Name: Halloween Spooktacular w/ Annie Lederman & Lizzy Cooperman, Circuit des Yeux, Cer Spence, Mike Zohn
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Halloween Spooktacular w/ Annie Lederman & Lizzy Cooperman, Circuit des Yeux, Cer Spence, Mike Zohn' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-30.

Halloween Spooktacular w/ Annie Lederman & Lizzy Cooperman, Circuit des Yeux, Cer Spence, Mike Zohn

I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
He's slimy, he's slimy.
He's slimy, he's slimy.
He's slimy.
He's slimy, he's slimy.
He's slimy, slimy.
I'm gonna put it on me.
Voted the number one show by I'm's Cat Food.
I mean we are.
Your co-host.
Conjoined Siamese Cats.
And we happen to be sexy.
We are conjoined in Siamese, if you please.
We are conjoined in Siamese, we have fleas.
We are conjoined in Siamese, we got no knees.
We are conjoined in Siamese, we drive on knees.
We are conjoined in Siamese, we wear pasties.
We wear pasties.
Upon request.
And I'm nearsighted.
Today's show will be full of tricks and treats and caca.
We are not spayed or neutered.
And we are in heat and horny.
Meaning anything could happen.
Don't be scared.
Come a little closer.
Today we're getting plastic surgery.
But first, let's introduce our co-host.
Doug and Vic.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Let's take a look.
I want to sip your drink.
We have to turn up to you.
What's that?
I just realized we have to turn up to you there.
Oh my God, what are you drinking?
Wow.
Is that blood?
It's mud.
It's mud from your doo doo?
Yeah.
I'm drinking mud.
We have some mud coming up.
Yeah.
What's in the bowl over there?
There's a whole big bowl of mud over there.
Well, all of us, we ate a lot of trick or treat candy.
So we all had a little caca's to get out.
So everyone contributed to the poop bowl.
Everyone contributed here.
And we're all going to be bobbing, which is a classic Halloween game.
Did you shit everywhere?
Did you shit everywhere?
But we're going to bob for shit.
We're going to keep it real.
Holy shit.
We're going to keep it real for you guys.
It's going to be amazing.
I personally haven't done this since my wedding reception.
So it's a very special moment for me.
And looking at this, I'm personally hungry already.
I can't wait.
I honestly don't even want to wait to eat it.
I know.
I had a Starbucks wrap and I still want this.
I know.
I can see the wrap in there.
What'd you make?
You can see the spinach artichoke.
Holy shit.
What is this?
Um.
What is this?
Vic, what are you, by the way?
I'm, uh, I'm Large Marge.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Can you do the thing she says?
What?
When she opens the door.
It was on a night like this.
And that's all I remember.
It was like a, it sounded like a, what was it?
I don't even know the quote.
I don't even know.
I should know.
Let me look it up.
I kind of know it.
It was a night like this.
How long have you been planning this costume?
It looks like you've got a lot of effort now.
This is like the fourth time I've worn it.
I should have like thought about this earlier, but yeah.
You're like a sleepy guy.
Yeah.
I'm in my pajamas.
Oh yeah.
And those are your pajamas you wear.
These are my pajamas I wear every night.
He's bottomless too.
You can't see.
He is bottomless.
I love that kind of hat.
True.
True story.
It's a sleeping cap.
That's a classic sleeping hat.
My dad will wear like a nightgown with like a cap sometimes.
He's from the 40s.
With a soda cap.
He wears a giant suit from the 40s.
What is the point of a sleep cap though?
What is it?
Matt, does it keep your head warm?
It keeps your head warm at night.
Oh, I don't have that.
I like to sweat too much when I'm sleeping.
I don't need it.
Oh, Large Marge is going through menopause.
I know.
I keep it really cold.
That's night sweats.
Large Marge, are you on hormone replacement therapy?
Have you been targeted?
I'm a cow man.
Yeah, Doug.
We were just about to ask.
Oh, Doug.
Yeah, Doug.
We were really curious.
What are you?
I'm a cow man.
Oh, baby.
It looks like you have a little bit of a rosacea or cauliflower nose or
whatever.
Have you been doing jujitsu?
I put whiskey in my beans.
Oh.
And I have been doing jujitsu.
Yeah.
Okay.
Incredible.
Where did you get the whiskey and the beans recipe?
From my brown belt.
Incredible.
What are you looking forward to most this Hallow's Eve, would you say?
Twix.
Twix.
Yes.
Okay, yeah.
What's your favorite candy?
Is that your favorite?
Got to have my cookie crunch.
You know what?
I'm going to say.
Do you eat it layered?
I eat it layered.
I scrape off all the stuff just to get down to the cookie.
Okay.
A cowboy after my own heart.
Just crunch.
That's what I do, too.
Yeah.
Sounds good.
No, Vic, what's your favorite candy?
Peanut Butter Cups by Reese's.
Really?
Because.
I like those and I like the Reese's Pieces too, my big Reese's guy.
Really?
Do you like Reese Witherspoon?
I do.
I'm into all the Reese's, yeah.
Is there another Reese?
Did Reese really like, Reese Witherspoon just coined it.
There's no other Reese.
I'm sure there's another.
There's a no celebrity Reese.
I think there's one that smells.
I like Reese's Feces.
Oh, well, do we have something for you?
Oh, no.
Annie, what's your candy?
I like Kit Kat bars.
Oh, my God.
I love a Kit Kat.
And I don't know if it's because we're a cat.
Because of us.
Okay.
What'd you make?
I'm curious as to what everyone's looking forward to this Hollow's Eve.
What is everyone?
You want to talk to someone in Zoom?
I would love to take a Zoom call and see.
I want to hear about the costumes.
I want to know what's on everybody's.
This is pretty wild.
Shia LaBeouf is in there.
Shia LaBeouf is in there.
Oh, my goodness.
Shia LaBeouf.
Shia LaBeouf.
Open box.
LaBeouf.
LaBeouf.
Don't be Shia.
Come a little closer.
Shia.
We're not spayed or neutered.
Speak up a little more, Shia.
Shia LaBeouf.
I'm right here.
Can you hear me?
Wow.
Whoa.
Oh, my goodness.
I love this.
This is...
Shia LaBeouf.
Shia LaBeouf.
Oh, are you a LaBeouf or LaFoufou?
I'm a LaBeouf.
I'm a good Catholic boy.
Oh.
Wow.
I love this.
Are you dangling off a purse right now?
I'm a monk.
A monk?
Oh, cool.
Oh, my goodness.
Can you impart...
Well, I used to be a bad boy.
Boo-boo boy.
And then did you get accused of something and then you had to move to religion?
Yeah, and I'm Catholic.
Oh.
But you're Catholic.
They're like, "I repeat.
I'm Catholic."
I love it.
Do you have any wisdom you can impart on us this Hallows' Eve?
Yeah?
Just be a good boy.
Be a good boy.
What about for cats?
Do you have any advice for cats like us?
That might be conjoined?
Conjoined Siamese cats?
Be careful.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Be careful.
Use hydrogen peroxide as needed.
Would you pray for us?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you say a little prayer for us, please?
Uh...
Lord, please look over the Simon's twin.
They need your help.
Oh.
I do need help going to the bathroom.
Amen.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We do share a butthole.
If you could pray for us to have two buttholes, that would be very helpful.
It was difficult for us.
We had a tough morning.
Hey again.
Hey, it's me again.
The cats also need a new butthole.
Thank you.
If you could look into that.
Please.
Thank you.
Amen.
Amen.
There's that butthole.
Thanks, Shia.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, Shia.
Thank you, Shia.
That was a beautiful Zoom of the day.
It's a great costume.
I feel like we've been baptized in a sense with Shia LaBoubouf's energy.
I feel a butthole growing right now.
I feel my butthole expanding and I feel the universe doing the same.
Multiplying.
Halloween is very spiritual and I appreciate those words of wisdom.
Well, we've been kind of talking about it.
We've been talking about it.
We've been eyeing it.
We do have it here.
We have a beautiful, a delicious bowl of cacas and pisana.
We've been working up an appetite all morning.
We're starving.
So we do kind of want to get this.
We want to get this shit-bobbing party started.
We have a special guest.
We do have a special guest.
I actually can't believe we got this guest.
I cannot believe we got this guest.
It's actually blowing my mind.
Here in studio, please welcome Sir Spence.
Wow.
Hello.
Hi.
Tell us.
How are you?
Happy Halloween.
Thank you so much.
Are you in costume?
I'm not.
This is my everyday attire.
Now I'm getting excited.
Cool, I like it.
I like that it could be either or.
I know.
I'm slightly Amish.
Thank you.
Not Amish at all.
Just, you know, it's hard to keep my pants up.
These help.
These are really good for that.
I love the suspenders.
And I just, I like this beige, you know.
I like it too.
And grayish kind of thing.
It's very millennial.
Oh, yes.
How millennials like that grayish.
Are you millennial?
Yes, I am.
Are you?
That's exciting.
Yes.
The top, top tier.
Top tier.
I'm generation Q.
How far can this puppy squirt?
Well, they're out.
They ran out.
Oh, okay.
I'd love to.
Oh, no, here.
I just added a little bit of cream to our.
Okay, come here.
Perfect.
That was just a splash.
You just wanted a little splash?
I'm willing to travel.
Meow.
For this bear.
Okay, yeah.
We need to travel.
Oh, God.
That was perfect.
I hope you guys got the view we saw.
First time having cat milk.
Really?
Usually I go cow milk at the coffee place.
Oh, wow.
Interesting.
You're a cow milk person.
Are you interested in maybe switching over?
Yes.
I think I could be converted.
And this is, this feels very ethical.
Because I could tell you got joy out of that as well.
Yes, you did.
Usually they suck.
They suck, but.
Did you want to try sucking some?
I could try a bit of a suckle, yes.
Did you want to?
There is a little bit of.
How's that feels?
Feels good on this end.
Sucky, sucky.
Yeah.
That was pretty good.
It tasted like a bit of glue or paint on the outside.
Yeah, that's what I said.
There's a little bit of.
And then your mouth went directly on it.
The way I didn't care.
And Lizzie did.
I think I'm full now.
There's one caring cat.
There's one.
There's one hyper vigilant cat with trauma.
Good cat, bad cat.
I like that.
Who texted, have the costumes arrived?
At 3:00 in the morning.
We did buy this costume.
And there's one cat who doesn't check the Google.
So how do we feel about this big bowl here?
Are you scared?
I'm not scared.
I'm actually very excited.
Yeah.
We are in heat.
So it could be that.
But we're excited to see.
Maybe you start the bobbing off.
It changes your appetite.
Oh, my God.
I'm not afraid.
I actually volunteer as a scatological educator.
Oh, my goodness, sir.
I can identify any shame.
You can.
OK, so maybe you can.
Yeah, maybe you can guess which one.
Because everyone in the studio did contribute to this.
Maybe you can guess which ones.
Yes.
Come on over.
Some pee got in there, too.
Sorry about that, bro.
Yeah.
That's OK.
You can't really poop without being, you know?
That's normal.
That's all dogs.
Do I just shout now?
Just go.
Do your thing.
We've got a mic for you over there.
OK.
It should be picking you up.
OK, wonderful.
OK.
This is not terrifying at all.
And I will say off the bat, this is either bear or human.
OK.
Thank you.
Should I just dive in?
Dive in or we're pulling my guy.
You need a drum roll?
Give him a drum roll.
I got the bobbing for shit song.
One question.
I have a couple of questions, because I haven't done this in a long time.
Is it a numbers game?
Am I trying to get as many turns out as possible?
Yeah, it's number two.
Please leave some for the rest, though.
OK, so I'm going to get out a piece at a time, or am I eating them while I'm
submerged?
Do we do a timer and see how many he can get out?
Oh, yeah.
So should we see how many he can get?
And do we have a side bowl that he could put them into?
Yeah, maybe if we could get a side bowl, that would be great.
We could use my almond latte cup.
Is that what you're saying it is?
Yeah.
We know that was a little.
We might have a plate in the bowl.
Carson, do you have a plate?
Can you bring that platter out?
I wish there, I know.
I think I have some in here.
And then when he goes, I'm going to need my Bob and For Shit theme song to come
up a little bit.
Yeah, I'm going to bring that.
Oh, that looks good.
That's my sir.
I hope my dad's tuned in.
I'm trying.
I need to get turned on again.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, perfect.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I need to get turned on again.
Yeah, perfect.
I'm trying.
I need to get turned on again.
Yeah, perfect.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I