Name: Tim Heidecker Gets BLASTED 💥
Uploaded: 2026-01-15T03:28:39.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker Gets BLASTED 💥' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker Gets BLASTED 💥' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-15. Transcript available.

- Can't see.
- Huh?
- No, I'm just like, give me a sec.
I just got really lightheaded, sorry.
- You guys okay?
- Uh-huh.
- Hey, wait!
- They're gone, are we still streaming?
- Uh, yeah.
- We're still streaming?
What's going on?
- I don't know, where'd the dudes go?
They just disappeared, I had a question,
and now I'll be asking it to nobody, I guess.
- The Trinity is gone.
- What's going on?
You guys are there?
- Yeah, and you can hear us, right?
- Yeah, what do we want to talk about?
- I mean, I guess we gotta keep the show going.
I don't know, I don't know what to do.
- I mean, I guess the show could go on.
Hang on, just give me a second.
I mean, we could do working hours.
Let's see what we got.
Who's calling?
- It's Lila, Phil.
- Oh, hello, Lila.
Just reading on today's, what's in the news?
What's the news?
- Oh, what is it?
What's the news?
- Looks like Martin Short and Meryl Streep are an item,
says so, right there.
- Maybe we could do the crossword?
- Yeah, we could maybe do the crossword here today.
- I would say, why not?
We could kind of fill it out.
Can everybody see the crosswords here?
- No, you're gonna have to read one or two of those.
- Can y'all zoom in?
Can y'all like expand your screen?
- No, Phil, you gotta read us one.
- Okay, so the first clue is the four.
- Hold on, Phil.
- What's that?
What's going on there?
- Doug just came in.
- What?
- Um, awkward.
- Vic.
- Who's speaking?
Who's on working hours?
- We just got blasted.
- Guys?
- No, no, Phil.
Where's Tim at?
- What happened to you guys?
- I don't know.
I was in here and then I woke up out there.
Did you drug me or something?
- How's Phil hosting the show now?
- I mean, I could stay.
If you need to host, I could stay.
- Are you guys okay?
- We got some good rapport.
- Nah, we're good.
Uh, back in June, we had a good show.
Could make this kind of a permanent thing.
If this is the way it's gonna go.
- Bye, Phil.
Thanks for filling time, Phil.
- Filling time.
- Hello?
- Oh, wait, what?
- Oh, Tim's--
- Wait, I didn't recognize that.
- Tim, where are you?
- Hello?
- Jesus.
- Tim.
- What the fuck?
- Where are you?
- I don't know.
I'm in a bathtub.
- Oh my God.
- Ew, you got that one little rag in there?
- Dirty feet.
- Yeah.
Where are you guys?
What happened?
- We just woke up nearby outside the studio.
- Get zapped.
- Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm in a, it looks like--
- You're in a hotel.
- I'm in like a marble space
that I don't really understand.
What is this?
Can you read this?
- It says Yusuf wet.
Are you wet?
- You're gonna miss the talent.
- I am wet.
Yeah, I'm pretty wet.
- I'm naked.
- Oh boy.
- It's cold in here, Doug.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
A second ago, I was in the studio with you guys.
We were doing the show.
- Is there a blanket that says Yusuf cold?
- There's the toilet.
- It's not your bathroom.
That's not on the property.
- Tim.
- Oh no.
- If it's yellow, let it mellow, right?
- Apparently.
- Is it yellow in there?
Is it yellow in there?
- Yes, it's yellow.
You can't see colors either.
- This isn't my room.
This is, I don't know, I don't know where I am.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do here.
- That's not your piss?
That's not your piss in the bowl.
Let me get this clear. - No, I just woke up.
I'm in this, I was a second ago, I was in the studio
and now I'm in a bathtub.
It's not very full.
- Is your kidney still there?
- Yeah, my kidneys are here.
Yeah, my body's fine.
Do you want to see everything?
- Is the penis still okay?
- My penis is fine.
- Can you describe it?
- Wet from the water.
And the hair on my pesticles is wet.
- Pesticles?
- Yeah.
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