Name: Dr. Phil on The Norm Show
Uploaded: 2021-08-02T23:42:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dr. Phil on The Norm Show' from Norm and Other Stuff on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dr. Phil on The Norm Show' from Norm and Other Stuff on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-02. Transcript available.

Then, I started selling my body on the street for booze.
The bottle is turning my life into a living hell.
Okay, I think we can start now.
Okay, all of you guys have really stressful jobs,
and I'm just here to help you cope with that.
So, let's get started. Who wants to say something?
Dr. Phil, I'm having problems at work.
Um, I'm usually pretty patient, but my cat's been sick lately,
and as a result, I've been a little short with people.
Uh, well, Lori, um, sometimes when you're short with me,
it hurts my feelings.
Did you not hear one word I just said about my cat?
That Andy Cap sure loves the booze.
Excuse me, Norm, but you know what I'd love?
That is, you'd put Andy Cap down and get your head in the game here, boy.
Well, I just want to go on record, Dr. Phil, as saying
that unlike my esteemed colleagues here, I am not a whack job.
Why don't you let me decide that,
and you just tell us what's on your mind?
Well, let me just say this, then.
The only reason I'm here is to impress some girl.
Me, too. I gotta go to five of these stupid things.
I gotta go to six.
Hey, hey, I got an issue.
I only want to go to five of these like this guy.
Norm, Norm, come on.
We're all here to make the workplace environment better.
You can say something.
I got no problems at the workplace.
I get along with everybody.
The uh-oh, everybody, Norm.
Well, I don't get along with my boss,
but that's not my fault.
There's no pleasing Mr. Daddy, that guy.
Mr. Daddy?
I said Mr. Denby.
What, am I deaf here?
You said Mr. Daddy.
No, I didn't.
All right, who heard Mr. Daddy?
Uh, Mary?
I'm sorry.
I was in the middle of a blackout.
Well, I'll tell you what, Norm.
Since you brought your daddy up,
why don't you just tell us about him?
Well, my father was a great man.
Oh, really?
What was great about him?
Well, he was a good man.
Fine, then.
What was good about him?
Well, he's a man.
I know that.
Norm, you've obviously got some problems
with your father here.
Maybe you should just talk to him.
Oh, no, no.
I could never talk to my father.
You've obviously got some problems
that are messing up your relationship
with your boss here.
This is crazy.
My father has nothing to do with Mr. Daddy.
You said it again.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
I'm telling you, Norm,
you're never going to fix your problems
with Mr. Denby.
Hey, you said it.
You said it, Mr. Daddy.
What?
Look at that.
Unbelievable.
Hey, maybe you should go meet with him
and make out.
Look, Norm,
that dog won't hunt around here, boy.
You've obviously unearthed
something very deep here.
You can't just bury it.
Oh, really?
Well, you'd be surprised
at what I can bury.
I'm burying this whole session
right now in my head.
No, you can't, Norm.
Oh, yes, I can.
I'm burying it way back,
way back in my brain,
way back behind the algebra
that I learned when I was a kid
and way back behind
the state capitals
and way back behind
that time I played dress-up
with my Uncle Bill
and his roommates.