Name: Antifa vs ICE
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Antifa vs ICE' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Antifa vs ICE' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-11. Transcript available.

Jerry here. Seinfeld. He's a former member of Antifa. Really? The terrorist
organization.
Are we going to get shut down for having this guy? You say he's former? Former,
I guess. Jerry,
are you there? Sorry about that. Holy shit. My name is Jerry. I'm sort of doing
the rounds
on various news outlets and talking about Antifa, basically. What caused you to
leave
the organization? I had lots of great ideas and there's no HR there to listen
to me.
I'm like, these masks, I'm like, it's hot outside. Can we get, can we create
like a
breathable mask to wear that's cooling or they don't let us loosen up before we
have to go out
and protest. There's no limbering up or any sort, which I've suggested that. So
they just don't,
they just don't listen. Okay. Well, thanks for calling in. I'll say.
Interesting perspective on this or from the inside of that organization that
you hear so much about.
It seems like they have some structural problems.
Also, it's good. Yeah. To hear that if they're as a group, you want to stretch.
Who's representing the city today and where are you calling from?
Oh, shit. I'm in Portland, Oregon.
Wow.
I'm a former member of ICE. I'm a whistleblower. Just trying to let everybody
know that ICE isn't,
you know, always what it's cracked up to be. But yeah, I did go in and was a
member at some point.
All right. Well, you know what, Matt? What's his name? Jerry?
I mean, yeah, if this guy's up for it, he could talk to Jerry directly.
Do you want to try to have a dialogue? I think it'd be good of Antifa and ICE,
even though you guys are both former members of these. This is a little...
Wait, the Antifa guy's still on here?
Jerry, can you unmute now?
We lost you there.
Uh-oh. I wanted to hear if Antifa or ICE stretches.
Oh, hey, it's me.
Still here, yes.
ICE is, you know, they're not the best organization for sure.
But, you know, he did have some good points. I'll admit that.
Ray, is there a way that you could maybe find some kind of common ground with
Antifa?
And so what they're protesting can, maybe there's a way to find some peace here
on the streets.
What's that? What did you say?
Ray?
What?
Can you repeat the question?
No.
I think it was about common ground.
Yeah, just do you find there's a place for common ground between you and Antifa
or anything you guys could agree on?
Well, I mean, I do think that people should, like, stop shooting pellets from
the top of the building.
Jerry, is that something you could agree to?
Did you, can you, can you make, I don't know, I'm feeling like something's up.
Do you feel like something's up?
What's that?
Would you agree to stop shooting pellets at people?
Look, I'm not, I'm not for shooting pellets at all.
That's sort of the why I got out of Antifa and while I am whistleblowing.
What are you asking, what are you asking for mice?
Um, I just wanted to be here on TV.
Okay.
Oh, he just wants to be on TV.
Final word from you, Ray.
All right.
Ray?
Ray?
All right.
Okay.
Let's let them work it out offline.
Thank you guys for having me on.
You're welcome.
All the best to you.
I think that proves there's a lot more common ground between, between us than
we all realize.