We started late because of course we did
I'm back
Because it's a mess over here, it's crazy
Spit in my mouth
Oh, that's way higher
I'm back
I'm back
I stopped there with Maserati
I'm back
You know, I saw this show when I was in high school, Jesus Christ Superstar
I saw a local sort of dinner theater production of Jesus Christ Superstar
One of my favorite shows of all time, okay
And if you know that show, it's rock music
And Judas and Jesus in particular have some hard songs to sing
And when it's cooking on that record or a Broadway production of this show
You've got to get a theater actor there that can fucking sing like Steven Tyler
Or any of Robert Plant or these people
Because, you know, you've got, what's the, give me one of those songs
Tim, I have a bunch of Jesus Christ Superstar drops
Where they go why, they say why really high
Whoa, a compilation of All the Wives
Yes, yes
What's the, what's the best, tell me what's the best, tell me what's the best,
tell me what's the best
Like, you've got to do that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And this poor guy doing the show was, what's the best
Like, he had to go full falsetto for all, like half the show
Judas, he's Judas in my book
For real
And the band was also a keyboard player, drummer, and a guitar player
And that was it, it was like Ben Folds 5 up there
What's, what's Andrew Lloyd's Weber deal, Weber's deal, because he wrote that,
right
He was like a, was he like in rock bands and stuff, how did he get into
Let's look into that on the next episode 301
I'm curious to investigate this guy
Nobody gets, I thought you might know
All right
Welcome to episode 300, we have so much plan
Keynote, keynote
We have so much planned for you, first of all, let's welcome our, my co-hosts
Yeah, that's right
Good horning
And Victor, the burger of the four
What's up, everybody
I want to thank, and Captain Carlin's back there
Hello
And I will introduce our special in-studio guest in a moment, so just chill
Just chill
Thank you for your patience, I apologize for my absence
It's been a long couple of, I don't know, been two months almost
Just got back
Happy to be here
Thank you to Bobcat Golt-waite
Wait, what's it?
Golt-waite
Golt-waite
Golt-waite
Bobcat hosted for me, Tom Kenny was in here, I couldn't believe that
Yeah
Punchbowl himself
From what I saw of the show, it seemed like it went pretty well
Unbelievable
When I am on, I'm watching it several times
Do you all really believe this?
And also, I'll discuss Phil Braun hosted last week
The word thank you is not coming to mind
But I did want to acknowledge he did host
And I will be talking about him later in the show
And I have some words for him
So we'll address that later
Later in the show, we have the music from Swamp Dog
He asked me to introduce him that way
Oh, wow
Yeah
And pits are drenched
We have drenched pits, ladies and gentlemen, in honor of episode 300
They've never been dry on this show, but they've never been wetter
On this day, the 300th episode of this show
How many years does that make it?
Do we have a year count?
Six years?
Eight
Eight years
Eight years
Whoa, Jesus
Eight years
Wet pits
But no, in studio right now
We're going to get some phone calls from people
Some videos from people
We're going to take your Zoom calls
And your phone calls
And we have special messages from special guests
I like that
You like me?
I like that
You like who I am?
That raised brow
Well, I was going to wear my glasses like I usually do
Because I need it for reading
But now look
I look like I'm in falling down
With this haircut
But I love this haircut though
Because swimming
Have you swum with short hair?
No
It's a whole new scene
No, in studio
Someone I produce
Oh, look at that
Yeah, look
Give me a tie
Tie with short sleeves
You know what?
I'm in the mood to do some of that shit, by the way
You give me an Uzi
You'll see what happens
Look how dry his pits are
When he's out in the sun like that
Well, that's a white shirt
See, that's what I need to do
Is get a white shirt
No, here in studio with us
I've been making eye contact with her
For a while
And you've been patient
And understanding of the process
And the format
Hannah, one binder
Einbinder
All respect to the format, gentlemen
Thanks for having me
Listen, this is exciting
To have you in here
From the hacks
Speaking of hacks
Doug Lussenhop
Come on, has anyone ever made that kind of joke?
No, I don't think so
I'm a little disappointed
I'll be frank with you
Go ahead
I saw a clip of you on this Bo and Yang podcast
Yeah?
Uh-oh
And you were moved to tears
About how excited you were to be there
And now you're just like
Happy to be here
Dry as a bone, yeah
So
Well, I just
I guess my question would be
Are any of y'all gay or
Probably not
Well, let's watch this
Hannah Einbinder
Are you already bursting out?
I'm crying
Tell me
And now nothing from you
Thank you
Oh my god
You guys, if any
Like, even if one of you was like
Bye
I would probably cry
But like, you know
You understand
I've had sex with men
Oh, okay
Doesn't make me gay
Sure, sure
You're clearly gay
Okay, then I could probably get something working
Towards the second half
Gay men are my dear
Well, let me just say
Just get the plugs out of the way
The special is out on Max
That's right
It's called
Everything Must Go
I should have brought the hat down
I have a hat
You got the hat
I was at the premiere
Because guess what, folks
Guess who executive produced it?
Timmy
Timmy H
I was in the trenches
On this sucker
Hey guys
Tim was actually gripping
He gripped the special as well
I was gripping
I was doing cost reports
Yeah, 100%
No, we're happy to
Directed by Sandy Honig
Honig
Honig
Well, you should try to
Ask me how to say
Your co-star
Ask me how to say
Your co-star
On Hacks
Meg Blank
How do you say
Meg Blank?
No, I can't
Meg Statler
Stalter
See, I can't
People make fun of me
I love her to death
Statler
Statler
Stalter
See?
Stalter
Stalter
Stalter
Stal
Stalter
Yeah
You got it
There it is
There it is
Now let me say
Yeah, go ahead
This is not your just usual
Night at the Improv
Stand-up special
This is something special
This is actually a special
Thanks, Tim
This is actually special
Thank you, Tim
Well, isn't that special?
It's beautiful
Oh, thanks
From Sandy
Yeah
Thank you, Tim
And you had something to do
With that, too, I assume
That's right
It was a collab
You know it
You know it
All right
Who wrote the material?
That was me
That was me on my own
Yeah
Really?
Wow
I'll be Jiminy Glick
Yeah
You wrote all that?
Ellen did some punch-up for me
But that's kind of
We didn't credit her
Ellen DeGeneres?
Yeah
Ellen did some punch-up for me
It was very generous
Yeah
Ellen DeGeneres is back out there
Yeah
Have you seen her new material?
You know it
Because I thought she was going to Largo and everything
You better believe me
Were you on that show?
Were you on one of those bills?
No
I was, of course, joking, folks
I have no association
But I did go because I was curious to see
You have no ill will towards Ellen?
Do you have issues?
Look
Are you one of those
Are you going to bite your tongue?
Are we going to spill the tea?
Well, I will say
The hour as it stands
She's not, like, owning up to any of the stuff
Interesting
Okay, good
I'm glad to know
Great, solid jokes in there
But no owning up to
The wrongdoing, I will say
Hmm
So
Okay, that's a demerit
Yeah
Yeah
We're going to start giving demerits
Vic
How are you?
Me?
You should give merits
Instead of the demerit
Sure
Tim just gave me a couple merits up top
Right away
That was nice
Yeah, but we don't get them
You all don't get them?
Yeah
Well, it's 300
You know, you guys should unionize
That's a great idea, Captain
What if Doug was standing?
You know what I mean?
Drop
They tried that, by the way
They couldn't do it
I couldn't keep from moving
I'll stand, I never got the chance to stand
Let's do this
Doug sweats some ways you can't even believe
Next time Tim does his indie movie, I'll stand
I'm not doing any more indie movies
You're getting a lot of crap?
I do not push poo out of my butt
No, I just am tired of it
Tired of the level of craft services
I'm just too long
Step down from office hours
He doesn't get his shit together
Let's take a quick call
I'm friends with George Bush
Totally bad
Classic
By the way
That's the vibe
Let's take a zoomer
Just to say
Hey, we're here
We're live
I'm sure people are clamoring
Just talk to you
Oh, yeah
Steve, you got something to say?
Steve
Steve with the beard
Come on, man
That should narrow down our audience
Yeah
Look at this beard
Oh, that's a beard
What are you, a ZZ Top?
Steve in the building
Wow
I'm going to learn to play guitar
And then start a tribute band
I'm going backwards route though
I'm going to learn guitar still
I think it would be so interesting
If it was like reversed
Yeah, can you go
Like what would that be?
Like if the hair was
Wow, back in black
He looked like Yahoo Serious
Wow, that's awesome
Yeah, yeah
I can get a snarf
I can get a snarf thing going
Now let me ask you this
Is this genetic, right?
Like could any of y'all do that?
Me?
No
Is this genetic?
No, the hair
This is like
It just turns into pubic-y
Kind of
Okay
Okay, so it is
So it would be like genuinely
Okay, interesting
Okay, so what can we do for you, beardy?
Oh, no
Just checking in
Saying hi, love you
Checking in
What are you, my mom?
That's what my mom does
No, no
I'm just checking in
I'm blowing in
I'm talking to greatness
And I'm blowing it
I sprung it off
You're safe, by the way
No, we love peace and love
We're literally chilling
You're so safe
You couldn't be safer
No, no, I love you guys
I made it
I made a quick clip on
Glendale's Got Talent
Oh, yes
We had a talent show
That was a lot of fun
It was
But I've got nothing to say, actually
You caught me off guard
All right, if I gave you
$2,500
Would you shave the beard?
That's a good question
Gotta think about that
$2,600
He doesn't need $2,500
Is there a piece of memorabilia
You would do it for?
Is there like an artifact?
What's your number?
Everybody's got a price, baby
Come on, Stevie
Wow
I haven't quantified it yet
Now I'm dead air
No, I'm going to hang on to it right now
I'm going to hang on to it
I'm working on a brand
Can't be bought
Not even for $2,500
$2,500, not enough
He's got integrity
And you can't buy his identity
Yeah
Talk to me
Thank you very much
Goodbye
Hope to talk to you soon
Hey, Rick, play that
See if Hannah recognizes it