Name: Norm Macdonald Live in Chicopee, MA (2012)
Uploaded: 2021-10-02T09:46:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Live in Chicopee, MA (2012)' from bubbyberry on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Live in Chicopee, MA (2012)' from bubbyberry on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-02. Transcript available.

Norm Macdonald Live in Chicopee, MA (2012)

- Please put your hands together for Mr. Miller Biggs!
- All right, all right, I'm just turning the turners up.
This is awkward, more than a fuckin' 13 year old girl.
You know, I got some pork in my belly, whatever.
That excites me, it was a big year because of,
an election year, that's why.
Every four years I got the elections.
It's like the Olympics 'cause I don't know
what the fuck it's about.
Yeah, it's that same year this year.
I just pretend I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know anything, but I just go,
"Hey, it went back to the finance thing than the NASDAQ."
I'm like, "Yeah, it's a shame."
I don't know, I'm just complaining for that.
I'd give my best.
The Olympics had trouble, I don't know shit.
You know, every four years I'm supposed to all of a sudden
get interested in women hopping around.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know if it's...
I don't know if it's...
I give her if it's not an Olympic year, you go,
"Hey, Ruth, come on in here, man."
There's a woman moving gymnasts.
They're hopping around on the TV, if you'd like to see it.
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You've got a...
Prince of Strobel going!
Are you guys okay?
He broke a 25 minute mile!
That's it!
That's what I was doing!
I always think about...
The Olympics...
I'm actually the Olympics...
They put sports together too...
They don't belong together...
Like a guy running a 100 yard dash...
And then fish...
You know what I'm saying?
I think it's where the guy comes in last...
Or anything like that...
So they all show the guy coming in first...
And his face...
He's all excited and everything...
But if you ever want to look...
Just keep your eye on the guy who's in last...
Because that's the story...
This guy...
You know he's...
He realizes something that's coming in last...
You can see it in his face...
He's in the race...
He's like...
"Hey, I'm going to come in"
That's the guy who's going to come in second...
And I was way ahead of me...
I trained four years...
Every day of my life...
I'm going to come in last...
I didn't want to train at all...
I'm trying to say...
Anyways...
The election's here...
I don't know what I'm doing...
I'm trying to watch the news...
I'm trying to understand it...
They come on...
They're like...
You know...
I'm like...
Oh...
That went up...
And I'm like...
That's good...
That's my opinion...
They go...
I don't like when it goes down...
I don't know what it's like...
I don't know what it's like...
So I just try to watch the ads...
I like watching the ads...
I would direct towards idiots like me...
I mean...
Sometimes the ads are about the...
You know...
The economy is all over...
I thought it was very simple...
To be like...
Okay...
Very simple...
I want to get America...
Working my jobs...
I'm like...
I like that...
I sang that the other day...
Ruth...
And that might...
That just might be the cure...
For all this unemployment...
Finally...
I got to use...
Well...
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I don't think it's a bad...
I don't think it's a bad one...
I don't think it's a bad one...
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