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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Total Love Fest with Julie Klausner, Cory Hanson (Episode 352)' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-14. Transcript available.

A Total Love Fest with Julie Klausner, Cory Hanson (Episode 352)

I like having fun, I like to laugh
I like to meet people who can make me laugh
I like having fun, yes I like to laugh
I like having fun with me
Alright, let's go everybody
It's Office Hours Live with me, your host, Tim Heidecker
I'm here on the day of August 14th
The hour of 10am on the West Coast here in Glendale, California
Hot, hot, hot, not too hot, could be worse
Beautiful morning, had my little walk
And the sun is shining and we're happy about that, thank God
We'll be monitoring the weather across the globe throughout the show today
And getting updates on the weather wherever you live
And a lot of different dynamic things happening with the weather, always
Does anybody have some sun protection for your president?
Can I say that again?
Does anybody have some sun protection for your president?
We're working on that, sir, I'm getting that over to you
We got a lot on the schedule today
We're going to get a zoom in from Julie Klausner
Julie Klausner, great friend of the show
She's got a lot to talk about
We're going to be talking about Billy Joel
And other things, I'm sure
And then we have the music of Corey Hansen
One of my favorite artists currently making music at the moment
His new album, I Love People, I really do in a lot of ways
Is blowing up the charts
And a lot of people are talking about him as one of the great artists of the 21st
century
I'm quite proud of him
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yes, sir
Absolutely
I was reading an article about it in Time Magazine today
Well, we only have the top artists of the century in our studios
Yeah, that's correct
And Corey is on the cover of Time Magazine
A wonderful article about him
He's a very, very unattractive man
No, I don't think so
He's actually the opposite
The ladies and men who prefer men are going to swoon when he walks in
Stop it
Corey Hansen
Corey Hansen, thank you, Matt
But I would be remiss if I didn't introduce my co-hosts and my friends
Some people I've known for a long time in a lot of ways
And it was a big part of my career
Doug Lussenhop, DJ Doug Pound
And the other guys
So let's get the show going
Sorry, Vic
What's up, everybody?
That's a little hot
I can't do that
I'm going to sip this one better
All right
And Matt making notes
Making observations
Writing in his diary
Yeah, just in case there's a lawsuit
I want to have all my dogs
And Doug, you are now the new captain, apparently
We just got that news in this morning
That's right
I have a friend who slurps
Yeah, I sure do
That means I can do drops
No
No, no
It's not a one for one
The show wouldn't be what it is without your calls
We have the hotline open, of course
And we have the Zoom room open as well
Everyone's welcome to join
Enter at your own risk
Because it could get pretty nasty
Hello
A couple things to get out of the way
Here we go, folks
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If you're not familiar with that
Now I'm getting excited
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It pays the bills
It keeps us
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Wow, thanks, Bob
I'm going to get to Bob in a minute
Because I've got Bob's stuff to talk about
So that's a great way to support the show
We'll put the QR code up there
And we're looking to get to the 8,000 mark this year
8,000 patrons would really make a difference
And of course, Vic's share will go directly to solving the climate crisis
And we appreciate that, Vic
I just like the earth
I like the world
I want it to survive
More than I want myself to survive
That's right
You're almost like one of those monks
Who goes on a fast
Or a food strike
Hunger strike
Or eating like one grain of rice a day
Didn't Gandhi do that?
Anyhow
He's not going to do that
We have a big Weird Al UHF screening coming up
If you live in the Los Angeles area
It's a big opportunity for those who are in the Southland
And that's at the
This is official now
It's at the Arrow Theater
And the date of that is undetermined
You're hungry
August 27th
Thank you
August 20 what now?
Two Wednesdays from now
August 27th
You're hungry, aren't you?
Yes
American Cinematheque
And next week
The final run of the Very Good Band
2025 Slipping Away Tour
Begins here in Los Angeles
At the Lodge Room
And Vic's going to lodge a bullet in my head
Apparently
No, I'm not going to do that
No, I know it's going to happen
I'm going to be shot dead
Why would I do that?
I have no plan
The Lodge Room
With DJ Doug Pound
Providing entertainment
Thank you, Doug
For contextualizing
Creating a little sound montage
Of my murder
And right after that
We're heading down to San Diego
To play the Padres
It'll be the first time
A band has played
A professional baseball team
And after that game
Which I'm sure we will lose
We'll play at the Cosba
And then wake up the next morning
And head to Las Vegas
And put all our money on red
And play at the Brooklyn Bowl
Right, Vic?
Uh-huh
I'm excited for that
For the, give me some new socks
The last time
Yes, you're loving socks
I love socks
Is it the Cosba?
You love socks
Not so much sex
Because you are Vic the Virgin
You wish to have sex
You dream of having
Do you ever fantasize
About having sex intercourse?
Sometimes I think about it
But I can't imagine
What it's like
I don't want
I don't know if I want to know
I want to be pure
Have you done other things
With women?
I just hung out with them before
Uh-huh
No kissing
Or touching the boobies
Only, no
I always have
Someone watching me
Make sure I'm not doing anything
And we also understand
A couple of things
One is that
Doug is not playing a game
With us today
Doug has not provided a game
Much to our displeasure
But we will be showing
His second
Oh, now you like my games also
Well
He's just showing
The second installment
Of Clown
Clown Pound
Number two
Pancakes
Will be premiering
At the break
Starring Dave England
Matt Taylor
Joel Fox
And Dave Doby
Wow
The Dave Doby
The pounding
I'll say
That's weird
I didn't read about that
In Deadline.com
Dave Doby's in it
It was a very secret
Production
Okay
I have a little game
To play with everybody
We can play this
Throughout the show
If you want
And this is a great opportunity
For those in the chat
To join
And play this game
And maybe we could do
A poll, Carson
But the question is
And this is a one question game
And it's all or nothing, Vic
This is
All your chips
In
You can either win or lose
It's a zero-sum game
I'm rap game Hitler
You either win or you lose
And the game is this
A lot of people are going to win
The game is
Uh-huh
How many times
It's Thursday here
In my
Where we live
It's Thursday here
How many times this week
Have I been
To Dave and Buster's
We're going to start with the answers
A
Zero
B
One
C
Two
Three
Ah, sorry
D
Three
And let's just have fun with four
And say five
Five
Four is five
Yeah
A, B, C, D
D is
D is four
The idea that I went there
Four times this week
Is not
Is not an option for you
Does that make sense, Vic?
Yeah, I think so
Straight to five
I can only give
Four options
Okay, so make
Zero
One
Two
Three
One
Two
Four
Three
Four
Weave for the poll guys
Yes, and we'll get back to that
We'll let everybody play
I'm not going to give the answers
And
The answer might be none, right, Doug?
Is that one of the options?
That would be a bummer if it was none
None of the above?
Yeah, that should be one
One is none
One
One is zero
So
There you go
B is two
C is three
Four is five
There you go
You get ten
You get five
You get two
You get ten
Right
Stay by
The second half of the show
Is behind the paywall
But not if you're watching us live
So stick around and watch us live today
If you want to
If you want to cheat
A lot of adulterers out there
Want to cheat
We will
Probably not in the first half
But
The first half
But we will get to
Vic's Rat News
The band Rat is back in the news
It's big
Big time, baby
So stick around for that
And
Let's see
What else do I want to get to
Julie's going to
Julie's going to be joining us soon
So we'll get to her quickly
Maybe we'll take one call real quick
Yeah, we got a full hotline
Let's go to the hotline
Jeepers
We've had some good luck
With some great hotline callers
We'll do an all hotline show
Feel the love
Basically
640, you're live on the hotline
Yes, hi
So
I have a very important question
For the Trinity
You're okay
Something that's very important to me
I know we've all had that
Like moment where we're like
We see that article on Yahoo
And it's like
Brad Pitt doesn't shower
It stinks
Stinks
And
I need to know
What kind of deodorant
Does the Trinity wear
Because my favorite comedians
Can't be a stinky
Stinks
All right, let's answer your question
With peace and love
I'm a dove spray man
I've started spraying my armpits with dove
And in a way
It's almost like spraying your armpits with love
I use gasoline when I'm at the pump
It's a way to save money
Just splash a little under there
And it does the job
Okay, joke answer from Doug
And Vic
I just take a tissue every now and then
Wipe the sweat off
And then just
Joke answer from Vic
All right, well, thank you for your call
I'll give a real answer
I get that
I try to buy that natural stuff
With no aluminum in it
Yeah, I know
I'm trying to do that
I think it's time to stop with the deodorant
Because humans have that natural smell
Right
And why are we trying to
Musk
Suppress
Because it's
Procter and Gamble
Are trying to stop us from smelling like
We're supposed to smell, jerk
Huh?
Now you sound like
Ashley Kutcher and Mila Kunis
Don't tell me you're one of them
Celebs who are like
I don't go in the shower
Until I smell the stink
No, I shower every day
Not every day
But almost every day
A lot of people would assume
That this studio has a
What's up with these celebs?
What's that, sir?
I say to my mom
Oh, Brad Pitt
He's a stinky
What are you using?
Axe body spray?
I use Degree
I use Old Spice
He can't be out there
Using fucking gasoline cugs
No, I don't think Doug
I think Doug was being facetious
All right
Well, thanks for the question
Interesting topic
I have a quick little insight
For this caller
Chetty isn't full of stinkies
Thank you
A lot of people would think
That this studio full of men
Would smell bad
It does not
People often come in
It's a neutral odorless
You know what?
Some of these guys wear cologne
They take it to the next level
I won't name names
But some guys are wearing cologne in here
And here's what I have to say
Can I just say something?
Guests have used cologne?
Can I say something?
Yes
I'm proud to say I stink
I'm proud to say I smell
I'm proud to say I don't take showers
I'm proud to say I don't own a bar
So I'm proud to say my breath smells
I'm proud to say I don't own toothpaste
I'm proud to say I don't own a toothbrush
I'm proud to say I don't wipe my ass
I thought shit
I don't own toilet paper
I'm proud to say
Doug, what did you want to say?
That was it
Oh, that was you?
I used Tom's a maid
Who wanted to know?
I used Tom's a maid
No aluminum
Well, of course, Todd Berry
Is a great bit about that
It doesn't work
Smells like shit
I used Tom's a finland
Hey, what's your name, caller?
You've called a few times, haven't you?
Yeah, I'm Matt
I'm a huge fan
And I'm pretty
You have no idea how happy I am
That Tim Heidecker isn't a stinky
And Doug is not a stinky
I use native
I use native
That's my brand
All right, I'm moving on
Thank you very much, Tom, for the call
Or Matt
I try a new brand
I try to mix up the brands
Because your body gets used to the one kind of stuff
Copy that
There's this new brand where you could like buy a reusable thing
And like refill it
I am interested in that
Let's get sponsorship from them
I got targeted at it
Oh, that's cool
I like that
By the way
By the way
By the way
Those guys have not heard our message about the by the ways
They, by the way, like I've never seen
Every time I tune it in
There's by the ways, by the ways, by the ways
By the way
They don't
They're not
Nobody's sending them our
Right, they're probably not watching
I wish
I was bullied the other day
I saw online
I saw this
My old friend
And 