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um no i think i'm i've i've really figured something out when i took those
mushrooms
and this is the last time i i was just like oh yeah i need to address this
about myself so i
feel like if i was to go back to uh slowly becoming a pothead because i just
sort of
replaced weed with booze which is not what i ever wanted to do um and then if i
just didn't
smoke weed or eat gummies if i just smoked a million cigars that's also not
what i want to do
so i was thinking like you know because i've been sleeping really well and then
having these
vivid vivid fucked up fucking dreams would you like to hear one all right here
we go
so last night i had this dream
that my wife was leaving me and she was saying all this really mean shit to me
and um in the middle of that this rabbit dragged another rabbit into the room
was chomping down on its throat and killed it and the thing was making these
fucking noises and we both looked at it
acknowledged that it was happening but didn't really seem to care about it
and um
so i kind of woke up because it was such a fucked up dream and then you know
where my head went
the first thing i thought was if she ever does that to me
i kept thinking of all of these scenarios of how i would behave if she left me
so i could show her that i didn't care that she left
how fucked up is that and i was like uh
okay then i would just move off and be all alone and then she would deal with
the guilt of that
and it's like she wouldn't give a shit she'd get on with her life then you're
punishing yourself
i would fucking do this and live my best life
and all this type of shit
and then after doing i woke up in the middle of the night just thinking this
because of a dream and then i just sat there and i was like wait a minute
this has nothing to do with your wife
this has to do with you as a kid
not feeling loved
not feeling you know
and and and people who are supposed to be
protecting you
being fucking mean to you
on all levels
at home and otherwise
because it was the 70s and 80s
and i just got
the way to survive it
was i went into a mindset of
i don't care
i don't need that
so
i was sitting there going
well then what the fuck do the rabbits mean
a rabbit killing another rabbit
i just looked at like those things
are both the same thing
and rabbits don't kill other rabbits
as far as i know
they're not supposed to do that
so i viewed the rabbits as a symbol of love
and that's
the rabbit killing the other rabbit was me acting like i didn't need love
that's what i thought it meant
but then i was like well instead of sitting here philosophizing
like fucking dr phil and uh
whatever that fucking scientist that everybody agrees is the only scientist
that knows what's happening
because he's the only guy on tv whatever his fucking name is
i looked up
what does it mean
if a rabbit kills another rabbit in a dream
now there was no
interp there was that
search came up with nothing
all they came up with was
dream interpretation of killing a rabbit
uh is something that seems normal
this symbolized that the dreamer has a strong personality
on a different side
it also develops into nightmares
and this is a sign of bad news in the future
which
how fucking lame is that explanation
they just covered
you know
all
i always equate it to the guy playing roulette
who puts a chip on every fucking number and then he wins
it means you have a strong personality
or it's a
it's you know
it's a sign that something bad is going to happen in the future
all right
well that's vague enough
all right let's look at another one
all right let's go to dreamchrist.com
i dream about jesus
what are they going to read reboot i dream a genie and they'll put a man in
there
and a man in the bottle so then they can have a strong woman
you know
then it would make more sense that that the person that has the person in the
jar
doesn't want to fuck them
i never understood that
i remember that as a kid watching that shit
i was like why isn't he banging her
you know why
because he was the first woke person on television
uh genie i couldn't do that
i have a position of power over you
you live in a bottle
but master i want to fucking suck your dick
and that's basically what she was saying
wearing no goddamn clothes
um since ancient times
can you imagine having a show like that
and the woman called the guy master
oh jesus
um since ancient times
humankind has known dreams with various images that are present in their sleep
uh dream interpretation of killing a rabbit can have a good sign
but some can bring badness in life
i think killing a rabbit is a good thing from way back in the day when you
needed food
although there is a there's rabbit starvation
meaning that if all you did was live on rabbits you would die because it's such
a lean meat
you don't have enough fat and you'll actually starve to death
how do i know that
because i have the internet
uh to kill a rabbit in a dream indicates that there will soon be changing
things will soon be changing for the better
yeah maybe that's what it is
uh yeah because i'm tired of being this guy that pretends he doesn't want what
he you know
loving all of that shit
and i know this is like really extra fucking touchy feely for my fucking
podcast
but i know
that you know
there's a bunch of fucking guys like me right now
who are listening to this and if they're by themselves they're actually
listening being like yeah he's kind of
right but if you're with your friend
it was fucking guys we're coming to pussy man let's fucking listen to uh the
guy the other guy
fucking um so anyway i've been having dreams like that and waking up and then
thinking how i always think and then sit there and be like that's not the way
you want to think anymore
and then i just lay there and then i go back to sleep and then when i wake up i
feel unbelievably rested
and i like that feeling way better than waking up in the morning being hungover
or going like that i really just eat a gummy fucking every day this goddamn
week
and then have an ice cream sandwich before i went to bed like how is that
helping
i mean it's helping because it's you know it's a fucking fun goddamn thing to
do
but the next day the problem is still there so what i want to do
is work this shit out
so eventually i can come back and start drinking again for the right reasons
this time man
guys i don't know what i'm doing i'm fucking trying
um
anyway let's read a little bit
i love that i'm so fucked up that even on the internet where there's a fucking
answer for everything
there's not one fucking person out there that ever had a dream
i had a dream
what's his face mlk had a dream right
he had a dream i had a dream too
you had a dream of actually having the regular freedoms of everybody else
where i'm so privileged that i dream about rabbits killing each other
now what does that say
on this next segment
all right rabbits
dream
rabbit
kills
the rabbit wait wait wait it came up it came up it came up
no
i'm back to dream christ jesus i don't know who's working for jesus on the
internet but he's got it on fucking lockdown
the top 20 dreams about rabbits
ladies and gentlemen i have in my hand here
the top 20 reasons
top 20
dreams about rabbits
that really just made me miss the david letterman show
all right
dream about your actions towards the rabbit
catching a bunny
who knew there was all these bunny things
catching a but you think furbies dream about bunnies more than just a regular
person
all right
catching a bunny consider the actions that you are taking to capture a bunny or
rabbit
oh shut the fuck up and just tell me what it means
everybody always trying to teach
what kind of douche am i that i'm mad that this person is trying to teach me
they may offer you important clues for you to achieve your success for example
if you are setting a bunny trap in the dream it can reflect carefully planning
and patience in your endeavors
is it me or is there just no sympathy for rabbits and dreams
uh well it's not a real rabbit chasing after a bunny
uh that's when you're trying to fucking land some chick who's out of your
league
i'm gonna guess with each one of these
uh to chase after a bunny and dream suggests that you are going
you are going fleeting happiness
if a bunny escapes your attempt to capture it it indicates your efforts will be
fruitless
it can also suggest that you you do not have a good plan to achieve your goals
and success
yeah you got no game
all right killing a rabbit
um that's something that you fucking have been putting off and you finally you
finally cleaned out the garage
to kill a rabbit in a dream suggests that you will be the center of potential
conflicts
you will initiate inappropriate behavior and fight
and fights that can hurt your reputation
all right we're getting eating a rabbit
i'm going down
that doesn't mean that um eating a
the dream about eating a rabbit can suggest that you're taking advantage of
someone close to you
while the person is unbeknownst to your of your actions
oh i don't ever dream that all right dream about rabbit actions a rabbit
running
rabbit running uh you said yes to something you don't want to do
that's what i'm guessing all right to dream about a rabbit running way
to escape or hide suggests that you need to be more confident about your
surroundings
rabbit hopping and jumping
uh you drank too much water and there's not a bathroom close by and you're
going to piss the bed
no when the dream features a rabbit or bunnies jumping from one place to
another such as a hiding
in a rabbit holes or tunnels it's just lack of commitment
now you jump from one thing to another perhaps you are jumping back and forth
between relationships
i know i know somebody's done a bit about this but why can't you just have a
literal dreams
rabbit attacking
um if you dream the rabbit scratches or bite you that
then it means that you need to pay more attention to your personal relationship
or love life
rabbit biting or nibbling we're getting closer
the bunny bites your hands or feet that implies this relationship is heading
down the wrong direction
rabbit giving birth or pregnant
uh suggests that profitable investments doesn't mean you're gonna have a kid
bunny playing or humping
uh too much or too little sex
rabbit talking
that means you did some fucking mushrooms here
uh pay attention to the message
rabbit hole rabbit ears
white rabbit black rabbit oh jeez we're getting a race now
white rabbit in particular
to see a white rabbit in your dream civilizes
faithfulness in love the white rabbit also serves as a guide
oh god what's the black rabbit mean negative shit
to see a black rabbit in your dream refers to fear of intimacy
once again the black rabbit being put down
uh you are afraid that intimacy can result in sadness
and unhappiness where your heart gets broken brown rabbit
a brown rabbit suggests that you're gonna have a little
fucking pickup truck with a bunch of tools in the back
a brown rabbit suggests that you are on track to achieve your materialistic and
worldly goals
perhaps you are purchasing properties and investment look at that
they were they were nice to latino people
a blue rabbit oh jesus what the fuck is that
it represents oh the blue hairs old people
it represents happiness brought about by one
ones you are loyal to
or maybe that's some liberal shit right
oh the liberal rabbit oh they're so fucking loyal aren't they
they cancel everybody on the fucking planet
uh gray hair
the old gray hair
uh gray mare
the gray rabbit in dreams suggests that you will
encounter somebody who will trick you
in the forthcoming future
pink or red bunny
oh here yeah attack the gingers
here we go
dreams of a pink or red bunny
can signify that a woman
figure in your life is afraid of something
oh jesus what is her fucking problem now
fucking waking up in the middle of the night
a dead bunny
who fucking knew
it's a dead relationship or dying relationship
well i've never heard this whole thing that the bunny represents
like
somebody intimate with
i guess because they fuck so much
do they fuck that much or do they just have a lot of rabbits
if you ever watch these fucking things where like
rabbits get attacked
by those little fucking weasel things
that they outweigh by like three times their weight
and the things still kill those little stoat things
like
rabbits
line of defense
is how many more they can make
before you can kill them
um
to dream
okay
kill evil or killer bunny
to dream about an evil or killer bunny
suggests that people are not what they seem around you
it can indicate that someone in your life
whom you think
are harmless
can end up hurting your well-being
big giant bunny
means you ate ice cream
and ate a fucking pot cookie
before you went to bed
um
suggests upcoming
fortune or windfall
all right
see
wounded bunny
injured bunny
bleeding
it suggests that someone whom you care about has been hurt
perhaps you have
intentionally hurt children
or someone who may rely on you
wow
if the bunny is sick
it suggests that something is bothering these people in waking life
but you cannot exactly pinpoint the cause
all right
this is just getting sad
all right
i'm just gonna be an idiot here
horse's fucking dream
dreams about horses full-length porn videos at pervertsslut.com
swear to god that's a real thing
oh my god the feds are gonna show up

Break up Dream and Cannibalistic Rabbits - Bill Burr

um no i think i'm i've i've really figured something out when i took those
mushrooms
and this is the last time i i was just like oh yeah i need to address this
about myself so i
feel like if i was to go back to uh slowly becoming a pothead because i just
sort of
replaced weed with booze which is not what i ever wanted to do um and then if i
just didn't
smoke weed or eat gummies if i just smoked a million cigars that's also not
what i want to do
so i was thinking like you know because i've been sleeping really well and then
having these
vivid vivid fucked up fucking dreams would you like to hear one all right here
we go
so last night i had this dream
that my wife was leaving me and she was saying all this really mean shit to me
and um in the middle of that this rabbit dragged another rabbit into the room
was chomping down on its throat and killed it and the thing was making these
fucking noises and we both looked at it
acknowledged that it was happening but didn't really seem to care about it
and um
so i kind of woke up because it was such a fucked up dream and then you know
where my head went
the first thing i thought was if she ever does that to me
i kept thinking of all of these scenarios of how i would behave if she left me
so i could show her that i didn't care that she left
how fucked up is that and i was like uh
okay then i would just move off and be all alone and then she would deal with
the guilt of that
and it's like she wouldn't give a shit she'd get on with her life then you're
punishing yourself
i would fucking do this and live my best life
and all this type of shit
and then after doing i woke up in the middle of the night just thinking this
because of a dream and then i just sat there and i was like wait a minute
this has nothing to do with your wife
this has to do with you as a kid
not feeling loved
not feeling you know
and and and people who are supposed to be
protecting you
being fucking mean to you
on all levels
at home and otherwise
because it was the 70s and 80s
and i just got
the way to survive it
was i went into a mindset of
i don't care
i don't need that
so
i was sitting there going
well then what the fuck do the rabbits mean
a rabbit killing another rabbit
i just looked at like those things
are both the same thing
and rabbits don't kill other rabbits
as far as i know
they're not supposed to do that
so i viewed the rabbits as a symbol of love
and that's
the rabbit killing the other rabbit was me acting like i didn't need love
that's what i thought it meant
but then i was like well instead of sitting here philosophizing
like fucking dr phil and uh
whatever that fucking scientist that everybody agrees is the only scientist
that knows what's happening
because he's the only guy on tv whatever his fucking name is
i looked up
what does it mean
if a rabbit kills another rabbit in a dream
now there was no
interp there was that
search came up with nothing
all they came up with was
dream interpretation of killing a rabbit
uh is something that seems normal
this symbolized that the dreamer has a strong personality
on a different side
it also develops into nightmares
and this is a sign of bad news in the future
which
how fucking lame is that explanation
they just covered
you know
all
i always equate it to the guy playing roulette
who puts a chip on every fucking number and then he wins
it means you have a strong personality
or it's a
it's you know
it's a sign that something bad is going to happen in the future
all right
well that's vague enough
all right let's look at another one
all right let's go to dreamchrist.com
i dream about jesus
what are they going to read reboot i dream a genie and they'll put a man in
there
and a man in the bottle so then they can have a strong woman
you know
then it would make more sense that that the person that has the person in the
jar
doesn't want to fuck them
i never understood that
i remember that as a kid watching that shit
i was like why isn't he banging her
you know why
because he was the first woke person on television
uh genie i couldn't do that
i have a position of power over you
you live in a bottle
but master i want to fucking suck your dick
and that's basically what she was saying
wearing no goddamn clothes
um since ancient times
can you imagine having a show like that
and the woman called the guy master
oh jesus
um since ancient times
humankind has known dreams with various images that are present in their sleep
uh dream interpretation of killing a rabbit can have a good sign
but some can bring badness in life
i think killing a rabbit is a good thing from way back in the day when you
needed food
although there is a there's rabbit starvation
meaning that if all you did was live on rabbits you would die because it's such
a lean meat
you don't have enough fat and you'll actually starve to death
how do i know that
because i have the internet
uh to kill a rabbit in a dream indicates that there will soon be changing
things will soon be changing for the better
yeah maybe that's what it is
uh yeah because i'm tired of being this guy that pretends he doesn't want what
he you know
loving all of that shit
and i know this is like really extra fucking touchy feely for my fucking
podcast
but i know
that you know
there's a bunch of fucking guys like me right now
who are listening to this and if they're by themselves they're actually
listening being like yeah he's kind of
right but if you're with your friend
it was fucking guys we're coming to pussy man let's fucking listen to uh the
guy the other guy
fucking um so anyway i've been having dreams like that and waking up and then
thinking how i always think and then sit there and be like that's not the way
you want to think anymore
and then i just lay there and then i go back to sleep and then when i wake up i
feel unbelievably rested
and i like that feeling way better than waking up in the morning being hungover
or going like that i really just eat a gummy fucking every day this goddamn
week
and then have an ice cream sandwich before i went to bed like how is that
helping
i mean it's helping because it's you know it's a fucking fun goddamn thing to
do
but the next day the problem is still there so what i want to do
is work this shit out
so eventually i can come back and start drinking again for the right reasons
this time man
guys i don't know what i'm doing i'm fucking trying
um
anyway let's read a little bit
i love that i'm so fucked up that even on the internet where there's a fucking
answer for everything
there's not one fucking person out there that ever had a dream
i had a dream
what's his face mlk had a dream right
he had a dream i had a dream too
you had a dream of actually having the regular freedoms of everybody else
where i'm so privileged that i dream about rabbits killing each other
now what does that say
on this next segment
all right rabbits
dream
rabbit
kills
the rabbit wait wait wait it came up it came up it came up
no
i'm back to dream christ jesus i don't know who's working for jesus on the
internet but he's got it on fucking lockdown
the top 20 dreams about rabbits
ladies and gentlemen i have in my hand here
the top 20 reasons
top 20
dreams about rabbits
that really just made me miss the david letterman show
all right
dream about your actions towards the rabbit
catching a bunny
who knew there was all these bunny things
catching a but you think furbies dream about bunnies more than just a regular
person
all right
catching a bunny consider the actions that you are taking to capture a bunny or
rabbit
oh shut the fuck up and just tell me what it means
everybody always trying to teach
what kind of douche am i that i'm mad that this person is trying to teach me
they may offer you important clues for you to achieve your success for example
if you are setting a bunny trap in the dream it can reflect carefully planning
and patience in your endeavors
is it me or is there just no sympathy for rabbits and dreams
uh well it's not a real rabbit chasing after a bunny
uh that's when you're trying to fucking land some chick who's out of your
league
i'm gonna guess with each one of these
uh to chase after a bunny and dream suggests that you are going
you are going fleeting happiness
if a bunny escapes your attempt to capture it it indicates your efforts will be
fruitless
it can also suggest that you you do not have a good plan to achieve your goals
and success
yeah you got no game
all right killing a rabbit
um that's something that you fucking have been putting off and you finally you
finally cleaned out the garage
to kill a rabbit in a dream suggests that you will be the center of potential
conflicts
you will initiate inappropriate behavior and fight
and fights that can hurt your reputation
all right we're getting eating a rabbit
i'm going down
that doesn't mean that um eating a
the dream about eating a rabbit can suggest that you're taking advantage of
someone close to you
while the person is unbeknownst to your of your actions
oh i don't ever dream that all right dream about rabbit actions a rabbit
running
rabbit running uh you said yes to something you don't want to do
that's what i'm guessing all right to dream about a rabbit running way
to escape or hide suggests that you need to be more confident about your
surroundings
rabbit hopping and jumping
uh you drank too much water and there's not a bathroom close by and you're
going to piss the bed
no when the dream features a rabbit or bunnies jumping from one place to
another such as a hiding
in a rabbit holes or tunnels it's just lack of commitment
now you jump from one thing to another perhaps you are jumping back and forth
between relationships
i know i know somebody's done a bit about this but why can't you just have a
literal dreams
rabbit attacking
um if you dream the rabbit scratches or bite you that
then it means that you need to pay more attention to your personal relationship
or love life
rabbit biting or nibbling we're getting closer
the bunny bites your hands or feet that implies this relationship is heading
down the wrong direction
rabbit giving birth or pregnant
uh suggests that profitable investments doesn't mean you're gonna have a kid
bunny playing or humping
uh too much or too little sex
rabbit talking
that means you did some fucking mushrooms here
uh pay attention to the message
rabbit hole rabbit ears
white rabbit black rabbit oh jeez we're getting a race now
white rabbit in particular
to see a white rabbit in your dream civilizes
faithfulness in love the white rabbit also serves as a guide
oh god what's the black rabbit mean negative shit
to see a black rabbit in your dream refers to fear of intimacy
once again the black rabbit being put down
uh you are afraid that intimacy can result in sadness
and unhappiness where your heart gets broken brown rabbit
a brown rabbit suggests that you're gonna have a little
fucking pickup truck with a bunch of tools in the back
a brown rabbit suggests that you are on track to achieve your materialistic and
worldly goals
perhaps you are purchasing properties and investment look at that
they were they were nice to latino people
a blue rabbit oh jesus what the fuck is that
it represents oh the blue hairs old people
it represents happiness brought about by one
ones you are loyal to
or maybe that's some liberal shit right
oh the liberal rabbit oh they're so fucking loyal aren't they
they cancel everybody on the fucking planet
uh gray hair
the old gray hair
uh gray mare
the gray rabbit in dreams suggests that you will
encounter somebody who will trick you
in the forthcoming future
pink or red bunny
oh here yeah attack the gingers
here we go
dreams of a pink or red bunny
can signify that a woman
figure in your life is afraid of something
oh jesus what is her fucking problem now
fucking waking up in the middle of the night
a dead bunny
who fucking knew
it's a dead relationship or dying relationship
well i've never heard this whole thing that the bunny represents
like
somebody intimate