Name: Crazed Woman Breaks Into Our Studio
Uploaded: 2025-03-04T13:01:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Crazed Woman Breaks Into Our Studio' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Crazed Woman Breaks Into Our Studio' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-04. Transcript available.

What the fuck?
Wow.
Where is Kevin Jordan?
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Shit.
What the?
Who the fuck are you?
Where is Kevin Jordan?
I don't know who Kevin Jordan is, ma'am.
I'm sorry.
Do not lie to me right now.
I'm in a fragile state.
Okay.
I don't know who that is.
Hi.
Oh, are you ogling me right now?
All right.
Sit down.
Would you just calm down?
Yeah, I would love to.
Who's Kevin Jordan?
Are you going to offer me water?
Okay.
Hi.
I'm parched.
Look, I'm going through a lot, okay?
I've been on searching through these hills for my boyfriend by smell.
I was positive he was here.
We're in a fight.
He's running away from me.
What was the fight about?
Okay.
So, Kevin Jordan is a sales associate at Modell's, okay?
I went over there to pick him up.
I get there and I see him standing outside with some bitch I've never seen
before.
They're smoking together.
Okay.
So, I'm listening to them.
I hear this girl go, can I not get poof?
Say again?
That's what I said.
It was an accent I've never heard before in my life.
Right.
And he goes, oh, yeah, no problem.
She leaves lipstick on his cigarette.
Uh-oh.
He passed it back.
I don't like this.
But I'm going to keep it all in and act none the wiser.
We'll see if it'll come out in its own way.
Mm-hmm.
And it does.
So, I say to Kevin Jordan, let's go to our diner spot.
We go to our diner spot.
We always get Ranchero burgers there.
Thank you, sir.
So, you go to this, you go get your diner food.
We go to our diner.
I order my Ranchero burger.
And he goes, oh, I think I'm going to try the spinach and feta omelet.
Spinach and feta?
Yeah, that's pretty.
In an egg?
Like a Greek.
I was, I've never heard that.
Well, this is the thing.
I look down at the menu.
I'm like, where did he, he doesn't know from this.
He doesn't know from spinach and feta.
I was like, who the fuck do you think you are?
I look down and I see Greek omelet.
Yeah, that's classic, yeah.
I said to myself, hey, what's that new girl's name at your job?
He says, Gina Corvos.
That sounds Greek to me.
This bitch is a Greek.
Right.
I don't know what had happened.
I blacked out.
I blacked out at the table.
And I supposedly, in my blacked out state, I drove back to Modell's and I
grabbed Gina
Corvos by the hair and I knocked her face into a clothing mat and her nose fell
off.
Oh my God.
Her nose fell off.
How do you mean her nose fell?
It's flat.
Wow.
There's two holes.
You know what it looks like.
Yeah.
Holes completely flat.
Oh no.
I knocked off so good, no blood.
Whoa.
Like I lanced.
That's really surprising.
Yeah.
It is surprising.
I'm shocked.
I'm going to go.
We do have an audience watch.
I don't know if you're familiar.
We're doing a live show right now.
I don't know who the fuck you are.
Okay.
Well, I figured if when I saw this was a garage, I was like, oh, Kevin Jordan's
going to be
in there.
Do you have anything you want to share with our audience before we go to break?
Kevin Jordan, if you're watching this, which I bet you are, this seems like
your vibe.
Come back.
Gotta go to Moe's.
Gotta go to Moe's, yeah.
Gotta go to Moe's.
Moe's.
Gotta go to Moe's.