Name: Meghan Markle Doesn’t Know How Food Works
Uploaded: 2025-03-15T12:01:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Meghan Markle Doesn’t Know How Food Works' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Meghan Markle Doesn’t Know How Food Works' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-15. Transcript available.

- Meghan Markle's new show.
Which I spent all morning watching Obsessed.
This whole show is her making snacks for her friends.
- Wait, that's it?
- Don't tie a knot without a bow.
And since we put all of our energy into making those.
- There's no more energy left.
- We're just gonna put into a different bag.
- All right, so we're gonna watch you do that or what?
Or should we cut this out?
- Peanut butter pretzels.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
- Fucking, suddenly we're in the Cotton Club now,
listening to hot jazz.
Comes right.
The Woody Allen jazz music.
- Wait, we cut the show with that Woody Allen jazz music.
- Green pearls, girls.
- Seriously, every time I leave your house,
I gain like 10 pounds.
You're always feeding me.
- It's healthful things.
- It's 10 pounds of joy.
- Hallelujah.
- I'm going to make you pasta.
Speaking of our pounds of joy, eat it all in one pot.
Single skillet spaghetti.
- S-s-s-s.
- S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s.
- S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s.
- So awkward! No! - Whole thing in one pan.
Just like making a frittata.
One pan. - Oh.
- One and done.
We don't have time for all these hot changes.
- Yeah, no, that's perfect. - Hot changes.
- No, TV is skipped to when she puts the hot pepper flakes
into this pasta.
Wait till you see this music drop.
You're going to love this one.
If you like Motown, this is the show for you.
If you like generic library Motown music,
it's like wall to wall.
- Yeah. - Oh, here we go.
- Just dump it? - Yeah, please.
- Thank you. - From John Cheese.
- Here comes the pepper. - Yes.
- This looks so good.
Everything's like caramelized and creamy.
- Bam! Bam! - Oh.
The red chili flakes.
- Here it comes.
Here we go.
- Oh, suddenly it's the big chill.
- I'll show you the pippity plating.
- Once it all strains out and you get the honey,
I say, "What do I do with all this wax?"
Candles? - Candles.
I think candles are the way to go
because when you burn a pure beeswax candle,
it actually purifies the air.
- Oh, shit.
- For real? - Okay.
- How's that in full circle?
- It's amazing. - Pollinating beeswax.
- I love that. Thank you.
- It tastes okay?
- It's great. Want to try some?
- Sure.
- You know what's so ironic about it?
I never liked honey.
I didn't even think it was bad.
I just didn't crave it.
I thought it was almost too sweet.
And now, because of this process,
I just appreciate it so much.
- Aw.
And it's as high quality as it gets, too.
- Wait, why would you beaky
if you don't like honey?
- Well, she's looking for shit to fill her day.
- This is a double-- - Oh, a double seed.
- I get to the end, the last minute,
the last 30 seconds of this whole shit show.
- You Kelly people in here hikes.
- I can't.
- No, he can't hikes.
He refuses.
- Toot, toot, toot, beep, beep.
- My ride is here, girl.
Here we go.
- Megan, Duchess of Sussex.
Fuck you.
- You know what would shut everyone up
if she goes back on Suits?
She'd be like, just go back on Suits,
be like, no, I'm hot, I'm a good actor.
Like, everyone shut up.
I would be back on Suits in a second.