Name: Zohran Mamdani Causes Meltdowns
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Zohran Mamdani Causes Meltdowns' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Zohran Mamdani Causes Meltdowns' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-11. Transcript available.

they got a commie in new york now did you hear about this mom donnie full
communist i love
you know doug i don't know if you saw this there was an article from a few
months ago
and that you know you're when people say tim and eric of course they're also
referring to
you and chrysal and you know we take we get all the credit but of course when
they're talking
about the tim and eric style and they had an interview with the guy we're gonna
have him on
the show i think next week but uh he they interviewed him because this guy who
does all of
uh uh mondani's uh social media all his videos and stuff and he said one of his
big influences was us
and they credit it he's like yeah that's that uh big part of you know my
inspiration and uh
uh therefore we are responsible for this uh taking power in a lot of ways
so i'm kind of responsible for the downfall of capitalism yeah new york r.i.p
to new york with
this fucking guy oh what's gonna happen to new york in the pizza parlors oh it's
so funny these
the meltdowns do that we should go through some of these meltdowns people are
having i'm gonna have
free buses i'm thinking what about free subway isn't everyone taking the sub
the the train who's taking
the bus well like look at this they do look at look at julian this is real i
can't believe that
look at he's coming from like juliani's coming from the black smoke of the
towers right
like he's like sauron from lord of the rings or one of those guys salam sar sara
sargon one of those
guys it's like this uh so over the top i can't believe do you think he made
that vic i mean maybe
or it seems like it's like a still from some conspiracy uh you know what i mean
yeah yeah juliani's
responsible for the uh i wonder what who his social media guy was inspired for
and then this um x speaking of baseball this baseball player john rocker who's
off his rocker
i think i love that i'm the first person to make that joke but um this is what
his reaction was this
is what does it say uh taxis will be replaced by camels oh that's not racist
women will be forced to
cover themselves head to toe and mypd will be replaced with religious police
all hot dog stands will
be replaced with goat meat stands that sounds pretty good i would i would try
that this is what you
voted for give me a break and then what his name uh that is insane that's i
mean yeah what's an insane
thing to say is he really and then 50 cent who's now apparently going by uh one
quarter
wait what's not all there you know uh what does 50 cent give a about it what is
why don't they just
have why don't they let it play out before they i know why don't you just calm
down they don't like
a free bus what what what are they taking issue with you're right what else is
you know what he's
freezing the rent is he a landlord or something and he wants i'm sure he's got
property you know what
he's like mondani's like i i want to add i want to do like a two percent tax on
people making a million
dollars so pay pay shut up and enjoy the great i i i love new york city it is
the greatest place
you go there everybody's out people are walking around the parks are beautiful
the buildings are
beautiful you get to live in new york and if you got a over a million dollars
to pay a little extra
dope shut up and make it better for everybody else it's so sick these bill ackmans
and all these
billionaires like just thinking that whoa we're gonna leave then what are you
gonna live in florida
you're gonna be in florida for 10 minutes and want to put a gun in your mouth
like uh alan dershowitz
yo alan dershowitz said that he said did you see that one he said if if uh mom
donnie wins
that he's gonna blow his brains out on t on live tv you see that one what baby
we need more our bud
dwyer's out there oh my god i know pennsylvania uh you know hero right there
yeah is he a pennsylvania
hero he's a pennsylvania hero live tv in the middle of the day yeah what he was
like a corruption thing
right there was something it wasn't even like that i don't think it was even
that crazy like today it
just like looked the other way but the weirdest thing is i watched a whole
documentary on that and
he apparently took his whole family out the night before and he just had yeah
everybody just got you
know whatever food and like his daughter's like later like why did he order
dessert he didn't order any
dessert that night oh no like why not if you know it's your last night on right
50 cent would be more
of like 49 cent if he gives two percent that's right that's right yeah yeah
just i mean well first
of all when's the last time ever was would he is he considered like a one-hit
wonder like i don't
even know uh candy shop in the club but i don't know what's the other kind of a
one-hit wonder
is he did anyone check in on michael rapaport that guy seems to have lost his
yeah speaking of
rogers all these guys just yeah exactly doug just like give him a shot his his
whole his whole campaign
was like just trying to make things a little easier for these people like make
it put a grocery store
in in like it's some of these areas where the only thing you could get is like
you know hot ones cheetah
cheetos or whatever and like you know like put real food in there and i said
that when uh when trump
got elected the first time and everyone was having a meltdown i was trying to
say to my friends look
just let's just see what happens you know i was trying to say maybe somehow
right come out of it i
don't know i think you got to like for this case i don't know i'm not going to
look backwards on that
doug but i think in this case it's like yeah enjoy everybody enjoy the uh
positivity and the optimism and
the hope at the same time i will say like you know let's don't get too excited
because
there's a history of like politicians never ever doing what they say and right
it would be a miracle
if this guy who seems very nice and charismatic and full of the right ideas
like you know remember
i i need i need not remind you of a gentleman named john federman i was just
gonna yeah mention
remember how excited we were we were john federman heads yeah this guy's cool
he's gonna shake it up
and now he's like that guy's all he's all wrong he's all maggot now i saw a
clip of him on fox and
they're like is it do you have any thoughts about running for president he's
like well it's a little
too early to tell like you're gonna run for john federman running for president
that's that would be the
best and short yeah grumpy so he's so grumpy and he's like i don't know maybe i'll
be present maybe i
won't you just have to wait and find out why do you care maybe i will grumpy
guy well everyone better
eat up those hot dogs before the goat meat replaces them i could have a big
contest and that city's already
like if i was there earlier this year it's like it's in great shape uh in a lot
of ways like you
go to that park it's beautiful people they've got those city bikes doug you'd
love it you're riding
around the you know like i always write those when i go to new york i love it
there's a lot of problems
and things are expensive but it's such a great place and i think you know give
this guy a chance to
try to make some things better for people what the is the big deal jesus
anyways i love seeing all
those people melt down i love it i love new york