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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sarah Squirm, Joe Keery, Dan O'Sullivan (OHL XL Ep 367)' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-11. Transcript available.

Sarah Squirm, Joe Keery, Dan O'Sullivan (OHL XL Ep 367)

Where are you?
I like to meet people who can make me laugh.
I like having fun.
Yes, I like to laugh.
I like having fun to meet people who can laugh.
Good morning, everybody!
December 11th!
Here in Glendale, California, beautiful day.
A little crisp, not too cold, a little warm.
Going to heat up later, saying 80 degrees later today, Vic Berger.
Woo!
It was 83 yesterday.
And it's getting me in the Christmas spirit.
I cannot wait to go caroling this afternoon.
I'm going to do an interesting solo caroling afternoon in my neighborhood.
Christmas time is near.
And I'm going to be singing all the classics for my neighbors by myself at 3 o'clock
today.
We think and hard, but we can't last.
I hope people at home are laughing.
I'm laughing.
This room's dead.
The energy sucks!
But that's okay, because today is just a normal day.
Next week is the big holiday show.
So you can skip today's episode.
Dude, you're getting it down.
Hot, erotic.
No, we have so much in store for you today.
Let me just go through it real quick.
We got Sarah Squirm zooming in to tell us all about her new comedy special.
She's still doing comedy.
Occasionally.
I'm kidding, Sarah.
We love you.
What makes a song of caroling?
Dan O'Sullivan is here, and I'm going to cut to him in a minute.
But Dan O'Sullivan is a legend of journalism.
Not really, but what would he be?
His stomach is sick.
I've been sued.
You've been sued?
Oh, I can't wait to hear about that.
Don't tell us who it was.
Okay.
Well, you were also convicted of sexual assault.
Well, we'll talk about that later.
It's not funny, but it's so much more.
I didn't tell the guys this.
I don't think.
We just got this in about an hour ago, but we're going to be getting a Zoom
also from
the former senator of Massachusetts, John Kerry, former, I guess, was he a vice
president?
No.
No, he ran for president.
Secretary of State.
Secretary of State.
Yeah.
John Kerry.
That's a big get.
Huge get.
And hopefully he'll give us a perspective on the world at large.
We're going to be talking about the world at large as well.
The real Hillary's dead.
Today, we're also going to be nominating Dops and Drops of the Year.
That's two functions of the show.
We have, of course, the beautiful drops from the boys.
Hold on, I'm coming.
And we'll listen.
These guys are each going to propose what they believe are the Drops of the
Year from their
library.
And we'll put that up on the Patreon as the nominations.
You guys can all vote for what you believe.
I don't think that's one of them.
That's all I know.
And the Dops of the Year as well.
Dops of the Year.
A lot of Dops are doppelgangers, folks.
These are other people in the world that look like us.
There's many of them.
Get that fat pig off the couch.
Wow.
Okay.
He's really leaning into that lately, huh?
The pig talk.
Very Freudian.
America, grande, ultimate.
You know, one finger pointing, four pointing, three really pointing back, right?
That's a great way to look at it.
Three pointing back.
Oh, right.
And then a thumbs up.
And then just a thumbs up also.
Yeah.
Big, also a big, we're following lots of political news today.
Mike Lindell, Mike Pillow, Mike the Pillow Guy, running for governor of
Minnesota.
Finally.
Now we've got someone to root for.
We're bringing it back.
Oh, hey.
Oh.
I didn't know you did that.
Wow.
Listen, Sarah Squirm, watch your tail, okay?
Sarah, we're going to have to reschedule you.
Yeah.
I'm going to go long on Lindell.
Okay.
Let's hear another piece.
Did she do a good Lindell?
What are you going to do as, what is your first priority as governor?
My first priority, of course, is the voting machines.
We have to get in there, pull them out, rip all the wires out.
Okay.
Put a pillow in.
How about these Somalians?
Don't even get me started on them.
They're all over.
I see James Adomian's heart breaking right now.
I mean, I'm coming for all of them here.
I mean, yeah.
Well, Dan has got a podcast that he's hawking on our show today called The Outfit.
Sorry, called The Outfit.
The Outfit, which is all about the mafia.
So we're going to talk a little mafia talk.
I love the mafia.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You always are talking about them, praising them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think they've been a great thing for our country.
Oh.
He sort of has said that, too.
So, you know.
Nostradamus.
But let us not forget that this is the time of the year to say thank you to DJ
Doug Pound.
Oh, good horning.
It's like dead.
It's dead.
Anyway, good horning to you, Tim.
And Victor Berger, the fourth, is with us.
Hey, what's up, everybody?
I'm going to piggyback off of Doug and say, I'm pretty horny today.
Pretty horny.
All right, Doug, give us, let's just start this.
We'll do this throughout the show today, but let's get three drop nominations
from your side
of the table, your side of the room.
Okay.
Give me what you, I know you, have you been doing the work, organizing?
Have you been being a good boy?
I have thousands of drops.
It was very difficult.
I don't know.
I tend to go back to classic ones from years ago, mostly.
But I kind of like, I think the worm dude has really kind of blossomed lately.
The worm dude.
Okay, mark that, the worm dude.
Wow.
I like this dog snoring.
Let's get that clean.
Okay, good.
Dog snoring from Doug.
And one more.
Okay, let's do this one.
It's called sports.
It's called baseball in particular.
Very, it came in handy a lot this summer.
Because we love Trump and we love baseball here.
Vic, what do you got for me?
Give me three.
This is one I'm pretty proud of.
Okay.
That's the breeders, right?
That's the breeders.
I don't know if I'd lead with that.
I'm just getting started here.
And then we got my guy, Frank.
Franke, F-R-A-N-K-E.
I'm gonna take it to the water.
I've never heard that before.
That's my favorite.
That's my, that gets my vote.
I've never heard that all-time favorite.
That gets my vote.
You've used it?
Oh, yeah.
I've never heard it before.
Listen to this.
I'm gonna take it to the water.
He's doing his mouthwash.
All right.
So that's two.
Let's see.
And then I got this one.
You've made me a, you've made me a believer.
That is good.
Believer.
Believer.
That's the new Foreigner lead singer, right?
I don't know that one.
I don't think I've heard that one.
Imagine Dragons.
I've heard that one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Believer.
That deserves to be on the list.
Yeah, that's a pretty good one.
And breeders.
I should say, speaking of Foreigner, we will finally.
Get to Rat News, hopefully, before the break.
Is that right, Matt?
You have it in the doc, so we're gonna get to the Rat News.
I think we'll have time.
Okay, good.
We're trying to squeeze it in.
All right.
So you've now, you've each established three drops.
We'll get maybe three more later in the show.
I think we'll have a poll.
If people in the chat want to submit some ideas, you're welcome to.
We'll probably ignore those.
And then there'll be a vote on the Patreon.
If there's one that they really, you know, I'd be happy to swap out.
Totally, totally.
Let us know.
Right.
This is really a conversation starter.
This is about you guys.
Not us.
And Vic, do you have enough in terms of mangoes back there?
Do you need to rattle or crinkle through anything to sustain yourself?
The Vilmar school of making as much noise as possible.
No, I don't have anything.
Anything more to pop?
I cleared off all my clutter.
Oh, yeah.
This is kind of a big deal.
It's only essential things.
That's it.
Yeah, look at that.
There are a couple that are iconic drops that are being mentioned.
Truffle, truffle, truffle.
Oh, yeah.
Please let me hear truffle, truffle, truffle.
Truffle, truffle, truffle, truffle.
Yeah, that's amazing.
Truffle popcorn.
Corn?
Corn?
Truffle salt.
Salt, salt.
Truffle, truffle, truffle, truffle.
And Woody.
Woody, of course.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the clarinet?
Give him time.
Oh, the clarinet.
That's my...
I would also like to submit PBD going buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz, buzz.
Yeah, I was saving that one.
Okay, so there's still more to come.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
People think I don't like the drops because I yell at them when they're...
But I like them in...
No, I thought they added some into the discussion of refugees last week.
The very serious...
You know, just dropping those in.
The worst thing you've ever heard.
Speaking of Meg Han Markle, I just wanted to also plug something that I believe
maybe the
week of Christmas, Christmas week, leading up to the 24th, I'll be providing a
commentary
track to the With Love Megan holiday special that she put up on Netflix.
I think she put it up on her own.
I guess you can upload stuff to Netflix now, like YouTube.
She just has a backdoor access or whatever.
Yeah.
Chord.
What I did was...
It's very simple.
It's not...
I didn't revolutionize anything here, but I just sat here in the studio,
pressed play on
Megan, pressed record, and I just walked...
I just talked...
I just free-associated commentary.
And I think it came out pretty funny.
So that's available for patrons starting the week of Christmas, right, man?
That's right.
And you'll get a notice on that.
You'll get an alert.
You'll get an alert.
I don't know if you ever watched the Alan Partridge doing the live commentary
of the
coronation of the king.
That's fantastic.
Wonderful.
Mine's not going to be as good as that.
But yes, you can see this...
How could it not be with Megan, Harry, Montecito in the mix?
I mean, come on.
Well, you spoiled something because Harry does show up in this.
Oh, my God.
I have to tell you.
It just shocked me.
Well, they know that.
How could he not be on the holiday special?
Well, I don't think he's usually in the Megan, with Megan universe.
Well, he's been spending a lot of time on Epstein Island.
No.
That's what I got sued over.
Such good flavor.
What were you sued over?
Let's get to that.
People are clamoring to know.
Here's what I'll say about it.
It was a Nazi, and it was over something I wrote at the RNC.
Oh.
Where we...
Yeah, we met there.
We met there.
2016.
And it was a nuisance suit, but I got to...
Oh.
But you know what was cool?
He couldn't serve me.
He couldn't find me to serve me.
So his dumb lawyer emailed me and said,
can you just accept it via email?
And I thought about it for a second.
I went, no.
And that was it.
That was the end of it, you know.
Don't ever fucking say that again to anybody, ever.
No, but I'll tell you later.
Yeah.
Boy, I don't even want to get into that whole world,
but just to quickly say,
they're all eating each other alive right now.
It's a bad time to be...
Oh, and Candace Owens and Tim Poole.
It's a mess.
They're the circular firing squad.
Yeah, I know.
The majority report has a good breakdown of that,
if you're interested.
I was inhaling that the other day.
Tasty, yeah.
Tim Poole using the C word on Candace Owens.
He might be on the way out.
He's saying, I'm going to pack it in.
Yeah, I heard that.
He's like, I could easily make five million a year
just playing his videos or whatever it was, he said.
And it's funny.
Great.
It is funny.
I danged a little snowflake.
Wait, what?
That guy.
What else?
Well, Matt, let's just...
We got so much to get to.
I wonder if we just take a quick call.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's talk to some folks out there.
JD has been chomping at the bit.
The vice president?
He clarified that.
Can you clarify, JD, for us?
Are you the vice president?
I am not the vice president, no.
I can imagine the vice president showing up on a Zoom looking like this, though,
in the next couple of years.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's rough out there.
You got to cover for Trump all the time.
I just wanted to give a quick back pat to you, Tim.
I've been really enjoying your Beatles.
That's what this show's about.
Yeah, your Beatles riff on the Patreon is great.
I've been going back through that and listening to that
and going back through all of the anthology recordings
and listening to them and just really enjoying it.
And I want to know if you've been doing the same.
You can't see this at home.
He's reading o