Name: Dana Carvey and Norm Macdonald Impersonate the Same Celebrities
Uploaded: 2021-07-04T01:15:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dana Carvey and Norm Macdonald Impersonate the Same Celebrities' from Norm and Other Stuff on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dana Carvey and Norm Macdonald Impersonate the Same Celebrities' from Norm and Other Stuff on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-04. Transcript available.

- I did not.
- You didn't?
- Is that weird?
I like doing Johnny.
For those of you who don't know that kind of thing,
I did not know that.
- I did not know that.
- For those of you at home,
you're watching a thing called a television.
- Hello, this is Johnny Carson.
- Oh, Mr. Carson, how can I help you?
- I feel like there's a yak on my chest.
- Anyway, you ready for this?
You're terrific, anybody.
If you've never seen stand-up like Norm Macdonald,
you're in for the treat.
Believe me, he goes down,
he puts his pedal to the pedal and he just goes.
- Anyways, Bernadette Peters is gonna be with us in a while.
Anyway, I show up for work,
and every day I have a donut with sprinkles on it.
Today, I walk in, I'm told Bernadette Peters
ate my two donuts with the sprinkles on them.
Anyway, she's a fine lady.
- We come in peace.
Let's get out of here.
- I am Christopher Walken, Jesus Christ.
- I don't like Junes.
Hashtag yarmulke.
How are you, Henry?
- I am not a trust.
- Well, I suppose that they were carrying listening devices.
Perhaps you can call them hearing devices.
And wigs.
- People think it's wonderful to get a car.
But, and if you had two cars, wouldn't it be wonderful
if you had a golf membership?
- Well, that would, wouldn't that be the greatest thing ever?
But for those of us that know,
the unhappiest people I know are the ones that drink too little.
I mean, drink too much.
Think too little.
Play too much bridge.
- Dark hat guy run by chief.
Dark hat guy go in the water.
Shark in the water.
- You're past Poston Kelly, aren't ya?
How?
- Jealous.
- Jealous?
- In the fall of 1971, at an Arco station in Buttonwillow,
I had my entire fist up Monty Hall's ass.
I was in a cornhole stack at the Playboy Mansion in 1968.
Merv Griffin was on the bottom, then me, Fess Parker,
Ronnie Schell, Art Garfunkel, Trini Lopez,
and Sebastian Cabot.
Hef was watching while Otto Premature blew him.
Butte, Montana.
- Welcome to Larry King Live.
Tonight, a very special guest.
The Iron Horse of Broadcasting.
Larry King is with us.
Larry, welcome.
- An honor to be with you, Larry.
- Well, welcome to the show.
- This is strange, isn't it?
- It's strange, but it's good.
- So I gotta put the pill in the bed and I touch the data.
- Now, where is your dad from?
Ben, isn't we, aren't the Ottawa.
What is your father?
Give me a paper.
- Here, now, write your father's name on the paper.
- Hello?
- You didn't?
- This is Aaron and Johnny Carson.
- I like doing you.
- Oh, Mr. Carson, how can I help you?
- I feel like there's a yak on my chest.
- When you're at home, you're watching a thing called a television show.
- You guys, Bernadette Peters.
- It's gonna be your best.
- Wow, anyway, I show up for work.
And I'm, you know, every day I have a, uh, don't have a sprinkles on me.
- Oh, I'm in peace.
- Let's get outta here.
- I don't like Jews.
- I, uh, I suppose...
- Hashtag Yamato!
- ...they were carrying hosting the horses.
Perhaps you can tell them.
- How are you, Henry?
- I am not a boy.
- Ken Wiggins.
- Ken Wiggins.
- That's supposed to tell me at ya.
- That's supposed to tell me at ya.
- How jealous?
- In the fall of 1971 in an Arco station in Buttonwillow, I had my entire fist
up Monty Hall's ass.
I was in a cornhole stack at the Playboy Mansion in 1968.
Lou Griffin was on the bottom, then me, Fess Paca, Ronnie Shell on golf from
Golf Trina.
- What is your fight?
Give me a paper!
- I'll do it again.
- You're fast posting, Kelly, aren't ya?
How?