Name: Norm Macdonald Live In Nova Scotia (With Footage!) - 2012
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Live In Nova Scotia (With Footage!) - 2012' from bubbyberry on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-20. Transcript available.

Norm Macdonald Live In Nova Scotia (With Footage!) - 2012

I was married and Peanut and I took our
honeymoon right here. So this is very
special. Thank you very much. We want
some diversity. Now, I've had the great
fortune of going with Norm to a lot of
places around Canada. And please don't
get mad. Halifax is my second, second
favorite place in Canada. What's my first?
Well, it kind of sounds like the heart
condition angina. So after this one, I'm
going to introduce Norm. I should, I'm
going to say this again later. I do have a
very special thing tonight. I'm selling a
CD that has 18 songs on it. And I'm
selling it for, I think, 10 bucks right
now. Thank you very much. So I'll be in the
back, but you guys have been great. This is
called, this is my favorite place. I love
Regina. It told me there was kind of like
a juvenile joke that like someone, like an
eight-year-old might say it. It's too late
now. And it's a sing-along. One, two, three, four.
I made love to Vancouver and I French-kissed
Montreal. I fell real hard for the cliffs of
Cape Breton. But only Regina will make me beg
Beggin' on like a magnet to Regina, I am drawn.
I love Regina, I love Regina, I love Regina, Saskatchewan.
I love Regina, I love Regina, I love Regina, oh, Saskatchewan.
Saskatoon and Yellowknife just ain't my kinds of town, and Moosejah sounds like
a girl I used to know.
But only Regina will never let me down, Regina looks and smells as pretty as
she sounds.
I love Regina, I love Regina, I love Regina.
Saskatchewan, I love Regina, I love Regina, I love Regina, oh, Saskatchewan.
You cannot live Regina, even if you try.
There simply isn't no other better place.
She's smoother than a baby's mom and sweeter than cherry pie.
Regina always puts a smile back on my face.
It's a single one.
I love Regina, I love Regina.
I love Regina, Saskatchewan.
I love Regina, I need Regina.
I love Regina, I love Regina, I love Regina, oh, Saskatchewan.
Thank you very much, Alvin.
You guys were great.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Yes, it was more than a pleasure in my life to be on the stage.
And now, it's my great, great pleasure to introduce the funniest guy going
right now.
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together, Mr. Norm MacDonald.
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So, and I never voted in my fucking life.
In America, first of all, I can't vote on account of a Canadian citizen, but it's
a hard thing.
I don't even think I would anyway on account of, America's a very important
place.
I realized that when I went there.
Like, you voted for the wrong guy, motherfucker could blow up the world or such
shit.
And then, you know, I don't need that on my fucking hands.
I don't want the world to blow up.
People go, "What the fuck were you thinking?"
I'm like, "I thought you'd be a good guy to have a beer with."
Now, I read people always vote for the guy that they would enjoy having a beer
with.
They should make the fucking political ad stuff, you know what I'm saying?
Like, go, "Yeah, fuck man, you should vote for Obama.
That motherfucker, he always buys a beer."
That crappy guy, man, I heard, "He, he doesn't even like beer."
But, and I never voted in Canada because, you know, everything's inconsequential.
What the fuck does that matter?
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And then, you know, then the guy gets in the House of Parliament and shit.
And then, uh, he's like, "Can I say something, Mr. Speaker or Mrs. Speaker or
whatever?
Listen, hey, what about that bridge?"
And everybody's like, "Herb, stop talking about that fucking bridge."
I'm like, "Oh, sorry, it's a backpack."
It's back where I hail from.
It's pretty important to them.
And, uh, but Canada, you know, everybody, it's funny, Canada, you know, you
know what I mean?
Canada is like, uh, even as a Canadian, people would go, "Canada is the
greatest country in the world."
And I'd go, "Are you sure?"
"Canada?"
"Canada?"
"Don't seem like the greatest."
Normally, if you've got a person saying that our country is the greatest, like,
let's say a guy who goes, "Kenya is the greatest country in the world."
I'm sorry, the guy's from Kenya.
Pretty well, he's done.
Is that what the Olympics says?
See, the Summer Olympics, Canada sucks all the time.
They're like America, they're always like, "We have 8,000 medals."
And not 8,000, but...
And, uh, Canada, I remember, like, I remember one time, it was the Summer
Olympics, and they broke in some lady that won for her, she shot a gun, like,
at a target.
You know, she was a gun, she didn't even have a video of it.
But she won the bronze, and I was like...
But no, we got the, you know, we got hockey in the Winter Olympics, that's the
only really important sport in all of Olympic history.
I mean, the Summer Olympics this year, see, I don't know, I just pretend, like,
I'm like, "Yeah, the Olympics I haven't really watched."
Sometimes I do, but, you know...
Like, the sports, the sports in the Olympics, you don't give a fuck about 'em,
except on the Olympics.
You know what I mean?
Like, nobody watches that shit.
Like, you know, like, whatever it is, like a lady jumping over a hobby horse or
something like that.
But then, somehow, you're an intern, once every four years, you know, and all
of a sudden you're an expert.
You're like, "8.5, what kind of fucking horse shit is going on?"
"Ruth, get in here, look at this, what the hell, man, it's like 8.6 or
something like that."
And that head-ass horse shit's going on, you know?
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's my God.
And everybody's excited about swimming, you know?
And you watch, I don't know, you just see water, and then a bunch of, like,
water, like, kind of kerfuffle going on.
They put a little flag behind them.
Sometimes they'll have sports, I don't like when they combine sports.
Like, they'll take, in the Olympics, like, two good sports by themselves.
Then try and combine 'em, make another sport.
Like, I saw one, a guy run a 100-yard dash, and then, uh, fish.
You know, that wasn't really fun.
You know, the first part was very exciting.
And then, it's the guy fishing, you know, in a, in a crick.
Sometimes, I saw one, uh, you ever see how fast-walking?
The guy walks real fast, and, you know?
I think I could do that, you know what I mean?
Like, walking as fast as you can.
Basically, you're trying to not run, you know what I mean?
You're trying to...
But, you know, this guy's probably getting, like, uh, ripped from the other, uh,
guys now in the Olympic build,
like the sprinters, going,
"Hey, Bill! I saw you walking!"
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