Name: Grumpy Old Man Loves Ancient Technology
Uploaded: 2025-02-19T13:01:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Grumpy Old Man Loves Ancient Technology' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Grumpy Old Man Loves Ancient Technology' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-19. Transcript available.

Bill Maher is a Substack?
Yeah, well, the podcast does.
There's a Club Random Substack that you can subscribe to.
Should we have a Substack?
I don't get what Substack is.
It's just like a blog.
Can you post videos on Substack?
Apparently so.
It's just like another Patreon kind of thing, I think.
Yeah.
It's supposed to be for, like, journalists.
Journalists, right?
Yeah.
So there's, I mean, there's an abundant,
there's one aspect of this that you're just going to,
you know, it's just unhinged.
This looks amazing.
Crazy building.
You started out as a place for, to put up your sandwiches.
Stack them up.
Pile them high.
Piling them high.
All right, here's Bill talking about his iPod.
All right, well, the Grammys are this Sunday,
so I thought it'd be a good time to say why I still use the old iPod.
And believe me, Apple does not make it easy.
But it is just a superior way to listen to songs.
If you like to curate your songs and just listen to the songs you want,
I don't want to hear stuff like stuff I like.
I want to hear what I like.
And also, when you have the old iPod,
the songs are on your computer and you can edit them.
You can take off the beginning and the end,
which you need a lot of the times.
Because, you know, musicians, they're great,
but they just do put a lot of bullshit.
What?
At the beginning and the end.
Or just applause if it's like a live performance.
I don't need to hear that applause every time I hear the song.
What?
So, I don't know why.
That's his problem in life?
That's what he's going?
Unhinged.
Oh, my God.
Unhinged behavior.
Also, I don't know you can do that.
I didn't know you can edit your songs in the iPad.
I mean, that's the part that stood out to me is totally unhinged.
He goes, I mean, it gets very boring.
Does he bring it out?
Does he bring his iPad or iPad out?
No.
I mean, we can do an endurance test to see how much of this boring stuff you
can make it through.
Yeah, I want to see what's going on.
Keep going.
The words that begin the most songs,
like After, Ain't, All, Always, America, And, Any, Baby, Bad, Bad, Ballad, all
these songs.
So, I just find it funny when I go through my list of songs that is easy to see
on my iPod.
And, so, just give me a letter and I will find a list.
I'll show you what I'm talking about.
D.
Who's this?
D.
I don't know.
Okay.
The hospital.
Who's Bill Maher's daughter?
His illegitimate daughter.
And there's, oh, how about Do.
Do better.
Do it again.
Do something.
Do the evolution.
Do what you got to do.
Do your thing.
Do you know who I am?
Do you think it's all right?
Do you want to know a secret?
See what I mean?
And now.
I guess.
How about don't.
Don't ask me why.
Don't be careless, love.
Don't be lonely.
Don't bring me down.
Don't you want to ride?
Don't cry.
Don't cry, daddy.
All right.
All right, Bill.
I call uncle.
You're tapping out first.
Skip ahead.
Where does he go from there, though?
No, I mean, it just goes on.
Does he go through his words?
I am in love.
I am mine.
I am that man.
I am the war.
Is he just pointing out that songs are alphabetical?
I am I said.
What's the point?
I don't think he knows what he's talking about.
Yeah, what is he trying to say?
There you go.
I hear a symphony.
I heard it through the grapevine.
All right, let's take a call.
I am of nothing.
I ain't superstitious.
I am a rock.
I am a stranger in this world.
I am in love.
I am mine.
I am that man.
I am the war.
I am the world.
I am woman.
I am, I said. I believe I can fly. I believe in everything. I believe in you.