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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Timmy EVISCERATES amateur comedian 🔪 KILL TIMMY 🔪' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Timmy EVISCERATES amateur comedian 🔪 KILL TIMMY 🔪' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-11. Transcript available.

Austin, Texas, are you ready to get fucking crazy?
All right, we'll give it up for the king of mead, the prince of putdowns, and
the burn
baron himself, Timmy Heidecker.
Jesus Christ.
People's Republic of Austin, with a bunch of hairy-legged women in a global
suitcase.
What's up, Austin?
He called himself.
You guys suck.
The worm dude.
I hate Austin.
I hate being here.
I think you guys are all a bunch of losers.
Are there any Mexicans here?
Fuck you.
All right, you know the deal.
We're going to listen to some fucking comedians try to be funny.
Fuck, shut the f-- hey, can I-- can you not touch your computers while I'm
talking?
Fucking idiot.
But anyhow.
All right, do we have the, um, bucket or whatever?
All right, first comedian is, uh, Jesse Kincaid.
Hey, hey, hey, what's up, what's up?
Ladies, this is for you.
You ever have, like, a huge load of hot cum, get shoved down your throat, and
then you burp
and it smells like brie, and then you can't concentrate when he's returning the
favor because all you want to have is, like, a big car-shooter-y boy.
Okay.
There is nothing worse than getting finger-banged in the William Cannon Chick-fil-A
drive-through
by a guy that has severe carpal tunnel syndrome, and then you get to the window,
and it's a fucking sundae.
Then you can't eat your feelings about your whole life, and it's also your dad's
birthday, but he's dead.
And, you know, he had a huge fucking hog, according to my mom.
All right.
Thank you so much.
That was great.
Yeah, good luck.
Congratulations.
That was terrific.
Did we like her or what?
Oh, she's got a couple more here.
Dave Sizzle.
Dave Sizzle.
A little bit about me.
Autism.
Oh, so this is fucking crazy.
I was at H-E-B, right?
Which stands for Howard E. Butt.
Which is fucking, it writes itself sometimes.
But I was there, and so hot dogs are packs of ten.
But then if you go...
If you go to the roll aisle...
It's not good.
Let me finish.
Go ahead, but it's not good.
You suck!
You do.
You suck.
You're not good at doing comedy.