Name: Toilet Paper USA’s Halftime Show DUMPSTER FIRE 💩🔥
Uploaded: 2026-02-15T13:00:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Toilet Paper USA’s Halftime Show DUMPSTER FIRE 💩🔥' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Toilet Paper USA’s Halftime Show DUMPSTER FIRE 💩🔥' from Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-15. Transcript available.

well i do want to talk about bad bunny yeah first of all i thought that was
fantastic me as a latino
mayor of a city that speaks of a majority latino city and as a spanish speaker
the biggest thing
that i do for residents in many respects is like just making people feel seen
who hadn't felt seen
for a long time yeah and that's what bad bunny did on a national stage is
people who felt invisible
or who felt particularly beaten up this year yeah were seen and that's a big
deal i just thought it
was an incredible spectacle i thought it was pretty cool i didn't know i wasn't
expecting
to be that good it was like a play it was yeah yeah the staging of it was
unlike anything i've ever
seen and it was like the the right message that this country needs right now
what about the message
of dong diggity that was um that was uh kid rock of course did some counter
programming and they did
good numbers i mean there were people definitely checking that out it was 21
million views this
guy lee bryce comes out with a new song now i just want to play a little of
this new song because
um it's unbelievable i just want to kiss my fish what drive drive my truck
drink my beer are you not
able to do any of that keep going not wake up to all this stuff i don't want to
hear then take some
sleeping pills and just killed another man killed another man that that was
that we're gonna get
lyrics on this okay all the pasta all those things you're gonna be able to do
turn the tv on sitting
want steven new okay grandpa here we go get ready for the cheers boys ain't
little girls i have to
make sure this guy's not playing the ppl center now he might be now listen to
this is the point it ain't
easy it ain't easy being country country in this country nowadays yes it is for
you look at you oh you
have all the power you have all the power you have the presidency the congress
not for long but the
supreme court you have everything you want you fucking bitch whining like a
baby lee bryce child
you child it's not easy being country in the country these days get the out of
here
you're by the way your pro business conservative value is the reason your
country sucks is with
bringing in walmart's in every little small town
let's make a list for him so we can help him
wear my hat buckle my jeans fill up my gas throw my ball wash my truck change
my oil pick up my dog
shit piss my pants do-si-do go to walmart snake my toilet erase my files
redact my files yeah yeah lee bryce you get in touch with us we'll we'll walk
you off the ledge and
make sure that you're you're gonna get i'm gonna go through this list of yours
and explain how you
can have all the things come all your dreams come true