Name: Robert Popper, Mount Eerie (Ep 319)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Robert Popper, Mount Eerie (Ep 319)' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-21. Transcript available.

Robert Popper, Mount Eerie (Ep 319)

I like having fun, I like to laugh, I like to meet people who can make me laugh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's Office Hours Live and I am the king, the king of
the internet,
Mr. Blue Sky, the great one, the original alt-comedy legend, the one who
started it all, the king
of the internet, the king of satire, the king of breaking new ground when it
comes to humor,
music, dance, art, paintings, sculptures, the one and only Son of Rich and Kay,
from Allentown,
Pennsylvania, born February 3rd, 1976, Mr. Tim Heidecker, sorry about that, it
is Monday,
December 25th, Christmas day, Monday, December 25th, no, it is actually, to be
honest with
you, it is Thursday, November 21st, coming to you live from Glendale,
California, in what
used to be a garage, now worldwide headquarters for Office Hours Live, as well
as my personal,
my personal space when I went to escape the horrors of fatherhood.
Tim Heidecker, this is where I hide!
Tim Heidecker, what's your latest horror, Tim?
Tim Heidecker, I have so many horrors.
Tim Heidecker, I have so many horrors.
Tim Heidecker, So many horrors?
Tim Heidecker, no, no, everything's good upstairs, everything's fine.
Tim Heidecker, I do have personal medical problems right now, it started last
week.
Tim Heidecker, let me welcome you to the show, Vic.
Tim Heidecker, Oh, hey.
Tim Heidecker, and I am not on speaking terms with Doug.
Tim Heidecker, oh, I'll do a, you know what I'm gonna do, that's, I didn't know
about
that.
Tim Heidecker, I didn't start it.
Tim Heidecker, I didn't start it.
Tim Heidecker, hello, everybody.
Tim Heidecker, it's been a while for that one.
Tim Heidecker, I didn't start it, but I will finish it, Doug.
Tim Heidecker, carry it on.
Tim Heidecker, you son of a bitch.
Tim Heidecker, good horning!
Tim Heidecker, Captain Carlin, Doug!
Tim Heidecker, as well, just joined the program, hello, some poor years ago.
Tim Heidecker, I'm a MAGA gangster.
Tim Heidecker, so last week I had a very painful nose-zit and I have bad news
to report that nothing's
gotten better in that department.
It's gotten significantly worse.
I feel like almost going to the hospital about it and having my nose removed.
Tim Heidecker, something's happening in there and I don't want to get too
graphic, but it's
very irritated around the lip, the entrance to the nostril.
Tim Heidecker, the nostril lip?
Tim Heidecker, and it's because I've been trying to get the core of the
situation out with my
dirty fingers that I stick up my ass.
I don't know what's going on, but it's pain, pain, pain.
And...
Tim Heidecker, it's like my nostril is a cave and it's collapsed in on itself.
Tim Heidecker, what feels like a bunch of dried Play-Doh in my nose, in my
nasal cavity.
I feel fine.
I feel healthy and sprite.
Tim Heidecker, I like digging out a nice flat dry bug from deep within.
Tim Heidecker, that's what I've been working on.
Tim Heidecker, it's got the wet tail on it.
Tim Heidecker, I look like a guy that like huffs paint or something.
Like if you look up close, like I'm all chapped and just red and it's been hell
and I've been
bitching about it.
Tim Heidecker, that's what Leno looks like after that bruise.
He looks like he's been huffing silver paint.
Tim Heidecker, said love and peace and good wishes to the great Jay Leno.
Tim Heidecker, who of course if you haven't seen this news, we can start with
it very quickly,
tumbled down an embankment at the, what hotel was it?
Hampton Inn.
Hampton Inn.
60 foot embankment.
He's 60 feet.
He was very quick to clarify the distance he traveled down the route.
Tim He said he was being lazy, he didn't want to walk the mile and a half to a
show, even
like someone who could have driven him.
Or he has like a million cars.
Did he have enough cars?
He could have driven.
Tim Heidecker, went there, wanted to get a little exercise.
Tim He took a shortcut.
Tim Heidecker, went down a hill.
Tim Heidecker, went down a hill.
Tim I really do.
People think I'm joking around, but I said on the chat, I'm team Leno these
days with
this guy because he keeps getting hurt and he's got a great attitude about it.
I'm not joking around.
Tim He got burned up.
Tim He got burned up.
Tim Look, folks, I'm not joking around.
Tim He really took it on the chin.
Tim Here's what I like.
Tim He was in Beverly Hills.
Tim He was in Beverly Hills.
Tim Here's what I like these days.
What has happened to me?
Tim Oh, no.
Hampton Inn in Pittsburgh.
Tim Oh.
Tim What is he doing in Pittsburgh at this point?
Tim He's doing comedy.
Tim He's walking to a restaurant.
Tim Did I tell you my mom texted me like a couple of weeks ago?
Tim She's like, going to see Jay Leno?
Tim Mm-hmm.
Tim She's like, I got free tickets.
Tim I'm not a fan, but I guess it's something to do.
Tim Something to look at.
Tim That's probably how most people experience him, but then they're pleasantly
surprised
because he probably does a good job.
Tim Tells some funny jokes.
Tim You see him in the hyperbaric chamber too?
Tim Oh.
Tim Got a whole new ear, whole new face he claims.
Tim Oh, yeah.
Tim But his attitude about the whole thing.
Watch his interview.
Do we have the interview here?
Tim Got that?
Tim You know, it fell down.
Tim It hit my face.
Tim It'll be fine.
Tim It's a TMZ.
Tim Here we go.
Inside Edition has it.
Tim Oh, yeah.
Tim They're continuing to be on the front lines of-
Tim Luckily, we have an agreement with them about-
Tim Yeah, you know, fell down the steps.
Tim Not a big deal.
Tim I like him.
Tim I like the iPad.
Tim Oh, man, what the hell's happened with you?
Tim How do you get to this place in life where you're showing ads on my show?
Tim Oh, my God.
Tim You think I'm seeing a dollar from this?
Tim Well, I thought we weren't discussing this today.
Tim What?
Tim Jay Leno.
Tim Oh, sorry.
Tim Oh, sorry.
Tim Oh, look at that.
Tim Yeah.
Tim Oh, my goodness.
Tim If you're listening at home, does anyone listen to the podcast write us?
Tim No.
Tim Maybe it's not real.
Tim No told Inside Edition that it happened before a show outside of Pittsburgh.
Tim So that was before.
Tim He didn't have a car and he tried taking what he thought.
Tim No, that's true.
Tim No, that's true.
Tim No, that's not the one I saw.
Tim All right, enough, enough!
Tim You can all look it up on your own.
Tim I mean, it's like, yeah.
Tim But they show the embankment, it looks like hell.
Tim Would not want to fall down that.
Tim If he actually did, I don't know if he actually did.
Tim I don't know if he actually did.
Tim I'm not buying it.
Tim I think he keeps trying to accidentally die.
Tim I think that's good.
Tim I tried to kill myself, didn't work out.
Tim Exactly.
Tim Fallon used to fall down all the time.
Tim Fallon used to fall down all the time.
Tim Fallon used to fall down all the time.
Tim Fallon used to fall down all the time.
Tim Fallon used to fall down all the time.
Tim Fallon used to fall down all the time.
Tim Fallon used to fall down all the time.
Tim Fallon used to fall down all the time.
Tim Fallon used to fall down all the time.
Tim Fallon used to fall down all the time.
Tim Fallon used to fall down all the time.
Tim Fallon used to fall down all the time.
Tim So the great Robert Popper.
Tim I wish he'd Robert Popper would come and pop my nose it.
Tim Clean me out.
Tim Should I go to that Dr. Pimple Popper guy?
Tim Oh, that's a lady.
Tim Lady.
Tim It's Robert's wife.
Tim Let's take a real quick call Matt just to welcome everybody to the show.
Tim We've got Robert Popper calling in and then music from Mount Erie.
Tim And I've got some announcements coming up at the end.
Tim We've got a couple of special Thanksgiving weekend patrons-only surprises.
Tim And Matt has informed me this morning that we are how many away?
Tim We've got 200 away.
Tim Two hundred.
Tim From?
Tim From?
Tim 50k.
Tim 50k.
Tim Subscribers.
Tim Subscribers.
Tim On YouTube.
Tim On YouTube.
Tim On YouTube.
Tim Come on, hit that sub, hit that bell.
Tim We never do this to you, folks.
Tim We never say hit that, smash that like button like we're Tim Pool.
Tim We should say that.
Tim We should say that.
Tim Smashed that like button.
Tim I never hit that button on anything I watch.
Tim And you shouldn't too.
Tim Oh, you should.
Tim I subscribe to it all.
Tim I subscribe.
Tim Everything.
Tim So go ahead and do it right now.
Let me see everybody in the Zoom room do it right now.
Go ahead and hit that button.
Tim If you already subscribed, unsubscribe and subscribe again.
Tim Ah.
Tim Start a burner account and subscribe so we can both.
Tim Yeah, just all, whatever you can do.
Tim And to clear any confusion up, it's not John Popper from the, I like coffee
and I like tea.
Tim Oh, I thought that's who I booked.
Tim Oh, I thought that's who I booked.
Tim Infernal harmonicas.
Tim No, no, no.
Tim This harmonica vest, I love every key.
Tim Still at 49,800.
Tim Oh, come on everybody.
Tim What?
Tim We'll get there by the end of the show.
Tim Do we get a bronze plaque if we get to 50,000?
Tim Come on.
Tim 50,000 is pretty unremarkable, isn't it?
Tim Come on everybody.
Tim We'll get there by the end of the show.
Tim We'll get there by the end of the show.
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Tim We'll get a bronze plaque if we get to 50,000?
Tim Come on.
Tim We'll get there by the end of the show.
Tim Come on.
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