Name: Norm Macdonald Interview 2014- (MIX 96.9 Phoenix) #NormMacdonald
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Interview 2014- (MIX 96.9 Phoenix) #NormMacdonald' from bubbyberry on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-02. Transcript available.

Live at Ross for a Cause, and two of the funniest people in the entire four-mile
radius of Ross for a Cause have just joined us here today.
You guys thought I was going to do something big like Phoenix or maybe Arizona.
Yeah, well, that 45-second pause was going to give away.
We've got Sean O'Connor who stopped by, and the legendary Norm MacDonald is
here.
Sean is the future of comedy.
Which is sad, isn't it?
This is Good News Friday.
Yeah, it's Feel Good Friday.
Feel Good Friday.
And I'd like to tell you something.
Yes.
It's a little statistic I heard today that made everyone feel good.
A full 94% of the American public are not affected by the people.
You should feel good about that.
Oh, yeah.
More people don't have it than do.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I feel very...
Now, where are you on that?
Do you not have him on it right now?
I don't have it.
He beat him in yesterday from Los Angeles.
I flew in.
Sean was so afraid he drove all the way to Los Angeles.
Did you really?
He took a seven-hour ride.
Yeah.
Why are you paranoid about it?
Like, three people have it.
Do you realize that?
Well, today is Feel Good Friday.
But yesterday was Anxiety Thursday.
Well, you're saying now that not only it's a few people...
Oh, yeah.
They think...
Oh, I can't say because it's Feel Good Friday.
It will bum everyone out.
What do they think?
Say...
800 people may have been infected because of that woman getting on a plane.
Yeah, you're right.
I think it's kind of a doubter.
It's a doubter.
But the good news is, it's a maybe.
This morning, this morning, President Obama...
What did he do?
He's the only one who's going to be appointed.
Appointed an Ebola czar.
Yeah, an Ebola czar.
Yeah, you've got a SWAT team after you.
Yeah.
Yeah, finally.
Well, this is good.
To a lot of people...
The world's a world is weird that you can appoint a czar.
They usually have complete power.
Yeah.
He just has the power over Ebola.
Yeah.
It's not much power, is it?
Yeah, he's the worst czar of all.
Yeah.
He's the czar that's least popular at the czar party.
Right.
Everybody else has clout, he has none.
Yeah, he's a large bunch of old.
Nobody wants to deal with him.
Well, that's the Ebola czar, uh, not that guy.
Stand Up Live has both of you guys tonight and tomorrow night.
And thank you for coming out to our bras for a buzz, man.
It's, uh, it's beautiful.
I bet when you walked up here you thought that, Sean, these are probably the
bras that belong
to every woman you've ever slept with.
But the truth is, they are not.
They're not?
No.
Oh, I thought you made a dream catcher.
I'm like, oh, this isn't Cydonia.
Cydonia?
Is that how you said that?
Cydona.
Cydona.
Cydona.
Oh, yeah, I'm from New Jersey.
I mispronounced it.
Yeah, is that because of the education of the week?
The education and, like, the spaghetti went through my brain.
Norm, how do you travel with this guy?
That's the real place.
Oh, Sean?
Well, Sean's the future of comedy.
You've said that twice, though.
Are you trying to convince yourself?
Oh, no, no.
I'm not Sean.
And, uh, and, uh, so, you know, it's so fun to be with him on the road, you
know?
And listening to his jokes.
Is he, and I mean, what kind of humor does he have?
What kind of humor?
Because you're real dry, sarcastic.
Yeah, he's more wet.
Everybody get that?
Yeah, I'm very blue.
So it's blue call, like a real blue call.
Oh, no, no, like blue, like filthy.
Oh, no, no, I'm blue, like, oh, yeah, filthy, disgusting.
Yeah, like, oh, my God, like, downright vile.
Yeah.
Downright, like, people hear your jokes and they think maybe you're not okay.
Yeah.
He will, he takes the Lord's name in vain.
Really?
Many times.
Yeah, Hitler.
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen, listen, I don't know if you heard about this, but speaking, I can't
believe this is coming out of my mouth, but speaking of Hitler.
Yeah.
There was news out this week that Hitler was probably on meth while he was
ruling.
Makes sense to me.
He was on meth?
Yeah, he was saying he was probably on a variety of drugs, meth being one of
the worst.
Hitler, feel good Friday.
Oh, that's a good Friday.
He was essentially just Tuco for Breaking Bad, if you really think about it.
Like, not a lot.
If he was on meth, I'd call him Hi Hitler.
Hi Hitler.
We'll go out with that.
Ross Mercos here today.
We'd love for you to stop by.
Sean O'Connor and Norm Macdonald will be at Stand-Up Live tonight and tomorrow
night.
No, we're not going to be at Stand-Up Live.
No, you're at Tempe Improv.
Tempe Improv.
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry, guys.
We'll be at Tempe Improv.
Yeah.
Whatever you do, don't go to Stand-Up Live.
Yeah, Bruce Bruce is at Stand-Up Live.
Oh, no, screw him.
He's not coming.
Lenny Bruce's son, Bruce Bruce.
We're not interviewing Bruce Bruce until this afternoon, so for now, forget
about him.
Yeah.
This is about Tempe Improv tonight and we're going to do it on the show.
Oh, it's going to rock, man.
Thank you, guys, for coming.
Oh, it's so fun, man.
Have another donut.
Those donuts are really good.
Thank you so much.
We've got an angel.
Woo!
Thank you, guys.