Name: Bearded Men - Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2021-07-13T02:23:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bearded Men - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-13. Transcript available. Bill Burr talks about bearded men. Please Like, Share and Subscribe!

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bearded Men - Bill Burr' from Billy Twinkle Toes on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-13. Transcript available. Bill Burr talks about bearded men. Please Like, Share and Subscribe!

do you guys think if you're if you're catholic if you're uh christian christian
the one that
jesus loves the best when jesus comes back do you think that he's still gonna
be wearing those old
school clothes or does he come back with something a little more contemporary
you know does he have
one of those conor mcgregor fucking i know ufc cool ass fucking haircuts you
know sort of the
white guy high top fade with like a fucking part in it you know does he tuck
his shirt in is he all
business this time coming back like a fucking manager that came back early from
lunch to see
everybody fucking off you know is his t-shirt tucked in does he got a belt is
he going grunge style
come on you guys you guys are good at photoshop what does he come back looking
like now the thing is
is his look has been stolen by the hippies and then it was modernized by the
hipsters
and i would say that the the transition between hippies and hipsters was zach
galifianakis
right accidentally zach was doing his own fucking thing that guy brought the
beard back in a big way
he brought the beard back the way fucking burt reynolds rocked the mustache and
i don't think
zach ever got credit for it there's another guy i haven't seen him for fucking
ever one of the
funniest goddamn people and most unique you know i was always envious of of an
act like that is i i
can't imagine that he ever walks off stage and somebody goes hey zach just to
let you know i kind
of do a bit like that i kind of touch on that subject you know just very very
unique um so anyway what do
you think does he come back does does he do the thing where he you know all the
stuff that i'm
envious of if i still had fucking hair on top of my fucking charlie brown head
here is is yeah the the
hitler youth fade going up right that's what it really is on a white guy and
then the beard also then you
fade the beard into the santa claus thing right where you start george michael
you know then you
kind of gradually go to chris christopherson somewhere there and there is zach
and then you
end with the santa claus full beard it's really incredible um what some of
these people can do
uh nowadays if you've ever gone on uh i started i don't know why i i some at
some point i i went on
to youtube and i just started oh i was learning how to braid my daughter's hair
so i just got into
like all of these different things right and um it just eventually ended with
like beard shit
and um you know as a bald guy like you know the hair on your face becomes the
hair on your i mean the
hair on your head becomes the hair on your face after a while so i'm sitting
there going like
you know how long can i keep rocking this george michael
you know if you think i think it would be nice if you would touch my body then
i would blow you in a
fucking port-a-potty um i always loved that behind the music how open he was
about all of that
and my boyfriend was like oh honey what i was like oh honey i blew this guy he's
like oh honey jesus
um what a fucking talent that guy was um anyway